Richter: ha!!! Castlevania is better then Rebecca black you fiend
Edward:enough talk about twilight have at you!!!!!!! :turns into a puppy:
Richter: (whip crack)
Edward: (bursts in flames) AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!

Edward:perhaps the same could be said out of all haters
Richter:your words are as empty as you are full of sparkles
Edward:what is castlevania 'throws glass' a miserble pile of... Of............. ........

Die monster you dont belong I'm this world Edward:it twas not by my hand that I am once again givin, sparkles I was called here by teenage girls who wish to pay me tribute.
:richter:tribute!?! You steal girls souls and manipulate Bella you fiend!

People hate Twilight for two big reasons. First, it completely throws out what makes vampires vampires. They are supposed to be enemies of man and god. No matter how much sexual subtext is throw in they are always monsters in the end. The second is, Bella is the author's Mary Sue.

VAMPIRES DONT SPARKLE!

Screw Julius Belmont, he's not the original Belmont, TREVOR my good man is! He cracks open heads and lobs axes.

A HERO TO US ALL.

TWILIGHT SUXXX! I HATE FAKE VAMPIRES

DIE MONSTER YOU DON'T BELONG IN THIS WORLD IT WAS NOT BY MY HAND THAT I AM ONCE AGAIN GIVEN STAGE I WAS CALLED HERE BY FANGIRLS WHO WISHED TO PAY ME TRIBUTE TRIBUTE YOU STEAL GIRL'S SOULS AND MAKE THEM YOUR SLAVES PERHAPS THE SAME COULD BE SAID OF ALL MOVIE STARS HAVE AT YOU

and you love twilight?

NO I AM THE REAL LIJEU

Together, we shall make this the most popular comic ever, forcing the artist to please our twilight demanding ways forever.... huhahahah

SQUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, I <3 twilight!!!!

TWILIGGHHTTT

As it should be.

Bella is all like, "ZOMG DEAD BOYFRIEND DEAD?!?"

Boom. Headshot.

@Jake 'm: Indeed, huge time bonus and "perfect" status.

Wow, didn't expect the Castlevania reference with the Vampire Killer whip.

Actually, you are mistaken as well. It's "words", not "worlds".

"Your words are as empty as your soul! Mankind ill needs a savior such as you!"

@Richter Belmont: Correction, it's:

Richter: Your worlds are as empty as your soul! Mankind ill needs a savior such as you!

Did anyone else notice that he called one of the Belmonts "Castlevania"?

For Count Spark-cula, all that glitters...
*puts on sunglasses*
Is not gold.
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

what a good service to the poor girl

My first thought upon seeing the previews for Twilight: "Needs moar Blade".

Hooray!

Screw Team Jacob and Team Edward. Go Team Belmont

/!\ Richter Belmont Startled the EMO! /!\

I know someone who is actually addicted to Twilight.

She thinks Edward is hot.

I think Edward could be killed with the Soldier's E-Tool. You want a vampire, go look at DRACULA. That's a Vampire!

I'm sorry, this is just win, so gonna save this image.

Y'arr.

@A Gray Phantom: I think a cup/mug or hat would also be good.

Should be 'eh', not 'he'.

[url=#user_comment_19496]@Yeti[/url]: Because it's gawdawful, and more people like it that good literature like Metamor Keep and Inverloch.

The Kid: Die monster! You don't belong in this world!

Thats how all us guys wish this damn movie series will end.. QUICKLY

because Twilight is made of Emo Vampires that sparkle in the sun.

why does everyone hate Twilight?

SOUL STEAL!

EDWARD, MY POWER, USE MY POWER!

Bobucles, quit spamming, you n00b! I can't even move! BELMONT KEEPS STEALING ALL OF MY CASH!

Members of Team Belmont ITC

And that's not even the Vampire Killer whip! Just goes to show you how retarded the Twilight series' vampires are.

You win the everything in 2 panels. Epic win =3

Winning the internet in only two panels! *TWACK!*

What would make a good comic even better? A little thing I like to call Hydrostorm.

The Belmont have their uses...

finally! take that you sparkling vampire

Lol I just realized that there were sparkles mixed in with the blood. Took me long enough. XD

At least he didn't turn into giant bat monster form after killing him...

I...I kinda like Twilight..once you get passed all the crap in it.

Yeah, take that you emo vamp

I don't know about you guys but I'm going with Team Tepes...

That makes me so happy.

[url=#user_comment_19455]@Somedood[/url], because in twilight they sparkle in the sunlight or something.

Everyone said it before me but...

FUCKIN AWESOME!

Why are sparkles coming out of his head?

Someone needs to make this a cosplay skit, have the Twilight guy wear a false head and get a Belmont cosplayer to knock it off with his whip. TAKE VIDS and upload to the Internets, ???, and PROFIT!

I assure that they'll get hundreds and thousands of views before the day is out.

Jo, you are awesome.

Team Belmont: 1
Team Edward: 0
Team Jacob: (Next on the list)
Team Tepes: Doesn't belong in this comment.

more sc PREASE!?!?!?!?

@Mr. Pennysworth: that, and a certain weapon called Vampire Killer Whip.

haha that funney to see her face

I dare say, what happened to the good ol' blood-surping vampires of yester-year.

Anywho, Good Show! Now we know he wasn't a vampire because only stakes, holy water, or sunshine can kill vampires.

Why, why, WHY couldn't he have killed her as well. Two birds with one stone FTW. ;_;

Someone PLEASE write this as a short story.

Eh, I don't hate the Twilight series, but I haven't read it.
Still, I can't stand Sir Shovelface. Does he even know what a facial expression is?

This is for Lost boys!

Thank you Castelvania !

there wasn't glitter before
i see what you did there

It should be also noted that Twilight series are commonly hated by audiences that are not teenage, girly, emo or gay, ergo making one of the Belmonts kill Edward, the trademark of Twilight franchise, is undeniably hilarious in opinion of those people.
Clever, indeed.

It's funny, because Edward is a vampire and whip is commonly associated with Belmonts, the family of vampire hunters, thus connecting well known Castlevania franchise with Twilight universum.

YES!
YES YES YES

It needed to be done.
Good riddance.

Hooray for GOOD vampire franchises. Mankind ill needs vampires such as Edward Cullen.

It needs much more Dracula, and also more Kain.

Augh, some guy stole my name and did the whole "first comment" bit. Now I feel sullied. Thanks a lot, other Jordan.

In other news, there is very much win in this comic. It's great how the very internet itself hates Twilight nowadays.

Make this into a shirt and I WILL buy it.

HYES!Thats all I got ta say!
HYES!

I Would be SO happy if this happened :3

Thank you. Just... thank you. This comic is a great service to males the world over.

SOTN GOTYAY
You can skip the talking sequence. I'd hit start just after running up a hundred flights of stairs, gunning into Dracula's lair, gasping, panting, wheezing, saying only one word. "DIE!"

Win

Boom, hookshot!
What is a twilight? A miserably pile of sparkles.

YEEESSSSSSS!!!

Jo you officially win a legion of internets!

Awesome, the thing's full of glitter and blood, like a happy pinata!

The best thing is, it only took one swipe to kill him, so he'll get a huge time bonus!

You sir, have performed a desperately needed miracle.

You deserve sainthood. Inb4 excommunication.

Thanks you good sir.

Thank you good sir, you've done us all a great service.

Thank you, man. For making the dream come alive.

Noone cared about Doctor Spock :'(

Fuck yeah! TAKE THAT, SCREAMING LITTLE FANGIRLS!!!

BTW, I was on the Scandinavian Sci-fi convention last sunday, and there was some weirdo from Twilight there (Black guy, whatever his name was)... The whole goddamn place was FLOODED with screaming little twelve-year olds. ALL GIRLS.

It's German for "The Monsters".

The first thing I thought of was Ghost Ship

Happy End.

man edward in the first panel looks like alucard from his 8 bit days or Frankenstein's monster.

julius slaying vampires for all of deer kind.

I see this as a bash on the Twilight series. I see a connection there, and I'm happy about that. :)

OH GOD YES

I APPROVE.
LETS MAKE A SCRIPT AND GET THIS ALL OVER AMERICA.
THE FAT AND ANTI-SOCIAL WOMEN WILL LOVE IT.

You actually made Bella kinda cute (in the second panel :|) kudos, you did what a multi-million dollar budget could not.

YYYYYEEEEEESSSSSS!
YOU DON'T BELONG IN THIS WORLD!

Too bad Edward didn't have a pear. Now we won't know what his true form was.

Belmont: Thanks for standin, still Wanker.

WAVE GOODBYE TO YOUR HEAD, WANKER

also: Dr Taco, lurk moar

Who cares about the whip. It is all about Alucard Shield and the Shield Rod. It does 255 damage, replenish your life, and makes you invisible. It took me less than 10 seconds to kill Dracula (the final boss) in SOTN.

HUZZAH!! DEATH TO THE SPARKLY ONES!!!

Boom Headshot!

YOU SIR ARE AWESOME!

Such improper grammar, Jo; Castlevania "DOESN'T" afraid of anything!

Also: she actually looks cute as a cartoon character. Though to be fair, any female that you draw does...

KA-BOOOOOM!!

My sister and her bf rented Twilight, before knowing how much it sucked.
They only watched it during 20 minutes and returned it that same night to rent a better movie.
Proof that EVERYONE hates twilight, even people who don't touch the internet.

Who needs a whip when you have... Hydro Stooooorm!

Playtime is over! Grant me power!

Belmont: Your words are as empty as your soul! Mankind still ill needs a savior such as you!

fixed

Team Edward? Team Jacob? Pfft, I always go with Team Belmont

Oh god, you're my hero.

Dracula: What is a man? A miserable pile of secrets! But enough talk have at you!

Belmont: No! Mankind still needs a savior from the likes of you!

Dracula: Perhaps the same could be said of all religions.

Belmont: Tribute!? You steal men's souls and make them your slaves!

pbbththtbthtbthDAHAHAHAHAHHA

OH GOD I DON'T EVEN PLAY CASTLEVANIA AND I LAUGHED SO HARD (I do know that the main character kills Dracula, though.)

Your comics are getting more and more clever, Jo.

Dracula: It was not by my hand that I was once again given flesh. I was brought here by humans who wish to pay ME tribute!

Belmont: Die monster! You don't belong in this world!

the girl pissed me off more than the guy

Boom headshot!

Needs more sparkle.

Sure is old meme.

THANK YOU FOR THE ANTI TWILIGHT COMIC!!!!!!!!!!!

That must've been Julius Belmont. AWESOME.

Good job Jordan, now you only have to get someone to care!

YEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS

the internet could use more anti-twilight comics.

Doesn't. It's supposed to be "and doesn't afraid of anything". Know your memes!

awww was hoping for maybe a ptoss arc? plz? another zerg one?? cmon... plz??

First Comment!!!