This joke is a first for me.

Wrong, Samus's Chozo infused DNA lets her survive in harsh conditions

I feel bad for knowing that though

I'm dying here!

Samus Aran might be above Metroids, but Batman will always be above Samus...

She is choking on the smell being produced by the local wildlife.

@Copulatory Praetorian: "She's Samus Aran.
And like Batman, she can breathe in space."

QFT

Heh yea, I saw that Bayonetta vid too, the dude that plat the whole run. Course, now you play it to get the full feel on an HDTV cause he didn't record in high def.

...For everyone who commented on the broken english of the person saying "You practically the whole game? That's almost as bad as when you the whole bottle.", you REALLY need to brush up on your memes.

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/I_accidentally_X

The verb was left out for a reason.

*ignor last 4 lines plz*

you should make a "yours, mine" thing, get an original image then put your version of it next to it
kind of like when you brought out the zerg girls everyone here liked
EX: thiers mine
*instert *your image*
original
image*

She's Samus Aran.
And like Batman, she can breathe in space.

Goddamnit, I'm reminded too much of that Holdover game that the Indiegames blog featured.

Fuck you, Japan.

@Chozo: The planet Metroid took place on was not open deep space, but another planet-oid. Which has a different atmosphere.

ENGAGE RIDLEY
MOTHER FUCKER

@AllaBreve has it right. Samus can breathe on Zebes.
That kinda would ruin the punchline, though, so fun times to be had by all.

No. "BAILEY" does not mean "swimsuit" anywhere on this planet. That's an urban legend.

The code is a quirk of the password system, nothing more.

Bah, if Mario can, Samus surely can do better.
@Moby: Haha, didn't know that. Puns ahoy!

Justin Bailey = Just In Bailey

Bailey = Swinsuit

Google it. It was pretty bad.

The Binford dolphin incident?

:U

I just all the trolls your grammar.

Great! I'll grab my stuff!

lol DM1293

Here's something you shoulda invented: a not dyin suit! $400,000 saved on that suit? Yeah money well saved. Repeat after me: *COUGHHACKCOUGH* IM DEAD. Hey-hey look you shapeshifted into a dead girl. The best man won you bomb-layin bitch! Diagnosis? You SUCK.

Those soft lungs don't stop suffocation, DO THEY?

(TF2 scout reference =D )

wait if sega publish this game would there be any chance of seeing bayonetta in sega all stars racing?

The Byford Dolphin had many times greater drop in pressure than the pressure drop between air pressure at sea level to no pressure.

...pressure.

Believe it or not, the "JUSTIN BAILEY" password is a fluke. Metroid does a checksum on passwords to determine if they're legitimate or not, and that one is VALID.

The ONLY working password that FAILS the checksum - thus needing to be hard-coded into the game - is:
NARPAS SWORD0
000000 000000

Explosive decompression is a myth.

Other than when it happened, anyway.
Specifically the Byford Dolphin incident. Nasty business, that

a myth, human internal pressure is not great enough to cause such spectacular body structure failure.

in the 1950s and 1960s when the cold war and space race is at the peak, both US and USSR conducted research on the survivability in vacuum.

animals were 'volunteered' to test the limit.

I'm pretty sure people EXPLODE in deep space due to the lack of air pressure on their body.

Listen folks, whats the point of bashing a person's English when it isn't their first language?You understand what is trying to be said so leave it be.A little common courtesy goes a long way, especially when you are taking into account the Jo goes out of his way to convenience us by writing English

I'm Australian and I have never heard of "Bailey" as a term for a swimsuit....

Justin Bailey Samus has green hair...but, she looks better as a blond.

@Mujaki: "Bailey" = "Swimsuit"? Maybe you should ask a real Australian about these things first. Also, why would the US translation of a Japanese game use Aussie slang?

Darksiders is somewhat fun game,it just takes to many ideas from other games(God of War,Zelda,Portal).I've always been a huge fan of Mythology,demons,and/or angels fight 'em.After finishing the game it had the feel of a Darksiders 2,but the game does not need to be made again!It just rips ideas!

You want to know the REAL origin of that code?
Bailey, Australian term for swimsuit.
Just In, wearing only the suit and not the full armor.
Just In Bailey.
It's merely coincidence, and NOT a person's name.

The comic is brilliantly simple, but what I really enjoy is the "broken English" underneath it.
It's so innocently uncorrected, always a joy to decipher.
If English isn't your first language, it can be hard to wield it correctly. I think most of us can relate to that.

JUSTIN BAILEY, if I recall correctly was simply a bizarre example of an otherwise genuine password that gets parsed in the normal way to determine what you've unlocked; ROM disassemblies have shown that much.

NARPAS SWORD0 however is not a valid password.

<Metroid Fan Nerd Talk>
If this really was the first Metroid, and Samus was on Zebes, she would be able to breathe on the planet, due to the fact that she was raised on that planet by the Chozo.
</Metroid Fan Nerd Talk>

In all seriousness, it's always the most simple jokes that get the laughs.

Ha! This is rich :D

Who the hell is Justin Bailey, though?

Just gotta say, you need to proofread your comments.

"I pratically the whole gameplay of Bayonnetta already which kinda diminish my interest of actually playing it"

On a similar note, I just accidentally been far even as decided to do look more like.

Playing Darksiders after Bayonetta = big mistake. Felt like going from God of War to Streets of Rage.

@Pope: Well yeah you know when you and then the whole gameplay gets done

Hmmm...Proof reading ftw.

UGUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Her neko face is soo cute I couldn't help it.

But my game is so much fun.

Bugger, that IS a problem.

You practically the whole game? That's almost as bad as when you the whole bottle.

I wish that it would go back to the old TF2 Comics.

Kids these days, Getting high by chocking themselves, not good

Another Case of "Justin Bailey Not Advised" as you so comically put it.

Is this gonna become a running gag?

I always love the Metroid comics <3