I wish you could do that to Tali in the game.

I don't always go for the renegade actions, except when getting the drop on some scumbag merc that would most likely kill anyways, so it would be just quiker and fun. But yeah, I would TOTALLy go for this renegade move. XD

Man. Your Shepard looks just like mine. Same hair and color and everything.

'Cept mine went the Renegade path.

This is, exactly what i would do.

Crotch Crap ahoy

I also, idiotically, say that "don't" is meant to be done.

/v/ and /b/ are hell holes, but /v/ has games so I go there.

On topic, I probably would of don't that, I always like Tali that way.

Don't forget about raeg!

/v/ is just /b/ with video games.

I would go for that renegade option too with an ass like that :O

/b/ gives us a bad name. we're better than you fuckheads.

Just watched a walkthrough of this quest on Youtube. I guess it's good to see Tali show some emotion instead of being the dull stone she was in ME1. All the conversations with her were pretty much like talking to a VI.

i don't play this game... what does this mean?

Yeah, I went back a few saves and made a screenshot with both QTE, on PC you press LMB when a renegade icon appears on the left and RMB when a paragon icon appears on the right, didn't knew it was the other way around on the X360, controller thing I guess.

http://i50.tinypic.com/15n58ap.jpg

@Aurum, it differs between the PC and xbox 360 version

rules 1 and 2 only apply to raids, newfag.

rules 1 and 2 chanfags

I would grope Tali butt.

Yeah, the ME2 manual stated Paragon on left, renegade on right. (Yes, I actually read the manual. Don't you?!)

@Katana: The joke remains without that spoiler you just dished out. Even if you had only knew of the Par/Ren interrupts you'd understand the joke.

If only...

I distinctly remember that renegade is on the right (trigger) side and paragon on the left. So the comic is right.

so... can we get some garrus here now?

I'm very happy with this comic though ;)

... Okay, confession time. I play straight paragon, but if this were in the game it'd be an option I take all the time, alignment points be damned. Right up there with the "Krogan Diplomacy" option.

*HEADBUTT*

Yah, the Paragon/Renegade icons are on the wrong sides of the screen. God I wish that Renegade option was in the game.

@DragonJTS: But Paragon's on left, even in the squad menu when you're looking at Shep. Unless it's kinda like what Nin10do did with Twilight Princess, Wii Link Right hand, GC Link Left hand.

@GrimKiller46:

Zomg! Only now I realised that this is from Dirty Harry. :D Awesome!

"Do you feel lucky, punk?"

But paragon should be on the right and vice versa.

No wait, they're not... Gade is star, Gon is wing.

@Fidon: Didn't notice till I read your comment. xD

Dat ass, etc.

Bow chicka bow wow.

@PT:

Negative.

http://masseffect.wikia.com/wiki/Romance#Mass_Effect_2

I want a DLC for that!

Also the Renegade/Paragon icons are on the wrong sides :|

I'd pay Bioware to get that Renegade option. I usually play all nice, but I wouldn't mine Renegade points for that.

I know there are lesbian romances in this game. Jack and Kelly are confirmed 9I think), I heard Tali is the third option?

:D I remember this scene with giving Tali a hug! I wish you had the Renegade version though ;p

I love how your mind works :)

4chan's just a "my first forum" for retards, perhaps those of you who lurk there will graduate from there. Eventually.

somebody called me? oh shit wtf is this faggotry!

FYI /v/ is for fags

Go away /v/. We don't like your /b/ig /b/rother, we don't like you either.

@KBF: Righty o Ol' Boy!

There is little bonus when you finish ME 1 you can find somepeople which you meet them, and they will give you +PARAGON/RENEGADE.
I finished that game three times already (on easy diff, because i hate aimbots on INSANE , HARD). Good Comics Keep it up! <3 TALI

just a reminder that this comic is just as bad as tim buckley.

Oh snap ANONYNOUS thinks they have rights to jokes. Or thinks that they can make an original one. AHAHAHAHAHAlol.

4chan is here

as usual, Jo steals jokes from us, adds chibi art, and thinks he is funny.

Enkindle This!

While I get the joke in all of these, I sort of wonder if these are getting to be all sort of "in-jokes". For those who don't know, this is a part of the game where Tali (purple helmet) loses a close family member.

*facepalm*

@Allandaros: More like renegade is BLASTO, THE FIRST HANAR SPECTRE!

"This one has forgotten if its heat sink is over capacity. It wonders whether the criminal scum considers itself fortunate." Aha.

Also, you get scars if you're renegade, ZombiePlasticClock.

pretty sure it's more "paragon"(lawful)
"renegade"(chaotic)

If a renegade option did flash at that scene i must have missed it, if it didnt i wish it had. XD

so shep just snap tali neck and headbutted her?

Congrats on getting the new tablet! The comic looks better already!

This comic makes me want to get Mass Effect 2. I would do just about every renegade action I can possibly do without growing horns :D

In the game, during some scenes you can perform special "paragon" (good) actions or "renegade" (bad) actions.

Blue one is paragon, giving Tali a hug when she needs it... red is renegade, coppin' a feel :D

@4tran: The wing and star are the symbols for Paragon and Renegade, respectively, in Mass Effect (and presumably ME2). Paragon is Jean-Luc Picard, Renegade is Dirty Harry.

I assume those symbols mean something...
She wants to fly (wings)?

Coppin' a feel by proxy.

Haha, go for the gold Shepard :)