Isn't that because too many people are bitching that their precious comics isn't "real" enough?

Why the hell did the comic just get edited?

Wait a second... (Looks at the list)

Where the hell is Supergirl/PowerGirl & Starfire?! XD

Great joke.

Deadpool. 'Nuff said.

I'd get this game if I could play as Scarecrow.

I know what comic is coming soon :3 (Congratulations, Beowulf)

Jo. stop fixing your comics. if the idiots dont get it. then fuck 'em. let the nerds explain or make them wiki.

dont let them tell you what to do. i almost never comment on webcomic but man idiots. someone has to voice their opnion. and yes i know, im wasting my time complaing about idiots.

I may be in the minority, but I preferred this particular comic when it had no words in the 3rd panel. Wordless glee is funny to me.

This comic am HORRIBLE: No make Kupo cry to self!!
No make more injustice comics, they terrible!

Bizarro's just grateful he doesn't need to be in that game.

Why the emergency backup speech bubble? Are your readers really that stupid?

Handwaves
Handwaves everywhere

Anyhoo...

If Alan Moore has taught us anything, it's that incredulity can go hand in hand with sobriety.

RE: Superman wearing glasses.

How do you know that Superman IS your co-worker?

The only thing that's odd about Clark Kent is trying to be meek despite being well over six feet tall and having a chest as broad as two barrels strapped together.

Bizarro am hated by all! Bizarro am very unhappy! Yay!

i actully was hoping for BeastBoy. He could be glorious character for fighting game )

No, wait, I missed the speachbubble. Forget what I said, that's what every crap-tier comic artist feels like almost every day XD

I know Bizzaro's reaction pretty well - that's what every crap-tier comic artist feels like when his webcomic suddenly gets a 33th position in a top-100 rating, even if for a little while XD

To be fair, if you noticed your co-worker looked a bit like a dead ringer for, oh, Obama, would you automatically assume he's Obama in disguise? Probably not. The disguise is mostly expectations; Superman is a legend, Kent is just some guy.

What an injustice toward Bizarro.

[url=#user_comment_292604]@Arikado[/url]: yeah the real dealwithit uses "this is the reason why dota 2 sucks" and not "this is why dota sucks" and he also only posts on dota related comics. he also only replies by the phrase "@name Deal with it." (note the capital letters and the dot in this sentence) everybody else is fake.

GJ JOE now not only you made grammar mistakes you forgot a whole fucking bubble.

HEY wtf

On comic it has no speech bubble
On comment with photonotes it has speech bubble

WTF

[url=#user_comment_292623]@wurtwurt[/url]: In Bizarro-world, Jo always writes with perfect grammar.

i'm suprised no one has pointed out yet that Bizarro isn't talking in Bizzaro speak. shouldn't he be saying "Bizarro am first place" or "Bizarro am in lead" or something along those lines?

Goodbye

Bizarro in last place, Bizarro is worstest choice ever and am winning!

Yaaay

Hello

[url=#user_comment_292347]@dealwithit[/url]: <--- FAKE the true dealwithit does not use capital letters in his posts

BIZARRO'S HERE TO SAVE THE DAYYYYYY!!!!

And telepaths can learn Supe's secrets easily! His secret Super-Baking recipe, his secret Super-Knitting pattern....the guy's got tons of useless information to cover things up with.

Actually, the citizens of Metropolis are playing along (even the villians) so as not to drive him over the bend with broken self esteem (The villains know how powerful he can be--last thing they want is for him to *snap*). Either that, or they're Just That Stupid.

Jo, keep an eye out for the upcoming Scribblenauts game--it claims to have *every*--and I mean *every* DC super ever in it.

Bizarro am pleased with comic. Destroy computer now.

He trained to learn to create these mental blocks to prevent telepaths from learning his secrets. (Action comics 775) or Superman vs. The Elite (DvD)

@Nerf NOW!!

It's assumed it is the kryptonian mind as a younger teenage Clark kent did not want the powers and wanted to be normal. He inadvertently created a series of mental blocks that would lead him to unlock the rest of his powers for the rest of his life. (Cont.)

In cannon it's said he studied some kryptoinan mind defense martial arts so telepaths can't read his mind kind of like Batman's studies have for him

[url=#user_comment_292511]@Winnosh[/url]: Yeah, but different from the real world, one telepath can just read his mind and know the truth, but I'm sure the writers will say he has kryptonian mind block or something.

People kidnapped his family and Superman had to come and save them.

As to Clark looking like him. Well haven't you ever run into someone you swore looked exactly like a celebrity? You don't go on trying to prove that it's secretly Bruce Willis in disguize now do you? One of the recent issues had this guy who looked a lot like Superman. cont

Yeah with Superman no one goes looking for who he really is. To the general public He's just Superman. What's his real name. Kal El He told us already. What does he do when he's not Superman? He's always Superman isn't he?

I fully agree with you Jo.

Does anybody else remember when comics used to be, you know, fun?

Superpowers other than Money can go get fucked. The Boys is the best way they will ever be portrayed.

[url=#user_comment_292287]@Bindal[/url] for a guy who wants less dota, you keep on mentioning it. tsundere?

Has anyone read "The Boys"? Best superhero comic EVER, it shows the real face of superheores if they existed

(cont) It doesn't hurt that he's friends with several shapeshifters who know who he really is, which has resulted in multiple Clark/Superman sightings... at least before the current reboot.

I dropped Marvel and DC comics for Japanese manga a while ago. Just as expensive, but just one artist.

(cont) Clark slouches considerably when not in his Superman costume, which makes him look both shorter and heavier than he really is. Combined with subtle padding to the suits he wears on the job, he doesn't look like a tall, chiseled adonis out of costume.

(cont)

(cont) while Superman has an East-Coast accent and has a different speaking pattern. Second, are the mannerisms. Clark is a pretty good actor, and his Superman persona acts differently than he does in real life. Finally, is posture. (cont)

(cont) Second, for most people, Clark Kent is a byline, so nobody knows what HE looks like. Third, there is a lot of elements to the "Clark Kent" disguise besides slightly tinted glasses that dulls his eye color. First, he raises his voice an octave, and uses his midwest accent, (cont)

@Clark Kent: There are a number of reasons why nobody recognizes that Clark Kent is Superman... at least since the Silver Age, no "super-hypnosis" is required. First and foremost, is that Superman was the first superhero that didn't wear a mask, so everyone assumed he had nothing to hide. (cont)

Hah, you'll get your chance Bizzaro.

Well, at least his happy.

where the sexy bat-dog ? And the FanService ?

Liking the look on the face. Would love if they were to have included Bizarro with a move set derived from Superman, but twisted in comic, disturbing, and cruel ways.
And while the Greatest Heroes/Greatest Threat line is great, some awesome villains can shine from this.

See you at the Bottom!

Meanwhile, Carl Barks, Don Rosa, William Van Horn, etc, have somehow managed to create amazing works out of simple Disney characters. (The Life and Times of Scrooge McDuck won an Eisner, for goodness sake. And I highly recommend it to everyone.)

I didn't read superhero comics when I grew up, I read Donald Duck and Uncle Scrooge. And I'm glad of it. When I look at most superhero comics, even many of the best ones have dialog and plotlines that are lacking.

I don't like Batman. He's terribly overrated and unrealistic.
(Ducks a million batarangs thrown by angry Bat-fans.)

I was just telling a friend I wish that Injustice Superman had a Bizarro skin :-D.

Bizzaro have 2.71% of vote, that means only 2.71% of people voting dont want Bizzaro in-game.

Bizarro number 1

Hah! Bizarro should win by default if he 'loses' in the polls. :D

I think I read in one of the comics that Superman uses a trick he learned from the Flash where he makes subtle facial movements at high speeds blurring his face as Superman just enough to not be recognized.

@Philips the Hillips
But half of the traffic of this site is from "mines", people complaining about the comic, people complaining about the people complaining about the comic and ponies. Shitstorm is actually profitable!

So if Bizzaro #1...oh god he's had serious depression all these years and has been begging for help, but noone noticed.

in bizzaro world dota is actually good... jk it's still shit even there.

In Bizzaro World, 2.17% is the top!

Also continuing to show my appreciation for non-Dota strips.

@Clark Kent: yeah, heard that one too... they say that superman is capable of some kind of hypnosis: he can create some sort of illusion to others, so that both his identities appear diffent to others.

however, like Jo said, it does not explain how it also fools people with special powers, too.

@Clark Kent: And than you get stuff like photos, or people with telepathy or enhanced senses (smell, hearing, aura vision, etc)...

dota

Actually, the "nobody recognizes Clark Kent without glasses" has a good explanation (heard/read once, don't remember when/where).
The same way he has to take off his glasses for the eye-laser to work, if he takes them, he unconsciously (or consciously) "hypnotizes" people into not recognizing him.

In Bizarro's mind, that's actually a 71.2%, he's doing well.

Also in before dotafags/antidotafags

HEY JO! Please turn off the comments & photonotes next week, just to see if people calm the fuck down because they're getting annoying.

right. sometimes silly/childish villains can be more compelling than a political villain who spouts morality speeches and equality nonsense.

Missed Mundo joke here =P

solomon grundy want DLC too

Bizarro not in last place, Bizzaro not happy!

Too bad. :D

Damn it, got first...