Enge = Nintendo

Kicking the Xboxes ass since day 1

asdasdasdas

And like that the game sharing is gone. Thank you internet.

Now there is no longer and 24hr check in, and they have limited the used game restrictions to Sony Levels of "it's up to the publishers"

http://news.xbox.com/2013/06/update

Like to see Sony's next move, as really their main focus has been, "At least we're not Xbox".

Yeah yeah yeah slap her butt with that bat! Slap it hard!

I would love it if people stopped bashing the Xbone and move on.

Of course, that would require the execs to stop trying to convince us that their way is the only way to go.

[url=#user_comment_310449]@T[/url]: precisely. But that might just be my perception. As Frasier of Video Games Awesome said "Did I ever mention that the guy who's running XBox right now is the guy who was running Playstation when we all hated it?"

[url=#user_comment_310496]@what[/url]: Video gamers retirement home is awesome! we re enact the war for fun! Also the nurses are cute! Except for Atari Jaguar fans, sad to see them standing in the corner sobbing. You don't know Atari Jaguar? you foolish young un.

Whoa... Bad Engie! Aim for her butt!

best imagined with the tf2 BONK sound that some idiot scout always spams on walls while waiting between matches

[url=#user_comment_310485]@RoderickBR[/url]: how does it feel at the retirement home i heard service is pretty bad, do you get more than 1 bath a week?

[url=#user_comment_310260]@AckAckAck[/url]: Another veteran here. I was on the Nes side. Seriously, that was ridiculous back then, and is still ridiculous now.

[url=#user_comment_310335]@MadTinkerer[/url]: interesting view, like if Xbone was a decent girl ruined by her boss's greed.

I just love Engies look of glee when she goes back for bonus beatings.

While the Xbone itself deserves it (latest news: MPAA wants Kinect to spy on people watching movies and stop the movie if too many are watching at once. Patent pending and everything.), I feel a little bad for Xbone-tan. Maybe even she doesn't want the stupid DRM?

[url=#user_comment_309500]@Gabonmx[/url]: We'll stop after the same amount of time it took for us to stop making fun of Sony's "599 US Dollars" announcement. Just so you know, we haven't stopped making fun of that yet.

[url=#user_comment_310260]@AckAckAck[/url]: Those were rough, I tell ya. So many shots were fired back and fourth, I thought I'd never see the end of it...

[url=#user_comment_310260]@AckAckAck[/url]: well "gramps", time to retire times up!

[url=#user_comment_310202]@what[/url]: Yep! Genesis - SNES War Veteran right here. War.... console war never change. My lawn! get off!

Yeah! Now that's more likely! Glad to see a lot of fans unite.

Thanks for keeping Queen alive, pals!

yay, thanks to all contributors to the Queen tribute photo notes

start was a bit sloppy(my fault-ish), but awesome

[url=#user_comment_309998]@AckAckAck[/url]: So now not only are you Asian, I have to belive you also are an old man?

Or you know just don't buy it when it comes out. At the end of the day it doesn't fucking matter what's your oppinion about if you still buy it on day 1.
Common console peasants, prove to those high and mighty PC elitist it won't be the same this time aswell.

You can't bash Microshit enough. I fucking hate those greedy scumbags so much.

[url=#user_comment_310143]@a[/url]: I'm evoking Poe's law here. Just everyone move along until more information presents itself.

[url=#user_comment_310143]@a[/url]: More of a question of why MS hates large portions of their customer base and their money.

Nononono Engie. With *that* pose, you should be doing an Atomic Wedgie--or more likely, she should already have one before you bash her. :-)

why do you all hate the xbox one? i dont get it. I love the new Xbox One and its clearly superior to the PS4

[url=#user_comment_309998]@AckAckAck[/url]: The more douche they are, the harder they will fall.

This is why XBone sucks

Also, I'd like to dub the incoming boycott of the XBOne as the "XBox Shun". /wit

Let's also remember how the XBOne also screws over troops deployed overseas and near combat situations. Gaming is a bit of a morale booster, and Microsoft's decision is just pushing these customers right towards Sony.

Besides incompetence, let's expect impotence. Anyone who worked on the Xbox One will not be getting it up for awhile.

[url=#user_comment_310025]@tom641[/url] lol tvtropes.org

hey jojo, i've found a perfect pairing for you: http://www.mangachapter.net/1166/sidonia-no-kishi/39.html

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AcceptableTargets

@Not quite...: Thanks for the replies to Ryan. What shock me is the fact he doesn't care about livelihood of small shops. He sounds like he never worked in his life before (probably still pretty young) and take care of other people.

[url=#user_comment_309914]@Ryan[/url] But in the end it is still your choice and if you have reasons for it more power to ya. But for most of us it just won't be the system of choice I don't think. It doesn't hurt that Microsoft is /not/ doing a good pr job.

4) (cont.) still limited to your 'family' unfortunately but with a close group of friends this is a pretty nice feature.

By and large it's features really don't benefit the larger market. Nothing wrong for those who get it, but it may not get much material on it if there's no market to sell to.

3) (cont.) Microsoft still sells everything at full price to date. Steam also has sales that 4 people could own and play the same game for the same price, and not pay a monthly fee, they need more to catch up to it.

4) This is a fairly good feature, not denying that. But at the same time(cont)

2) Even with good Internet services can still go down. And in these cases and it can't phone home in time is it easy to reactivate? What about areas where weather can knock out power?

3) While you can't trade on Steam, Steam adjusts the value of their games and DLC over time. (cont.)

1) Competition is generally good for everyone, means better customer conditions and more choice. They may not be the biggest sellers, true, but it /still/ is better then virtually no competition.

Xschwanz stinkt

[url=#user_comment_309611]@AckAckAck[/url] 3) So? Still better then Steam you actually CAN trade and lend games. You can also only sell your current used games once. 4)So only 2 can play the same game at once? Still better then EVERY other game system out there. Even current systems where only ONE can play per disk.

[url=#user_comment_309611]@AckAckAck[/url] 1) Why should I give a shit about mom&pop retailers? They account for little to nothing in the industry. 2) those with bad internet are still okay. Those with No internet or shit internet that can't connect once a day are screwed. Maybe they shouldn't get his $500 toy?

Xbox 1 x Playstation 4

Surely you'll draw about that hilarity? Hahaha

Cue France:

*smack**smack**smack**smack**smack**smack**smack*

Jo! You are a Genius!

If Microsoft uses you XbO-tan, they will be saved. You always know what the masses wants!

anyway: http://youtu.be/7TmAu2ybFhw?t=1m6s

[url=#user_comment_309503]@Adrian[/url]: Sony: ALL YOUR FANS ARE BELONG TO US NOW.

[url=#user_comment_309230]@Dooommmm[/url] I'd say that's actually a good thing. Give people some real consequences and maybe they won't be such asshats. I hope PS4 does something similar.

keep queen livin people, DO IIIIT

Though further research says the source is probably a parody article. Ha!

I mean, to add to what I said, someone from Xbox said that obesity rates were one of the deciding factors in the 21 states that will actually get the Xbox One at launch.

They seem determined to stick their feet in their collective mouths right now.

In the end I joined Engie beating the dead horse.

.......

Want to go out for lunch later Engie?

Here's bonus:

Don Mattrick, Xbox CEO have these gems:

Regarding backward compatibility:

"If you're backwards compatible, you're really backwards"

offline option:

"fortunately we have a product for people who aren't able to get some form of connectivity, it's called Xbox 360."

In the end you don't own your video games. You just rent it. You know why people love their old consoles? Because they can plug in anytime they want and play again.

Oh and they still impose a lot of cost for updating/patching games ($50,000!) and indie need to beg for a slot from big developers.

I've never been one much for the Xbox line but I never really cared about it much. But every time you hear more about the release, the worse it gets. It's not even going to be availible in every country at the beginning. Not even in EVERY STATE in the US.

[url=#user_comment_309590]@Ryan[/url]: You can only borrow/give/sell the game once. And he/she need to be in your friend list for at least 30 days. 10 family list can be added to your account. But only 2 can play at the same time. If you use your account on someone else X1 it need to authenticate every 1 hour.

[url=#user_comment_309590]@Ryan[/url]: Really? You can only trade games on select retailers? you just killed mom and pop stores. 24 hours online check? people with bad or no internet is screwed. Also there's no guarantee that 10 years from now they will keep their authentication servers on. cont....

Honestly the X1 looks pretty good. Once you get through all the misinformation and outright lies.

http://www.reddit.com/r/xboxone/comments/1g8t5e/lets_clear_up_the_issues_used_games_kinect/

The Circle/Family thing sounds really badass.

Anyone else reading it "X-Bone"?

And hey, they deserve the trolling. The business model, so far, is indeed just "bone the user..."

Another fun fact: people from CD Project Red, who were there for Microsoft's panel, won't be able to play their own game (The Witcher 3) on Xbox One because guess what: no support for you Poland !

la xbone suce

la xbone suce

xbone sucks

xbone sucks

I just wish people would talk about the PS4's merits instead of "it's better than the One."
Besides, the One is still going to sell millions.

Engie the Scout-Tan....

[url=#user_comment_309503]@adrian[/url] and in the unlikely event they fix the xbone everyone who sees the bashing after will be confused(of the few who don't know about it anyways)

You're wrong. Bashing the XBone will be the source of many laughs for YEARS. I want this to be the all new ALL YOUR BASE.

I agree with the comic, enough trolling XBOne

[url=#user_comment_309433]@bodmans[/url]: yes theres problen with it Click then wait. Reclick then rewait. It will work evenrually. After you enter your dredentials, keep clickong and waiting without clearinf youe cookies.

BONK!

Engie looks so happpy.

As she should - it's all the fun of clubbing a defenseless baby seal, and none of the guilt or societal condemnation later!

keep Queen living

also, Jo google login doesnt always seem to work

Engie = Sony

Well i got one thing to say about this:

Just let it happen it'll be over soon.

Poor dead horse :)

Hey Jo, why you don't do a comic about the NSA stuff that was leaked and invol... oh wait, it is also about the xbone. :-P

never mind, just do something with hats , dota2 and add some ponies. ;-)

[url=#user_comment_309312]@Dook[/url]: a power cord, i assume.

What... what's between Xbone's legs?

It might be old to us, but just imagine - Microsoft knew about and developed the platform for who knows how long prior to us learning.

Not only have they known for ages, but they didn't change it. They won't change it now either. I remember this feeling.. from the PS3 launch.

nice tits

Do people really think that people should be mining Xbox 1?

I'm sorry but it looks like the cord is coming out of... well...

[url=#user_comment_309169]@k[/url]: never seen a tampon?

Soooo apparently, if you get banned on xbox one's live, you cant access any of your games. Yeaaah, the hole gets deeper.

The forum site I frequent has a few Xbone supporters, I find no point in trying to convince them the PS4 is better. People will like what they will like.

On a somewhat related note, I dont think I will be getting any of the new consoles. At release time at least. Im happy with my PC right now.

Don't worry Microsoft, it will be over soon.

not enough mines

She's got a bony butt.

[url=#user_comment_309169]@k[/url]: I suspect somewhere private.

Look at dat submissive pose.
The XBONE knows what sells.

beat the dead horse.
then rape her ass.

where is that power cord coming from?

A sexy girl having fun beating another butt-sexy girl... the secret word for this weekend is "kinky"!
Enjoy!!!

"I think the consensus right now is the Xbone is Xboned."

I fixed it for you, Jo.

@ME!
No, you not.

FIRST!!!11

BOOOOOOOINK

Dat xbone ass.

Haha, Never. Microsoft deserves the criticism.