Remember: the metaphor is rape. Literally: rape. Geiger, Ridley, and O'Bannon got in a rome together, and all but literally said: EVERYTHING IS RAPE.

Except the eggs.
The X on the eggs? It's Gieger's "Go fuck yoruself" to Christians. No, seriously. It's not an X, it's a christian cross.

[url=#user_comment_321040]@Dave[/url]: You are not entitled to tell us what we should think, say, or do. I hope Yoshi eats you, and you get shat as an egg.

[url=#user_comment_320965]@Bob[/url]: First of, Yoshi isn't a chicken, I said "like" not "same as" if anything it's a fucking lizard, and we should all know lizards generally have crazy shit going for them. It could be anything, heck for all we know the eggs are just what its shit looks like and it's just throwing its feces.

Impressive art style, Jo! I've always wanted to draw comics that were funny like what you do, but I don't have the time for it! D: Anyway, keep up the good work, Jo! I expect more awesome/funny comics from you in the future! ^_^

Also just in case not enough people are saying it: I love you for the free entertainment you give me with these comics and you can draw about whatever the hell you want to! Don't let the selfish demanding people get to ya.

I think you win this month's creative thinking award. Holy fuck how did you come up with this.

@TF2 whiny guys
You are not entitled to anything, Jo draws whatever comic he wants. You are free to leave for Penny arcade or CAD or whatever.
Also people should really stop taking the "Troll NOW!!" button literally.

I say, I am inclined to agree with those who think more TF2 comics are in order, and that any comic that is not related to TF2 is rubbish and calls for hate and people like me to remind everybody about what a good comic contains.

http://media.liveauctiongroup.net/i/10800/11314269_7.jpg

@Passing by: Yes.

@Crom Hellsgream: Fair enough, but why isn't Yoshi ridiculously stressed? She's always about to have her period, and some fat-ass Italian guy is riding her around.... How did this comic get so ridiculously sidetracked?

@@NerfNow: There's also another noob friendly fighting game called Injustice.

I like the Predator in the background

Is that seriously a vagina in the 3rd pic or is my mind just that dirty ?

@NerfNow: Also, continue to piss off the whiners and make a comic about Crystal Maiden getting some sort of revenge as her win rate is currently higher than that of any of the "assassin" heroes :D

[url=#user_comment_320904]@Bob[/url]: I think laying unfertilized eggs all the time is an oviparaous version of PMS...so yes, the eggs you eat everyday in your breakfast are the result of hen's PMS.

[url=#user_comment_320817]@Censuur[/url]: So you're saying every time Yoshi eats something, she (only female chickens lay eggs) ovulates. And because it is unfertilized (presumably), there are no children involved. So the bigger question is, why isn't Yoshi PMSing all the time?

This is what happen when you ate strange things. XD

Jo does comics that aren't DOTA2?

True Story: H.R. Giger initially intended the alien egg to have two lips like a vagina (because the alien is a very sexual beast in how it reproduces) but the film producers said he couldnt do that because it would offend christian viewers. So he gave the egg 4 flaps to look like a cross.

stop making stupid comics that are not Team fortress 2 because i can only understand TF2 comics OMG!!!!!1111

No, thats not how facehumpers work!

TF2 fanboys are the reason I stopped playing TF2.

Hey Jo, Evo's round the corner! Time to turn an eye toward fighting games again! :D

Also there's this totally noob-friendly fighting game called BlazBlue you could look into. Promise. Totally up your alley.

last pic: MY BODY IS NOT READY

Ha, now this is what I come here for. Good one, Jo.

[url=#user_comment_320748]@Delevion[/url]: Don't just make more of it than it is, he is like a chicken, he eats, uses that nourishment to produce an egg (fast metabolism) which is nothing but an unfertilized shell and then throws that around. No rape, no children, quit the childish drama, NO FUN ALLOWED

You should make a sequel comic someday with Mario riding the full grown Alien or Yoshi/Alien hybrid that came out of the chest-egg.

This was a great comic to wake up to this morning. lol

Keep up the good work!

needs more dota gg

Great joke with a totally cool dark humor! Love it!!!

Jo, my man, you're back on track! Keep up the good work, pal!

The ammount of trolls here is too high.

:O

@Every TF2 player ever: Quiet, you. I happen to enjoy the comic and play TF2, therefore what your name suggests is false.

[url=#user_comment_320748]@Delevion[/url]: Yoshi reproduction is easily one of the most disturbing unsolved mysteries of gaming.

This strip kinda explains, how horrifying is Yoshi. Seriously, he eats everybody and makes them into eggs. And shoot those eggs at his enemies. He rape-devours people and throws his children at enemies.

Jo, is this an.... EGGCEPTION?

Anyone wondering about the vagoo in the third panel, that is actually quite accurate. Try googling facehuggers or watch the movies.

I'm not gonna say this was a bad page, but it actually feels like there should be a few more panels. Of course, if this is the first part of a miniseries then that makes more sense.

This isn't TF2, so it's bad. Go back to TF2 pls.

[url=#user_comment_320711]@Drone[/url] Or too old.

@wat?: if you don't get it you're too young

YOSHI! NOOOOO!!!

I am kind of questioning how that is supposed to work.
Regardless, funny.

On the upside, we finally got a comic where Jo hasn't made a single spelling or grammatical error.

@wat?: Watch Aliens or Prometheus

I wonder what would happen if Yoshi ate a headcrab.

i don't get it

If Yoshi eat a kirby or a kyrby eat an yosh?

@Fall of NerfNow Fandom - IS NIGH!!: Gay detected.

Also, is this the prelude for the new MarioxAlien crossover videogame?

I'm really getting pissed at the readers that beg for tf2 comics and people who go 'THE FALL OF NERFNOW'.

NO NOT YOSHI! ;~;

It's happening. You could have listened, it didn't have to end like this. It was everybody's fault, no one cared when it actually mattered. You can't fight what you chose, now suffer the consequences.

Vagina with two big ass testicles. Well Played!

Filed under "Crossovers I never thought I'd see"

You draw a vagina, so now you can draw Minette too.

I lol'd. I didn't think we'd get to see a strip longer than three panels ever again.

The archives say this is a DOTA joke, but um... what is this referring to?

Why is yoshis tail now his saddle?

[url=#user_comment_320574]@Spy[/url]: Yoshi*

... and then a Yohi comes out of the egg!

post tf2 comix post tf2 comix post tf2 comix post tf2 comix post tf2 comix post tf2 comix

DAMN YOU ZUBAT!

You drew a vagina and searched for a way to make a comic out of it. Admit it.

no tits, but nice vagina!

@The TF2 Community: In my pocket, I won't give them to you.

make kirby come out

Poor Yoshi, One day he'll push an egg out the right way.

i dont get this joke where are the tf2 comix

[url=#user_comment_320539]@krank[/url] inception

Ugh, the heartburn

Interesting. What would happen, if kirby were there too?

do fanpic of engy plz, with tht vajayjay

there are surely is vagina