Don't feel too bad.. I once burned butter. Took me a while to get all that smoke out.

Our generation: Easily get's bored if there's nothing really to do. Also short attention span.

What's that smell ?

thanks skolll, you saved the day

Happened to me once, thankfully it wasn't fire but flooding. Still had to repair damage caused :D

Set a timer every time you leave the kitchen so this doesn't happen. Gonna go check facebook? Set the heat on medium or low and set the timer for two minutes. When it goes off come back, check it, stir, and set the timer again.

Where are your hard learned pyro skills now Jo?

Hey Jo, what's your feelings on Strider? I was just present at the Capcom panel at the San Diego International Comic Con and it looked pretty amazing. I even caught one of the scarfs they threw at the audience.

On a more serious note, soup CAN burn if you let it long enough for the water to evaporate.

...I have history with that.

Must be a dota comic, I didn't get the joke.

Still can't logging with my gmail account.

vuashhhhhh

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO for 3 photo nte limit....
on last panel is supposed to be:
I'm burnin' through the sky yeah
Two hundred degrees
That's why they call me Mister Fahrenheit

Queen live on!

[url=#user_comment_326844]@MasterCook[/url] ... Dude, I cant stop laughing omg, it is good to see Clown School was a good decision for you. Keep on entertaining us, please. :3

1) nap while flamewar stews
2) come back to find forum burned down
trolls trolling trolls

[url=#user_comment_326844]@MasterCook[/url]: Holy shit could you get any more angry?

Hey, I'm mastahcool too.

[url=#user_comment_326764]@MasterCook[/url]: >being this mad lel

2 words: Egg timer.
Hell, most phones come with timers you can set nowadays.

Calm your tits, it's a comic about burning food.

[url=#user_comment_326728]@Scejthe[/url]: I'm not elitist, you're just a failure, with good reason, you ugly ass motherfucker.

[url=#user_comment_326728]@Scejthe[/url]: <--- Insulting people who insult people on the internet Not only have you been dropped, your dad picked you up, threw you on the wall, then proceeded to stomp on your face until you stopped breathing. No wonder you're so fucking ugly and retarded. You're ENVIOUS of others.

maybe pizzas lost that way

My dad is the one usually, who does similar kinda stuff the most often. Well... not that I didn't accidentally burned a pizza to charcoal before :D

Don't worry Jo, it happened even to my mother... rarely, but happened. ;)

Set timers. Especially ones that annoy the fuck out of you. That way even if you wander off you'll have to come back just to find out wtf is making that noise.

[url=#user_comment_326678]@MasterCook[/url] Huh, at first your reply was comprehensive and civil... then you had to end with a "noob" comment, thus rendering all your previous comments to be the mad ramblings of an elitist who needs to step on other ppl to feel superior because he was dropped at birth.

i once dropped about 200 ml of water on a pan containing boiling oil... damn thing exploded, good thing it only got my hand

[url=#user_comment_326650]@Scejthe[/url]: because you can't use metal in pans, as it rips away the protective material/coating inside. learn2kitchen noob

Not a burning situation, but my mother was preparing pancakes and it was a disaster. Nothing burned mind you, but the pancakes were full of... gooey... plastic goop. Turn out, she use a PLASTIC spatula which started to melt on the stove... really... why do we even HAVE plastic spatulas?

It doesn't matter what're you cooking or heating up on the stove: coffee, tea, soup or even a grilled sammich... it never fails, my friends.

Better learn to enjoy our burned meals -ugh-

The more you practice the better you will be JP :3

One can master something every 7 years of dedication :D

@Ikka Guy: your gf is just clever, she "accidentialy" burn everything, and now you need to cook

Is it possible.
I burned my teapot once.
My sis burned a soup.
Even my mother did once...

I've burn milk once...

My girlfriend used to burn food all the time.
So I bought her a microwave.
She somehow found a way to burn food in that as well...

Kitchen is now off limits to her.

Reminds me of Project Zomboid

you burned soup? really? is it even possible... i mean it must take about 3 hours to boil all the water!

Sims 3 joke? or just silly commentary? Cause damn if a sim leaves the stove for even a second the thing bloody explodes

tits hidden :(

Or as DF fans would say: !!Dinner!!

better to let Minette do the cooking.

where are they going to live now? with Minett on a random box?

after 5h of the 1st post, still no one tag Engie and put MINE on it... O_o
Engie is become less populare?

I got a Hello Kitty Timer at my kicthen, yes a timer is a great live safer.

It's why I never leave cook, simply afraid it situation like this will happen :(

Use a rice cooker, it boils but they are like a toaster, they turn down to the low temp when it is done! I can cook loads with my rice cooker and I can even forget it and not worry about burning. =]

Hahaha. Reminds me of one time, I started some water up to cook pasta, and ended up melting part of the bottom of the pot. I freaked out, and apparently thought I should get the pot to the sink, because next thing I knew, there were droplets of liquid metal burning holes in the flooring. Bad day.

[url=#user_comment_326379]@jso[/url] cooking mama

what video game is this from?

[url=#user_comment_326344]@T[/url] I agree Have you guys microwaved cds before? It'a pretty awesome ~ 10s fireworks... followed by a microwave full of asbestos.

Cooking's an awful chore there is no time for on the digital Information Super Highway. VRROOM VRROOM

When I was a kid I tried to warm up a cooked egg on the microwave. I thought that it would be OK since it was without the shell... i was wrong, the microwave became coated in pulverized egg.

@G Craze I guess you exploded water on the microwave right? If you heat water on the microwave water can heat above the boiling temperature, once the temperature gets too high or a disturbance occurs it explodes.

I dunno why, but I really like how Engine's pretty much her own character these days. I wouldn't mind a minor clothing modification to make her a full-fledged OC, kinda like back in the prior 'Artsy' comic.

The title of this comic makes me giggle. I can just imagine someone changing their FB status while running around on fire.

Nerfnow, now with 90% more Slice of Life.

I know those feels Jo. Facebook is a drug. And I honestly don't want to stop.

I once tried hard boiling eggs extremely late at night. I fell asleep and woke up to the smell of burnt eggs exploded all over the kitchen. Basically all the water boiled away then the eggs exploded somehow.

@Tyler Boelens I've done that soooooo many times...

Better than preheating your oven and forgetting to take stuff out of it first

I managed to make my boiling water explode once... But why?!

Huzzah! A mess Engie-tan didn't start.

She should be beaming a smug smile in the last panel instead.

not dota

and yet I love it

Keep it up jo

This happened to me in the past too.

LOLS.

You too, huh Jo? >_>
I once filled our apartment up with smoke, but apparently none of the alarms work, so oh well XD

Kitchen timer. Go buy it.

Alarm on a phone also works.

PS: I know it is possible to burn a soup, but dont you dare to kill my joke.

Soup is made out of water and you still managed to burn it.

Jo, here is a link for you:

http://xenophilius.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/the_simpsons_homer_tries_to_make_burns_breakfast.jpg