What people are saying about "The Goldshire Report"
The Goldshire Report
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Raptor2213
almost 11 years ago
Am I a bad person for knowing who Monara is, or just a perv?
Curious
almost 11 years ago
Now we need to get Dr. Graevling to do a short comic on this.
dearbluey
almost 11 years ago
@SooWhoCares "Assumed mouth + tongue. What's the orange thing?" That sounds about right. A tongue, sliding up sensually to rub against that silver fox mustache. That's where he keeps leftover bits from breakfast and was feeling snackish. No bitching, I'm just a helpful octopus.
almost 11 years ago
There you go.
http://s22.postimg.org/uxnxq930x/Monara_NSAfixed.jpg
And now stop bitching :P
almost 11 years ago
Partially, like everyone else is once in a while, I guess. My brain expected a mouth under the beard and made me see one with one teeth. I wondered why but to my irritation added the orange thing where I still don't know what it is supposed to be. Assumed mouth + tongue. What's the orange thing?
dearbluey
almost 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_339241]@SoooWhoCares[/url] RE: "added what I assumed was a tongue to the 3rd pic as well as the depths of a mouth. The tongue looks a bit awkward." Um..note position of hands in first panel. You just put a mouth where his fingers are. Are you secretly del Toro?
Abacabaca
almost 11 years ago
@Jäger (first commenter) and also @ EVERYONE: Yes it is a bad thing you know the character, and it is also a bad thing that you get aroused from it.

You should really start thinking about how this porn affects your life.

http://reddit.com/r/NoFap

Nofap will help you.
almost 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_339247]@VeWolf[/url]: I do it for the plot.
almost 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_339254]@RVN[/url]: Depends if they are on your team or not, personally I think Daigo is a "freedom fighter"
RVN
almost 11 years ago
omg, dendi, chuan, daigo, markeloff... are they all terrorists?!?!
Vulpis
almost 11 years ago
From a perspective, they are right, there are terrorists playing online games--problem is, they're government funded ones, in organzations with TLAs...
Vulpis
almost 11 years ago
@Kenpachi RAMASAMA: In the words of one of Raul Julia's more famous characters, 'For me...it was a Tuesday.'
VeWolf
almost 11 years ago
Jo you dirty bastard, following Dr.Graveling huh? xD
almost 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_339240]@Otter[/url]: I knew I'd read something that made the news about this unsurprising to me. Though, I swear I'd heard about it years and years ago as well. Wow has at least a half dozen channels that people can hold private conversations with. Like being the only random on a guild dungeon run.
Tk
almost 11 years ago
Dr Graveling already posted art (that i think a post below has linked). Monara seems to be holding hair extensions
Tk
almost 11 years ago
I frikkin KNEW it was going to be Monara when i saw the preview image in FB
BoozeHound
almost 11 years ago
http://drgraevling.tumblr.com/image/69786417630
almost 11 years ago
Shortened the hair, modified the horn, added a tail, replaced 'country' with 'national', 'meet' with 'met' and added what I assumed was a tongue to the 3rd pic as well as the depths of a mouth. The tongue looks a bit awkward. Best I could do :\

http://s16.postimg.org/iqkfisfxh/Monara_NSA.jpg
almost 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_339225]@Ranx2[/url]: You are correct sir. I get the joke everyone is making of course, but in reality they are looking for people detailed here in entry #3 and #1: http://www.cracked.com/article_20283_5-bizarre-ways-online-gaming-affecting-real-world.html
Remiel
almost 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_339236]@RVN[/url] Here's the source of the spying on games: http://www.theverge.com/2013/12/9/5191338/nsa-gchq-videogame-spying-leaked-documents
almost 11 years ago
I hate to be "that guy" but isn't Monara's hair supposed to be short?
almost 11 years ago
http://gamerlen.deviantart.com/art/He-s-Seen-Some-Shit-and-What-People-Do-With-It-400149786

Sounds familiar~
RVN
almost 11 years ago
So, are they really, really looking for terrorists in WOW? source?
Also, i don't mean to be racist but it's just logical that they began the search among the draenei.
almost 11 years ago
@Jäger: Nope. I do too.
almost 11 years ago
Whatever you do soldier, avoid the phrase 'Cavernous Rectum'. This is paramount to your safety. Remember these instructions well.
almost 11 years ago
those poor souls
T
almost 11 years ago
Mr president, right at this instant there are millions of people playing online games, some of them might be terrorists using it to organize their attacks. I ask your permission to investigate this on full time including overtime work if needed.
almost 11 years ago
Needs a Dr.Graveling interpretation
Ranx2
almost 11 years ago
If I recall, mobs use this as a means of money laundering. For example, you could use your ill-gotten goods to purchase gold from a gold seller, trade that gold to another account [and so forth down the line] and then resell the gold to another gold company.
almost 11 years ago
Snake? snake? Snaaaaaaaaaaaaaake...
almost 11 years ago
@Jäger: No...
Carry that knowledge as you would a badge of honor, for it shows you have trawled through the depths of depravity, stared into the maw of madness and returned alive.
Jäger
almost 11 years ago
Is it bad that i know who that character actually is?