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Wait wheres may?

Officer Jenny is in on it too. Talk about corruption.

Anyone remember the casinos?

now THIS. is how pokemon should be. Very Realistic.

I don't understand this comic. Pokemon fighting each other..? Well Duh. That's what happens in the games. Also, it's poorly drawn.

So, Charizard....I hear you liek da mudkipz?

Seriously, Pokemon teaches kids terrible morals. They tell kids to run away at 10-12 years old with a woman (who leaves and is replaced every few months), a brown pervert who always has his eyes closed (AND NEVER LEAVES!), and a whole slew of animals you need to train to fight one another for cash.

i love misty!!! screw all of the other women! who's with me!!!

I have my iPhone synced to my Yahoo contacts. When I add or change an address in Yahoo on my computer, my iPhone gets updated, but when I add a contact on my iPhone, my Yahoo address book online doesn't get updated. Is there a way to allow changes on my iPhone to affect my Yahoo address book?

This is how it should be. seriously.

hi, i've been canvassing this internet site for a while; Figured I would say something=)

OH SHIT MUDKIP IS KONG!!!!

Well, a friend of mine always said that Pokemon is just a glorified form of cockfighting, and I agree!  Get a good team to get rare ones, train them up, ect...  Its pretty damn funny to see it here like this too.

I know about Pokemon, but I really do not understand this comic strip! Ash gets some Pokemon fixed up, then leaves, and goes to a pokemon fight, where his bulbasaur gets messed up by a mudkip, then the mudkip messes up the charazard? I don't get it! Someone please explain.

gelugon2105: VG cats is awesome

Mechtaur is too hardcore for this stuff!

This comic wasn't too shocking for Pokemon, especially since I read the Pokemon Special (Pokemon Adventure for the American version) Manga.
Spoilers!!
I mean, seriously, an Arbok gets sliced in half in it. And that isn't even much from the rest of the series.

Anyone else notice Brock's "Girlfirend" is Professor Ivy?

I wish misty would show her boobs

"Bitch be tripping balls". - lololollol

That was a line from one of the strips for VG Cats. I hope that you, the creator of Nerf Now, were not inspired to do this because of some of the strips in VG Cats. VG Cats can be quite despicable at times, and is NOT a suitable role model for you.

Lemon, note that English isn't his primary language.
GRAMR NAZI

@description

Pokemon is plural in this specific case, you should have used were instead of was.

everytime i think of pokemon, i hear "pokemans, pokemans" in that konata timotei~ voice...

I herd mudkipz liek u

pokemon should really be like this. nice and brutal

Bah. I have seen tons of comics that portray Pokemon fights from a bloody and gory perspective. You need to do better.

@Jhudson
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

C'mon, who DIDN'T imagine Pokemon taking on real injuries from fighting?  I remember teaching Mega Punch to my first Charizard so I could imagine Team Rocket having to peel their Pokemon's remains off the ceiling.

Let's take up a vote: Will this be the start of a new arc? :P
Who has seen Brock with his eyes open? >_> So creepy that way...

bitch be tripping balls

What? No pom pom in this comic?
I want my money back!

Hi! I like shorts!

Rabid Mudkip is rabid.

Its Darwinism meets cockfighting.

XD
I always thought it was a bit brutal yet it never seemed that way. Getting Bitten and thrashed about was no big deal. Oh a trip to the pokecenter. Good as new.

Bulbasaur's alright, I'll just use a potion on it!

this is exactly what I invision Pokemon to really be like.

In Pokemon Red Original there is a tower for dead Pokemons-Nintendo never let this came back in other entries of the series. For Ninten life is not like in nature....

One (hyphenated) word: Poke-tan
also, I feel somehow enlightened

Pokemon is far more violent then I remember it.

I heard a rumor that Charizard doesn not approve of Mudkips.

that pokemon got sliced in half except for his entrails, including it's spine. Talk about a sophisticated fatality.

@Spikes01k: Definitively. When I first heard of the game, I thought about those c... rooster fights.
I can also tell that that first panel took a bit of work (not as much as a TF2 scenario, but still).

Hmmm... delicious Dawn is delicious

Yeah, people have made this association before. Nice to see it in action though! Thanks

Boombot=fail

This is definitely more bloody than I remember. Didn't think a pokemon's insides would be colour co-ordinated with its skin.

So i herd u liek....

Bah forget it

Poor Bulbasaur...

Oh come on, this is totally unrealistic.  I mean, Brock never had any luck with women!

I love you. <3

That has totally changed my perception of pokemon forever.

I heard u liek mudkips

Pokemon only faint in the game. I'm up for something much more brutal.

So I herd u liek mudkipz?

The sad reality of Pokemon revealed: cockfighting with a touch of cutesy anime eyes

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