What people are saying about "Respawn"
Respawn
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Shane
about 13 years ago
Now that is brutal respawn time!
Lazarus
over 13 years ago
Medic?
Hyperstar96
over 13 years ago
I think this is more than enough proof that BLU is better than RED.

Also, inb4inevitablereligionarguments.
EOCB
over 13 years ago
correction Cooper Clune, it would be weird if you weren't laughing while being Christian.
about 14 years ago
Holy shit, I'm Christian, so I shouldn't be laughing, but I gotta admit, this is the best comic yet.
rysworld
about 14 years ago
Pfffhahahaha.

This is the best comic.
Johnny Turbo
over 15 years ago
That disciple is a spah!!!!
dudeguy
over 15 years ago
GO GO
KUNG-FU-ACTION Jesus
lolololol
over 15 years ago
This is the point i'd start spamming music
David J.
over 15 years ago
Oh man, that's awesome.  I have to remember to print a copy of this one for my pastor, he'll love it.  :D
Scattergunner
over 15 years ago
@pwhoah: yes it would be an assist
Enigma
over 15 years ago
Where's today's comic at? D:<
Pwhoah
over 15 years ago
Technically, wouldn't Judas just be getting the assist?
Scattergunner
over 15 years ago
Great Job.
Just a lil' note for some guys that might be confused: friday at 6:00pm Jesus died, saturday he was "dead" all-day-long", and APROX 12:00a.m. Jesus "respawned". so that is 3 days after his death
Crosby
over 15 years ago
ahahahaha
Barnacle
over 15 years ago
I spit my drink all over my monitor after reading Darthcaboose's photo note. Well played, sir.
kommo1
over 15 years ago
Judas backstabed Jesus and didn't win. What a noob.
Bomber678
over 15 years ago
Nate, I will tell you what class he was. Look here:
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Tf2#The_Jesus
Wisknort
over 15 years ago
But medic doesn't have injury removal unless you play S.W.A.T...
www.redscull.com/swat/readmeafter.html >_>
Casbros
over 15 years ago
i'm detecting large quantities of WIN
Skater901
over 15 years ago
LOL Zak. XD
MikeThaMan
over 15 years ago
@Nate
Medic, DUH
Zak Canard
over 15 years ago
Ah so that how he walked on water, he's on a non-VAC server and had noclip enabled. It all makes sense now!
Nate
over 15 years ago
This poses the question, which class was Jesus playing as.
TeH J man J3$uz
over 15 years ago
Back stavin' spy! I'd be helin' him and BOOM all of teh sudden! i had ubercharge too man! what a dragg~
TopHat
over 15 years ago
cutie, that waa very rude. D:<
Apart from the obvious trolling idiot, this was very funny. Keep up the good work. I enjoy humor like this once in a while.
cutie
over 15 years ago
All christfags that cry about religious feelings shall go away and cut their emo wrists or do some crusade or whatever they did in the past when they were angry :P
slvr
over 15 years ago
Jews are spies? o.o
Skater901
over 15 years ago
Ahahahahaha, epic comic is epic. You sir are full of win.
Bomber678
over 15 years ago
@gelugon2105 While that may be true about some people, ('evangilast dickwads' as you say), I am a christian myself, and I wish to remind you that we have a sense of humor, since we are human. I laugh at this comic, think it funny and also remember what actually happened. Just reminding you! :)
ChozotheBozo
over 15 years ago
Meh, faster respawn than any arena matches
gelugon2105
over 15 years ago
In any case, people who are stuck
in camera mode during respawn ought to help team-mates out by watching
their backs, specifically those of Demo-men, Heavies and Soldiers. Even
veteran ones can get stabbed, burned, batted, etc. to death when they
get distracted by enemies in front of them.
gelugon2105
over 15 years ago
NICE. Poignant indeed.
(But be warned, Mr. Pereira, that you may
well attract some unwanted attention, specifically from some evangelist
dickwads who may not be amused by your association of a Biblical event
with a gimmick of a digital game.)
[!?] IronHide
over 15 years ago
^ !? not ?!
Dunn
over 15 years ago
!?]Iron Hide..

Its really ?! but we edited the tag.. Lrn2NotTroll <3
Sticky
over 15 years ago
@Ghib: Yeah, about two thousand years before.
jhrf
over 15 years ago
Bravo dear sir. Bravo.
Raven
over 15 years ago
Bloody Brilliant with capital B's xD
Ghib
over 15 years ago
@ColMirage's photonote- This was before the patch. (way before).
~idk~
over 15 years ago
Someone actually speaking in a Nerf NOW comic? And its not a rickroll? I... I don't know what to think.
MacGuffin
over 15 years ago
Epic win!
Derp
over 15 years ago
Yeah, this really should be wallpaper'd. I'd use it >_>
ViciousMink
over 15 years ago
This... this needs to be wallpaper'd!
SkarmoryThePG
over 15 years ago
I still think the kill icon should be a cross.
[!?] IronHide
over 15 years ago
Dunn, it's !?] not ?!] ... go Team Interrbang!
UselessFool
over 15 years ago
@Ben
Not entirely sure if it states that Jesus died at night and rose in the morning. It's not exactly critical information anyways.

It's also a hilarious way of looking at Easter.
Alexx17
over 15 years ago
BLOODY BRILLIANT!
Roderick
over 15 years ago
After that, Judas waved goodbye cruel world.
Genius, man, genius.
Stick
over 15 years ago
Beautiful. Glad to see that joke was picked up and done properly. :)
("On the third day" isn't the same as "in three days", no. But it's still the least confusing math option, don'tchathink?)
Ben
over 15 years ago
Okay, this is really damn funny, but let's do some math.  Friday Night -> Sunday Morning is NOT equal to three days.  One and half, maybe.
sole21
over 15 years ago
Spah stabbin' mah Jesus!
Dt
over 15 years ago
I belive Im not the only spy here... And yes, this is masterpiece, make moar strips with Valve games :3!
Nocta
over 15 years ago
Imagine this will happen to you ... XD
kjrubberducky
over 15 years ago
I lol'd.  Happy Easter!
The Red Knight Of Generic Justice
over 15 years ago
@Sticky.
Impossible. Jesus is a Cyborg Pirate Ninja.

(http://www.lolsauce.com/RandomBS/Cyborg%20Pirate%20Ninja%20Jesus.jpeg)

That, or a civilian.
Westy543
over 15 years ago
That's great.
WiNG
over 15 years ago
Haha, hilarious. And I don't really think of it as sacreligious or not.
Sticky
over 15 years ago
@jurz: Since when is Jesus a soldier? I always thought he was a medic.
Lode
over 15 years ago
@Wazzle
Alltalk's on. That explains it.
jurz
over 15 years ago
BOYS WE HAVE A TRAITOR
mr flibbles
over 15 years ago
Think about what you say first enigma. Blu are attacking a fortified position, red get control of the strategic ground and spawn close to the area they are defending... also traveltimes factor into it.
Enigma
over 15 years ago
It pisses me off when blu team gets a shorter respawn than red team.

If Red is supposed to defend, how are they going to win if the respawn times aren't balanced?
K1
over 15 years ago
Awesome. Sacreligious and funny!
I'd rate this up there with your Sphinx comic.
Troll NOW!!
over 15 years ago
HAHAHAHAHA!!!  I like it, I like it lots!
Max
over 15 years ago
WIN
kThanks
over 15 years ago
I love this so much.
BLaggard
over 15 years ago
It's ghost chat!
Wazzle
over 15 years ago
Brilliant. How can he be talking from the respawn cave if he's still dead, though?
Dalileu
over 15 years ago
Jesus is in the offensive team!
HelisPoe
over 15 years ago
I think he got lazy.
Nick
over 15 years ago
YES!  This is absolutely fantastic.
numb3rc
over 15 years ago
Oh man, good thing Jesus is a patient guy. I probably would have left the server.
Whimsical Goofball
over 15 years ago
HA HA HA!! Fantastic Easter comic!
Ghib
over 15 years ago
It's official: God supports Blu team.
edtgazwry
over 15 years ago
first to comment :D