So Jo, as for the girls, Anne-Marie seems to a reporter/anchorwoman now, Jane is a wage-slave for Icefrog, Morgan works for obscure games developers; what jobs do Angie and Alex have now?
For the few lucky ones that don't know: R8 is a bigass revolver that oneshots everything but legshots and has so little spread it's ludicrous even with hipshots while moving. So like a much more precise AWP with no sight and that counts as SIDEARM... Yep, broken as shit.
Next patch already? It's the best pub patch with more or less retarded but balanced shit and you want to REMOVE THAT? COME ON THERES NO WAY THEY DO IT BETTER. EQUATION SAYS
LIM (updatenumber#-> infinite) (DOTA2) = MARIOPARTY
Valve's time-honored tradition of ruining their games with random balance shifts and refusal to playtest. It happened to TF2 (though Gun Mettle salvaged it for the most part), it's happening to CS:GO, and eventually it'll happen to DOTA.
The worst thing is, the third panel is actually true! I don't even play CS nowadays, but even i saw it and thought it was potentially imbalanced as phack... kind of like a one-handed, sightless AWP... i mean, it DOES one shot everything, (except for leg shots), and it is very precise as well!