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Dead Waifus
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over 7 years ago
Chrono Cross remake when?
over 7 years ago
@Elyseon: I have some of the GBA and DS ones. but I barely touch my handhelds because, PC. maybe once I move and im outside more often I'll get around to finishing them but I do finally own a SNES and FFIII (VI)
over 7 years ago
Obligatory post:
https://xkcd.com/299/
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over 7 years ago
@Adam Dunn: I hope Marie notices that the business are not going well and take over the administration. She seems to be the most experienced girl when it is about money. She even supported Engie before.
over 7 years ago
Playing FF7 as a 14 year old, Aeris' death was a massive bombshell to me. But I don't WANT a story where she lives. Her death is one of the biggest motivators in the story's whole plot, and one of the most famous video game plot twists. Losing that would cheapen the whole legacy.
over 7 years ago
You'll give a job to someone who hasn't gotten an actual game in years, but you won't serve a drink to one who has a planned remake.
This is not how to run a business.
over 7 years ago
Maybe it's time for your girls to play some Overwatch...
over 7 years ago
Maybe a comic about tf2 again :3?
over 7 years ago
@Nos Rin: The Steam version of 6 had a godawful interface though... and the one of 4 was missing basically all the extra content from the GBA remake.
over 7 years ago
@Lethosos:
Face it. Cloud was Emo before Emo was Emo.
@Fred Mcdonnell:
Yes this was with the magic of something called the GAMESHARK.
over 7 years ago
I would love a remake of 6, and maybe 5, and possibly 4. some of the SNES ones, like I dont need the same level as the new 7 but 3d models and a detailed world would be cool. maybe if it looked like the original art for the game. :D
over 7 years ago
"Press 'F' to 'Phoenix down'".
over 7 years ago
Ouch, you know Mrs Angie... this was rather painful and merciless.
T_T
over 7 years ago
I just love that bar. XD
over 7 years ago
Damn Angie, that was cold blooded!
over 7 years ago
It's not as if I hate Action RPGs, I just think it's unnecessary for FFVII.
But if I wanted to play a (sort-of) FF Action RPG, I'd rather be playing KHIII (which is also taking forever).
Maybe I'll be wrong and FFVIIR battle system will be great, but it still won't feel the same.
over 7 years ago
Sure FFVII's version of it is a bit clunky by modern standards, but that's mostly a balance problem rather than ATB itself.
And it's not even that ATB even means "everyone stands in a line" nowadays. Square's own FFX-2 had the main characters moving around the battle field.
over 7 years ago
The reason why the FFVII Remake is taking so long is because they're essentially making a brand-new game with a totally different battle system.
I honestly don't know why they couldn't have just kept the ATB system.
They're was nothing wrong with it in principle.
over 7 years ago
@Batabii: No, there's a bunch of prequels and sequels (Before Crisis, Crisis Core; Advent Children, Dirge of Cerberus) but no remake. There was a re-release of the PC version which added some quality of life features like cloud saving but no actual remastering of the cutscenes or even the music.
over 7 years ago
how long before angie drives all the customers out.
over 7 years ago
@Beastwolf: wasn't even a real cat if i recall correctly, just a remotely operated puppet.
over 7 years ago
I get the fandom denial joke, but I can't help but think that "in-universe" this would be a mean comeback. I mean, reminding someone that a dear firend/love interest is dead? Harsh.
over 7 years ago
Aren't there already like 5 remakes???
over 7 years ago
Ha, shows what you know. I *did* save Aeris in the original!

With a Gameshark!
over 7 years ago
HOW COULD YOU!!!
over 7 years ago
@Frost: What a poor trade to save a cat.
over 7 years ago
Remake is gonna be utter shit.
(if you think this and it comes out to be not that good, then it will be better than you expected.)
As long as people dont think it will be the second coming of christ, it should be fi- oh who am I kidding, I bet theres a website dedicated to hyping this.
over 7 years ago
@bugleader:
They did actually, it was for the Game Boy Advance called Final Fantasy I & II: Dawn of Souls. It replaced the spells per day with an mp system, made some other game mechanics changes, and added a bonus dungeon.
over 7 years ago
Reminder that Aeris died so that Cait Sith could live.
over 7 years ago
Did find out about this earlier with the Midgard event from Mobius FF. (Decent cards and both a Legendary job and excellent warrior weapon.) Judging from the early-game cutscenes, it's pretty faithful if better executed in terms of detail and model animation.

Also, Cloud isn't that whiny.
over 7 years ago
"I'm not made of Phoenix Downs!"
over 7 years ago
there are rumors there may be, the original actually had code where she was going to be saved so they may just do that. plus running a full action style battle against ruby and emerald weapon is going to be a total bitch of a fight.
over 7 years ago
And when they will make a remake of FF I? But engy need to calm down or she will be losing clients.