Heh I remember my first black coffee. Two nights of constant partying followed by a 7:00 am meeting. Three cups of straight black coffee one after another. Maybe five seconds between each. It was... truly awful. But it woke me right the hell up.
You can drink coffee black, with sugar, with a veil of milk (cappuccino)... no one is going to discriminate what you drink, it's all about tastes. but, obviously, Starbucks frappuccinos have roughly the same coffee percentage than coffee ice cream, so you should consider them just like desserts.
Then there's me: I don't drink coffee nor do I pretend to drink anything RESEMBLING coffee. Water, milk, juice, iced tea (but never real tea), and nothing else. At least I don't drink soda/pop or anything alcoholic.
I mean, I'm ok with you dumping milk and stuff into your coffee until it's more of a sugar hand granade than a beverage, but don't call it coffee then, because it's not.
There was a show like sliders. There were multiple universes. Our universe is known as the one that confuses ice cream Sundays and coffees. If you look at it that way our universe sounds pretty sweet.
It's been a while since I honest to goodness laughed out loud at one of your comics. I mean I totally enjoy them all but this one was extra special.
Hilarious.