Uh... Hi thar BLU Engi-Tan... -Gets hit with wrench-
Excellent Man
almost 15 years ago
HOLY SHIT, IF HITLER HAD DONE THIS THERE WOULD BE NO JEWS ON THE PLANET!
BLU Spy
about 15 years ago
BEST WAR EVER.
Soldier
about 15 years ago
And now, the fourth weapon belongs to us, like it should be!
That sentys a spy
over 15 years ago
The Demoman deserves the fourth weapon. Honestly; you can take away all of the soldier's weapons except the rocket launcher and he'll be played no differently. Meanwhile, without stickies, killing with Demo is hard.
That sentys a spy
over 15 years ago
BEST. WAR. EVER.
Ample Ryan
over 15 years ago
@fail...: it means cute female, moran:
"Some honorifics have baby talk versions - mispronunciations associated with small children, and hence, cuteness. in fact chan was a baby talk version of san.
There are even baby talk versions of baby talk versions. Chan can be changed to tan" -WP
fail...
over 15 years ago
Why the hell do idiots type -Tan after a name? I know what its for, but its fucking obvious the engie is a female.
gtfo losers
Aceofsleep
over 15 years ago
I feel engie's pain :( We haven't gotten the update yet... but when it comes... It'll be like this one... Expect I love pyro so beware spies >:D
Captain Fubar
over 15 years ago
Why? Why must you make such hot girls? Now I'll never stop dreaming about the demo-girl. Thanks a lot.
gelugon2105
over 15 years ago
Engineers who whine about this event are not really placing their buildings at proper places where rocket/stickybomb splash and 'nades can get them. I got doles of Demo/Solly kills for placing sentries at very advantageous locations.
gelugon2105
over 15 years ago
Did you send those sprays for the contest?
Maggots!
over 15 years ago
[url=#user_comment_19750]@XeonV[/url]
I've been acting like I'm the baddest badass on the planet over mic because why? I have self confidence. Does this make people consider going demoman? Yes. Is that bad? NO MAGGOT! WE DIDN'T WANT THOSE LITTLE GIRLS THAT GET OFFENDED OVER THE INTERNET ON OUR SIDE ANYWAYS!
bill's hat + camera beard = bill mask?
also saxton hale only shaves by breaking into windows.
2033
over 15 years ago
They probably ninjaupdate engie as well...
link137
over 15 years ago
my ? to u is wat side r u voting on
uberturtle
over 15 years ago
i feel the engies pain. this war is not good for us engies. too much boom.
Tenthtechpriest
over 15 years ago
HAVE HOPE ENGIE-TAN!
Maybe Valve will be awesome and stealth-release new engie equipment when crafting goes live. Okay, not likely at all, but still would be awesome.
BowlerHatMan
over 15 years ago
WOOOOOO! Crafting is announced!
meganite
over 15 years ago
Engie-Tan, I feel your pain. This war is tough for Scouts too... I figure this is a perfect time for me to learn how to play Spy... or perfect my deflectin' skills as Pyro!
Somedood
over 15 years ago
If that were the case, she'd have a really freaky hairstyle.
El Portero
over 15 years ago
Well, it made sense at the time. Also, there is such thing as turning your head to look at someone. Iv'e seen so many comics where the mouth will be on the dark side of pluto.
Haywire
over 15 years ago
DAT ASS. Cheers mate!
Fnstrsfr
over 15 years ago
damn you will win the tower of hats xD
Westy543
over 15 years ago
@El Portero: That really screwed with me trying to figure out how you even saw the latter. It's the former, esp. considering the rest of her body and mouth.
VV
over 15 years ago
why is sex appeal so important for marketing when it's directed to guys :(. what happened to the violence and the "cool" factor.
i still like today's comic though :3. impretty into it. GO SOLDIER!
El Portero
over 15 years ago
I'm confused. Is the engineer's eye patched and she's looking forward? Or is it a profile and the bandage is on the back of her head? Probably the former.
garfield-991
over 15 years ago
Best. Sprays. Ever.
Demoman
over 15 years ago
Go Demo :3
BowlerHatMan
over 15 years ago
[url=#user_comment_19750]@XeonV[/url]: I'm sorry you've had such a bad experience with the soldier's you've run into. I've personally had no problems with prickish soldiers, but I've seen loads of demomen acting like douches even to their own teammates.
Good luck with your fragging, though.
AckAckAck
over 15 years ago
Best face expression drawing for engie-tan Jo, and well, she's not amused.
XeonV
over 15 years ago
When this first came out, I opted not to choose sides, as I'm equally good with Demoman and Soldier. However, 18 hours into the War, the last 10 or so servers I had went to left me with a bad first impression. Namely: All of the Soldier players with mics are prick-ish. D: So I went with Demoman. :3
Chaos
over 15 years ago
I'm going to get a team of like 8 engineers and 4 pyros just for this occasion
jOhn Frochman
over 15 years ago
this is why i hate updates sometimes, this shitstorm goes on for days, cant play normally for days.
I still remember the spy/sniper update crap, what a nightmare, 5 snipers and 5 spies in one team, dear god.
Agreed.
over 15 years ago
Agreed, Spy.
J-Bob
over 15 years ago
Interesting.
Bisected
over 15 years ago
This is truley a time for Pyros to practise,
Soldier and demo alike's opinions are rejected,
Discard the backburner and draw your flamethrower,
All explosives must be deflected
Carnivale
over 15 years ago
The photo notes are funnier than the comic!
BowlerHatMan
over 15 years ago
Demomen use triggered explosives! Y'know who ELSE uses triggered explosives? That's right! TERRORISTS! If you don't play Soldier, the TERRORISTS WIN!
kenny
over 15 years ago
jo should post these for the propaganda contest valve got going, mainly the demo as demos need all the help they can get. Far too much pent up frustration on the soldier side of this war.
Karesh
over 15 years ago
Goddammit Jo, you've made me question my loyalty. All throughout these battles I've felt not an iota of sympathy or mercy for the Demomen and their allies.
But now, you show me this?
I'm an ass man, Jo! That Demo Spray is just too tempting!
You've destroyed me, man!
Ample Ryan
over 15 years ago
If you want to use engies, you just need a lot of them
Pregnant Orc
over 15 years ago
Poor engie. First the spy and sniper gets updates so the invisible man that touches sentries in bad places and the man with to long range for the little machine to counter get their updates and now the two loud brutes who only hate the sentry population of the world more than they hate each other
Deathangel
over 15 years ago
Send this in the competition. Srsly!!!
Some random guy
over 15 years ago
what happen to the spies with the robo-pyro army over one man being butt hurt over a lost sentry, this is just karma.
Tenthtechpriest
over 15 years ago
I feel engie's pain. I'm hanging up my wrench for the next week.
I am, however, racking up hundreds of spy kills since it's ridiculously easy to sneak into an all-soldier team.
Jackal
over 15 years ago
Best war ever indeed.
GO SOLDIERS!
Merc
over 15 years ago
Dear god it is a veritable warzone out there. Demo and Soldier spam ftl.
Engie-chan is not amused
2033
over 15 years ago
i dont like it this time. not because engi is my favourite class, but every ass and his mom is playing explosive classes...
Soldier: Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country...
Demo: FFFFRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!!
IceCKryss
over 15 years ago
If I could vote, I'd want you to win.
Manta
over 15 years ago
That's a funny looking scottish flag, I could've sworn the beer bottles are supposed to be blue and white.
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