She needs a haircut

First I was like this -.- Then I was like this :D

"He was never really" would be a much less terrible way to phrase that.

You guys have some weird taste, Bayonetta's hot, with or without her hair-clothes. You guys sound like pedos with 2D complexes.

And you guys should TRY THE DEMO before you knock it. The gameplay's awesome. It's a lot like DMC and actually rivals DMC3 in quality.

I don't know about you guys, but I'm quite fond of both versions of her appearance (though her legs are a little too long to be realistic).

Is this another case of 3D pig disgusting?

Cry some more.

I'm too old to play bayoneta, she can't show me anything, which i don't saw. I don't like breasts because they breasts, any woman have something more than only breasts, face for example. Her is ugly.

And i don't play games, which you name. Especially console.

I'm sorry that you are too young to play Bayonetta Their Name. I think you should go back to playing hardcore games like halo, call of duty, and gears of war because they all have big hairy men for you to touch yourself to.

Jashin, it means you do not play good games.

Lolwut, in the comic she looks like comic, circle, circle, sticks and square. In the game she looks like ugly slut. With bad hair. Double bad hair.

I CAN'T FIND THE JOKE.

@Your Name
Actually, in the comic she looks animu, whereas in the game she does not. Says alot.

And I say the game is worth at least trying. It's pretty awesome, what with the guns and powers.

Her own hair?

So at least part of that hair is from... Down there?

So..... the comic author hasn't even played Bayonetta... and doesn't want to, because its about sex appeal? wtf? What does a game have to do, to look appealing?

If he doesn't like action games, thats fair enough, but Bayonetta is god damn awesome. Seriously the best game I have ever played.

She is ugly. In this comic she is much, much more pretty than in a game.

She is ugly. In this comic she is much, much pretty then in a game.

DO WANT grandma mid telekinesis and revolver!11

I think not

Great comic, as always... fan service ftw!

A spy walks into a bar and the bartender asks
-Why the wrong face.

For those of you not familiar with the game:
Bayonetta is a witch who uses her hair to cast spells. Her summons? Made out of hair. That leather outfit she has on? Also made out of her hair. She's not wearing any real clothes, except perhaps for that red ribbon.

troll now?? :O

People who think like that are tards, then. It's a game, not a gender decider. Just get it and play it. I don't care if I play as a grandma. If they give me telekinesis and a revolver, I'm set.

that's why some times it's not a good idea to use a female as a main character.
some people just dislike it before actually touching the game.

The joke was actually funny. D:

if i liek DMC wid epic dante i completelly dislike dat slut

Thought I'd say, You still have to control Bayonetta and mash a button from what I have gathered. It's over the top like Devil May Cry... same director, so if you liked DMC you'll probably like this.

You only get about a second of Bayonetta's body when using special moves.

Heh, funny joke... on a side note, how does she control her hair?

Well, the comic made me laugh twice, without actually reading the description ..

Nice work as usual

Dohohoho, best joke, EVER!

Oh yeah, and the tits are a nice add as well...Joke was fuckin AWESOME though!

They actually took time to make a one handed mode

Dammit Japan

encore!

Thank you Jo, for having some sense.
Who knows though, the game may actually be good.


...but geez, look at the official character model...she's 11 heads tall!

You can play one-handed? Faptastic!

[url=#user_comment_21206]@KBF[/url]: Me Too. Poor Bayonetta, I thought the joke was actually pretty funny :(

Wow... Nernow has now his own stand up comedy hour show? Jose is more successful then i thought!

[url=#user_comment_21237]@Kajy[/url] So no one is ever turned on by nymphomaniacs? Shit, man. I married the wrong chick.

WHIZZLES... Bayonetta is Devil May Cry, except with crazier action and a lot more hair.
Also, the whole "lol whun hand gaem" shit is just a joke mode. The whole "SEX SEX SEX SEX" thing on Bayonetta is a huge joke. No one would be turned on by a chick who goes "HOLY SHIT SEX FUCK YEAH WHOOOOA SEX".

Sarah Palin? Oh wait...

I like your Bayonetta a lot better than the real one. The real one looks like a librarian. Yours looks like a cute girl with glasses. :3

One of the other reasons you left out for why it's doing so well: the story and scenarios are pretty much over-the-top. For pete's sake, you drive through space on a motorcycle to deliver an epic punch at one point.

[url=#user_comment_21222]@zeruf[/url]: I hate the 'MINE!1!' notes more than the '___ here' notes But i still agree nonetheless

What I also like is the ridiculously over the top action and visuals, which I came to love in DMC.

It is a genuinely fun game. I was a sceptic too until I played the demo (and I didn't know about the one handed bit!)

[url=#user_comment_21213]@Amplify[/url] i fully agree.

That red haired guy looks like how I imagine the pyro to look under his mask (red hair, and kind of skinny).

Also, I second the request for wallpaper.

Bayonetta's receiving quite a strong reception outside of Japan as well. In the UK it even got 10/10 in Edge Magazine, which likes to talk up gaming-as-art and is notoriously harsh in its reviews.

I do wish everybody who did photo notes along the lines of "Spy here!", "Mine" or "I claim this" or anything remotely similar such as "Hunter here", gets a permanent ban from ever posting again :/

Before I read the commentary I thought this comic was about Nerf Now in general.

Well hopefully when Bayonetta hits the US it will show the differences between the US and JP. In JP, they like more "hardcore" games that punish you for every mistake (Monster Hunter, Devil May Cry, etc.) while in the US, we tend to lean towards more visually stunning versions like God of War.

Also, you'r Bayonetta is sooooo cute! Request wallpaper for great justice.

Bayonetta? I can't play it for fear of the main character's legs triggering every single Uncanny Valley reaction I have.

this is a comedy club not a GENTLEMEN club!

From the demo, it seems to be a pretty good hack'n'slash DMC style. Normal attacks, sepecial attacks, combos, guns, dodging, witch time and all that jazz. If that's not your cup of earl grey, then move on to something else. Mass Effect 2 is also comming this month and I'm getting both.

Personally, I think Bayonetta looks like a dull game.

But the joke made me crack up, though

What's that saying about glass houses?

I'd rather not have her do the "strip" though... I don't wanna be her hairy dragon thingy's sandvich. (NOM NOM NOM)