That only works on the "LIVING" not the "LIVING IMPARED!!!"
pjy
over 14 years ago
this image scrap playxp9http://www.playxp.com)
Matt
almost 15 years ago
Sorry but if 7 is slow then you're doing something wrong. Like having a terribly low amount of RAM. In which case, not 7's fault.
Stalker
about 15 years ago
OBJECTION!!!
Chozo
about 15 years ago
Actually Kenshiro was pretty good, until they patched him. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93IOL_pYkp4
Rikmach
about 15 years ago
Technically, aren't the Zombies in L4D still alive, just infected with a horrible disease? Therefore, wouldn't his fighting arts still work on them?
Lanzo Lei
about 15 years ago
ITT: Jo hasn't actually watched the show he's referencing.
Bob Miller
about 15 years ago
Many goverments are still using 98
Ghib
about 15 years ago
[url=#user_comment_22040]@Denilson[/url]; he's from Fist of the North Star, I think. Kenshiro?
Denilson
about 15 years ago
Who's that guy? Billy Lee, from Double Dragon?
Nathan
about 15 years ago
I've actually noticed a hefty speed increase with windows 7 and photoshop. I got to use all those fancy nvidia hardware accelerated functions in CS4. Probably helps that I have a quad core and 4 gigs of ram.
Rogue
about 15 years ago
In one last additional note. There isn't a W7 optomised version of adobe photoshop yet.
Expect CS4.5 or CS5 to run like butter on it.
(CS3 and CS4 have some... interesting bugs with W7...)
Rogue
about 15 years ago
I've done quite a few W7 upgrades...
Curious what your system specs are, and also what version of W7(32 or 64bit) you installed... W7 only shines when you have 64bit programs and ~4GB+ ram.
Admittedly it has some shiny but replacing Vista and XP64 is really its specialty. XP64 was horrid.
HeavyTank
about 15 years ago
Your PC must be pretty crappy if it can't run 7 fast...7 is faster than Vista, so yeah, you might want to consider upgrading..
gelugon2105
about 15 years ago
And yes, I upgraded from XP to 7. Everything actually felt sweeter. Either Windows 7 was an improvement for me, or my previous XP is horrendously unoptimized.
gelugon2105
about 15 years ago
You are one of the unlucky ones. My software actually ran faster.
Perhaps you are running older versions of those software? Running in compatibility mode very much guarantees everything will be slower.
Hex
about 15 years ago
His shoulder guard switched sides.
lol
about 15 years ago
alll i forgot what anime that was from
CloudHiro
about 15 years ago
I thought the L4D enemes were infected,not zombies. Infected basicly means still alive, but well.. infected and/or horribly mutated.
Bubulle
about 15 years ago
I heard something scary about the canadian government. Some departments are switching from XP to vista while W7 is available.
Toaster
about 15 years ago
Silly Kenshiro melee doesn't work on tanks.
Mad Cow Milk
about 15 years ago
Well, I upgraded from XP to 7 as well, and it was a jump from 32 to 64 bit, and everything is running much faster.
Codepage
about 15 years ago
7 can be faster, you should check out lifehacker, do a search on optimizing windows 7. They have several articles about what to turn off to make it run better. Also, how much RAM are you running with?
Joshua
about 15 years ago
Most people who see this won't get it because they haven't seen Hokuto no Ken/Fist of the North Star. But me? Sadly, it's my only cursory knowledge of Left 4 Dead that somewhat hurts the impact of this comic.
Medic
about 15 years ago
W7 and Vista are shits even on high-end PCs.
SomeDude
about 15 years ago
The people who say Win7 is 'faster' generally neglect to mention that they were upgrading from Vista, not XP...
GG
about 15 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shr2nUh6E7U
He may have a deeper voice and doesn't hit with the fists, but the ATATATATATATATATATATA is still there.
Snowman
about 15 years ago
If programs are slow in 7, I blame the programs poor coding.
DS
about 15 years ago
I agree that Windows 7 doesn't work as well with Photoshop. For a short time, Photoshop crashed every time I tried to make a small box while I'd had no problems with Photoshop when I was using XP.
Aurum
about 15 years ago
So, have the governments made their switch from XP to 7 yet?!
The solution is simple.
Get a better computer. Mine isn't even that high-end, but it runs 7 great.
GG
about 15 years ago
What I did forget to mention, the scene below is wrong. The Boomer should have exploded like an atom bomb. Since he's already dead, the effects are multiplied by infinite!
GG
about 15 years ago
Haha, so epic.
WIN7TROLLSULOL
about 15 years ago
Time for a new computer, XPfag.
Not Retarded
about 15 years ago
The only reason 7 runs slow is because your computer sucks. The end.
ZombiePlasticClock
about 15 years ago
What did we learn? Hokuto Never wins!
mike
about 15 years ago
if you want xp again there a way to do it my brother did it on my computer
Hexer
about 15 years ago
as if kenshiro could be beaten by zombies, he could kill them all by exhaling
Peddie
about 15 years ago
[url=#user_comment_21960]@Moroi[/url] Only... Hokuto no Ken appeared a year before Dragonball's first chapter.
Mahna, Mahna
about 15 years ago
Huh, Jo, Photoshop runs slower on 7 than on XP? That's strange...I'm using 7, upgraded from XP, and it seems faster. Maybe you should upgrade your RAM?
Moroi
about 15 years ago
Fist of the North Star: Making DBZ look more reasonable for...well pretty much forever.
YOU WA SHOCK
about 15 years ago
YOU WA SHOCK
BadWolf
about 15 years ago
That's odd I have never had any speed issues with 7 and XP was always terribly unstable for me.
garfield-991
about 15 years ago
Be sure to user Photoshop in 64bit Mode!
My PS loads in 2secs :P
(Okay I've got an SSD ^^)
Fnstrsfr
about 15 years ago
I support the XP-tan and W7-tan comics xD
The name of the game is Punch-Out?
A speed fix
about 15 years ago
A tweak that might help: right click the desktop and go to "Personalize" and chose the "Windows 7 Basic" theme. Another simple tweak is to go into the control panel and go to "Performance Information and Tools". Click "Adjust Visual Effects" and chose "Adjust for Best Performance".
Are
about 15 years ago
Thats weird... XP was terrible for me, love my windows 7 update on both Laptops and stationarys.
r3loaded
about 15 years ago
Funny really - I have Windows 7 running on a Dell desktop from 2003, runs better than it did with XP. You need at least 1-2GB of RAM for smooth running though. In any case, it's probably a sign you might need a new computer.
Furfy
about 15 years ago
Lies and slander! Kenshiro's beaten up tanks before.
somerandomguy
about 15 years ago
Francis: I hate vampires.
also he swap his shoulder pad after saying that line?
Lien
about 15 years ago
Little did kenshiro know, the boomer is actually a descendant of emperor Souther!
Me <---- total Kenshiro nerd ;_;
PT
about 15 years ago
My jump from XP to 7 went the same... and I can't go back, thanks to my messing with my HDD to improve the speed.
Amplify
about 15 years ago
Damnit in the time it took to sign into my account, I've been beaten to it D:
Amplify
about 15 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93IOL_pYkp4
This was already done back in 2008 <.<
trebthegamer
about 15 years ago
yay another l4D comic
AlphaHawk
about 15 years ago
Just incase anyone doesn't know where the inspiration for this strip came from:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93IOL_pYkp4
Alastayr
about 15 years ago
Everything I do runs faster on Win7, so yay me, poor you.
Maybe CS4 isn't optimal on Win7. Wouldn't surprise me - it's Adobe after all. Or are you using an older Version of PS? Maybe that's the problem.
Sylvester Ink
about 15 years ago
Meanwhile, I'm over here chilling on Linux. New and up to date, but not slow and bloated.
Nemorac
about 15 years ago
Although this is funny as hell, I must point out that, by the Hokuto no Ken logic, it'd still work. Then again, anyone who fully gets the joke probably knew this already. Still funny as all hell though.
EdgarJPublius
about 15 years ago
If you turn off all the prettyfiing features, W7 should be as fast, if not faster, than XP on most machines.
Also, SP1 is coming out soon, so all of the early-adopter problems should go away :D
rauzaruku
about 15 years ago
and then the heavy exploded and everyone in a 20 miles from kenshiro because no one fucks with kenshiro.
Grim
about 15 years ago
Merc comment inspired me.
Requesting XP-tan and W7-tan strip!
tSARTOMAT
about 15 years ago
u just do not know how to cook it wright
Marisa Kirisame
about 15 years ago
@Dio Brando: I can remember.
BowlerHatMan
about 15 years ago
[url=#user_comment_21915]@Merc[/url]: Not to mention its compatibility fixes. Before upgrading to W7, I hadn't played Darius Gaiden since Windows 98 because XP and Vista simply didn't support some bit of architecture in it. Runs like a dream in W7 - better than it ever did in 98!
Awesome Canadian
about 15 years ago
How much RAM do you have? 7 requires significantly more RAM than XP.
ThatOneGuy
about 15 years ago
7 has been 1000X better than vista for me. I wouldnt want to go back to a 10 year old, less pretty, more buggy OS. 7 is by far my favorite.
Merc
about 15 years ago
There are certain aspects that I like Windows 7 better. Mostly the ability for startup to actually keep going while I start running programs. Getting firefox to pop up is now much faster than waiting for XP to do its makeup, straighten her skirt, and ready herself.
Dio Brando
about 15 years ago
So, can I be in the next comic then? I'm sure you can work a steam roller gag into team fortress somehow.
Although to be honest I like my "Do you remember how many times you have eaten bread?" quote for parody purposes.
-Dio
ColdCedric
about 15 years ago
@ MUDA DA: pfffft
asdfasdfasdf
about 15 years ago
@MUDA DA: penis!
MUDA DA
about 15 years ago
Fuck you! Kenshiro could take them all down with a flip of his penis!
NoBody
about 15 years ago
Studies have shown that XP still runs faster than 7.
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