I would take it

I have a metal keychain of the rocket launcher the character Jinx from League of Legends uses. It gets caught on the inside of my pocked CONSTANTLY but it's the, ahem, "fanciest" keychain I've ever had so I just put up with it.

I have a batman jet that i'd never use for a keychain in my pocket, way too pointy.

Tencent is Chinese for "meh".

Shit, Tencent has so much money in this game that the keychain probably has a rootkit level spy camera in it so the CCP can see if you're speaking poorly about them.

I love miniatures, especially if it has lots of details

I think Jo was talking about his real life keychain.

Eiffel Tower? I must admit, I know nothing about this "Valorant" game, so if that's meant to be a related joke or punchline I'm afraid it went absolutely over my head.