No one, fucks, with the white mage.

Lol, look at the ps3 fanboi's crying blood.Wow, can't believe how personal people get over a godamn console.Grow up fools.

A Metal gear movie written by David Hayter and directed by Kojima? I think THAT would be money.

Come now, the MGS4 controls were not THAT sticky. I had difficulty at first getting my bullets on target once I had some decent weapons, but with practice everything works perfectly.

Of course, there's the sheer goddamn length of the cutscenes. Skipped some just to mow down poor PMC troopers. >_>

Really now? I hate how some people are so quick to jump in as a White Knight for someone who produces anything when they're prompted with opposition. It's not a matter of liking a game or not liking it. It's a matter of condemning a game you're bad at without taking time to get better and enjoy it.

Disgaea, somehow makes grinding tolerable, and proves that a game doesn't have to have good graphics to be witty and fun.

[url=#user_comment_31198]@Pandor[/url]: Grow the hell up man. People have games they like and don't like. I like RPGs with good story. Doesn't mean I didn't enjoy FF8 every now and then.

I Cant believe nobody has said this yet... HERETIC!!!!!!!!

[url=#user_comment_31210]@SRG[/url]: Yes! 'Collar Popping' is makin' a come-back...just like them vests.

then how are they upgraded with metal?

[url=#user_comment_31209]@SRG[/url]: her*

So the sentry is running on black mages?

also that soldier his donning a pop collar.

Where is the fanservice?

It's not like I read this comic because of TF2. :/

Tiny wizards. The best explanation for anything cool works.

So everyone knows about the pyro buff right? Flaregun now does crit damage if it hits a flaming target at medium-long range instead of just minicrits.

How ironic that Valve buffed his sniper fighting and his spy checking right after that arc...

[url=#user_comment_31198]@Pandor[/url]: You're worse, for being an intolerant twat. Because YOU liked a game, doesn't make it good. Even worst games ever had people liking them had a point or another for whatever reason. [url=#user_comment_31196] @Shmitz[/url]: And that's the reason why there are a shitloads of game that lags on a fucking game console.

As much as I want to defend Metal Gear, I must admit, 4's controls were a total train wreck. Hold down 3 buttons to shoot in first person view, tap x to crouch, hold to crawl/get up, ect. Then there's my favorite: "WHY THE HECK DO I HAVE TO HAVE THE IPOD EQUIPPED TO LISTEN TO SOME MUSIC???"

You're an idiot.
Because you're BAD at a game doesn't make the game itself bad. Valkyria Chronicles had one of the easiest/streamlined control sets ever. You're just a moron.

NEED A DISPENSER HERE! NEED A DISPENSER HERE! NEED A DISPENSER HERE! NEED A DISPENSER HERE! NEED A DISPENSER HERE!

I'm curious what the difference is between a "PS2" game and a "PS3" game. I really hope you're not deciding a game isn't worth playing just because it doesn't push the GPU to its limits. It's opinions like that why we have a ton of pretty but shallow games and not many with actual gameplay depth.

I know he has to take it back and it's borrowing it. But if a friend is playing games that aren't in your taste yeah the exp is gonna fall flat.

There are good games for the PS3 it's just that if you have a superior PC games that are on both systems you're gonna end up on PC simply because you have the money to have better visuals. Otherwise he's only play 3 games that's tough to say PS3 is lacking after only playing THREE games. Cont.

Also, Bonk is either made by or made of Time Mages. Haste!

I always wondered...

ps3... has no games!
what? somebody had to say it

And sentries are a bunch of rogues throwing the metal that the engineer gives them! Also, the wrench hurts so much because it contains warriors!
And the pistol shoots bullets.

Ah, that's the stuff: no dialogue, just pure comedy gold.

I hope this is a return to form!

I don't want to talk to no engineer, yall motherfuckers are lying and gettin me pissed.

Dispensers: how do they work?

I knew it! How else could you regenerate health near a mechanical building? Also, White Mage FTW!

Of course!

Didn't he say he has to return it back soon? Along with the games his friend had. Maybe his friend should be buying these games for Jo to play. Also, headshots in VC. Headshots. White mages and healing, hmmm. Are there any alchemists turning useless things to metal?

[url=#user_comment_31172]@Mark_M[/url]: White Mages casting Shell/Protect. And Kritzkrieg is Black Mages casting Impact.

Fucking Uber Cannon, how does it work???

[url=#user_comment_31159]@Dave[/url] Black Mages, they're casting Warp and Escape

HAH! I knew it!

Okay, so when are you going to get into action games. And why are you only playing RPGs?

Disgaea 3 doesn't take much grinding and isn't that long if you go for the main story only.

F*UCKING DISPENSERS HOW DO THEY WORK?

AND I DUN WANNA TALK TO AN ENGINEER, YOU MOTHERF*CKERS KILL ME AND GETTIN ME PISSED!

does this remind anyone of the jukebox band?

@A Fan: So what's in a teleporter then?

"Gotta believe in magic"

Man, I loved Metal Gear, mostly because I love stealth games. Although I pretty much abandoned my PS3 to the PC since it really is so much better.

HERETIC!
btw, new patch update for pyro, u should continue on where you'd left off earlier

You are playing the wrong games, is the thing.
3D Dot Game Heroes is marvelous, for one. LittleBigPlanet is a MUST.
Just give one or both of these games a shot.

I agree with those who said you should get 3D Dot Heros. It should help prove to you that the PS3 doesn't suck.

Wish I knew what games you like so I could recommend it.

Well i guess it's all about taste here

personally i'd pick Valkyria Chronicles over any Valve game simply because.. well i simply get bored of the valve games so easily.. except half life series that is..
especially tf2.. love the characters but the gameplay makes me snore

Also, what produces the metal?

What about 3D Dot Heroes?

LIKE MAGIC, THE SCRATCH DISAPPEARS

[url=#user_comment_31142]@Merc[/url] There have been female soldiers for a while now... Look at the comic from back in the day when hats were first introduced (sorry can't be arsed to find a comic number for it)

I hate to imagine the sort of sick stuff you might come up with if you got your hands on Little Big Planet...

1. Uncharted 2
2. Assassin's Creed 2
3. Little Big Planet
4. Call of- call- ca- NO I CAN'T SAY IT XD

Is that...? A fem soldier?!

I'd rather play good games than ones oversaturated with graphics. Killzone 2 is an example. It was plain, boring, and uninteresting, but one of the supposed best looking games of the gen. Disgaea 3 might "look like a PS2 game" but at least it's fun. Time sink is a valid objection however.

Glad to see you explained the VC hate, I still say you should try 3d dot heroes, but for the love of God, install your games :P

Valkyria Chronicles was amazing. Also, I loved the graphics. It's meant to look the way it looks. Which is the type of animation I love seeing. Looks like what most people call cell-shaded and the story was just amazing.

I thought you especially liked tactical games. Which is mostly what it is.

I can never bring myself to sap one again. ;-;

try Demon's Souls

You should really give Valkyria Chronicles another try!... The fact that you don't need to grind at ALL should make it more bearable than other JRPG's...

Can't wait for a game? load times are just too much? How do you play TF2? How does your computer start up or do you leave it on 24/7?

Fucking dispensers, how do thy work?

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(which was not possible beyond the battlefield and barracks given the approach to the storyline) but it also allowed them to be fleshed out as characters so that you would care (or not care) if one of them got wounded or killed.

Anyway, agree to disagree. :D

I still respectfully disagree with your assessment but will accept that some will dislike the menu system (of Valkyria Chronicles). The management of characters was absolutely necessary in my opinion because not only did it allow different characteristics and personalities to come through [more]

This must mean that teleporters are powered by Time Mages! It's the only reason someone can move from point A to point B instantly!

hate menus, loading times bad interfaces, then jo would soo hate dwar.... wait is that crit-rocket's sister mini-crit?

[url=#user_comment_31123]@Dave[/url]: Black mages, obviously.

More proof the Engineer update will turn the game into a turn-based system.

flaws in your english this time around! tisk tisk you should fix it

Get your Disgaea to go. I have the PSP version (of both 1 and 2). Endless grinds are a great way to kill time.

I wonder what's inside the turret

[url=#user_comment_31114]@Azul[/url]: You need to look again. It was there before you made a comment.

FINALLY! One post without someone tagging 'mine' to someone's tits.

Get Burnout Paradise. No loading times, cool challenges, 8-player multiplayer. It is AWESOME, even if you aren't into racing games, you'll like this game.

Must suck when spies sap and electrocute those mages.
Also, Pyro got updated again. Aww, but they only returned burn duration back to normal and slightly buffed base dmg. At least flares can crit at range now.

Ok, give the PS3 one more chance...if you are looking for distilled fun and have internet, get Littlebigplanet and play online with friends. You won't look back.

[url=#user_comment_31099]@EMP[/url]: Well I don't know about bullets, but Black Mages obviously refuel the Pyro's flamethrower tank.

That dispenser stopped being happy... *sniff*... Wait, white mages handle boolet production?

What level is that dispenser?

That dispenser's full of White Mages! Too bad they don't cast Holy to fight back.

first lolz

going back to no dialogue I see