We know Jo's just kidding. The first R34 appeared within 30 minutes of the video showing. On Twitter.

If your waiting, your not looking hard enough.

I mean, Bowsette lewds are a cottage industry by this point - elephant cheesecake porn is tame by comparison to some of the slop Nintendo tries to pretend doesn't exist xD

Didnt know you rolled that way Jo.

"I am a human being"
- The Elephant Mario, 2023

Rule 34 of Elephant Peach? You're too late. It existed mere minutes after the Direct.

@Morthasa You know that's asking for trouble.
Thinking like that is how you get Peppa Pig Rule 34.

What do you mean "wait"?
"If it exists... no exceptions"
It exists. Therefore.