Why does the bike look like a blow up doll?

You know the first chance he gets Bowser will take the Peach-bike for a ride. Then him and Mario will fight over it.

@Andrew Vrba
Peach is a bottom tier princess, what did you expect?

Any one else think its been modeled on Cy-kill from the 80's Gobots?

The most sane mario.

Really, Peach? He builds you a bike of YOU and this is how you react?
You practically pushed him into the arms of that cupcake girl.

Ok, there's "cursed" and then there's... this. This makes "cursed" look normal

Olive oil, sunflower oil, baby oil.

It made sense at the time.