man mario dont have the guts

the cake was coffee and the coffee was SEX.

She invited you for a hot steaming cup of SEX.

Peach and her cake...

peach invites mario over for some... cake.
Peach is napped by bowser, so she can make HIM some... cake.
Peach is saved by mario, and he gets her... cake.

Yes, well I liked it. Best suggestive cut-away evar.

the cake is a lie but it was good to had.

Old joke is old

[url=#user_comment_43750]@Bill[/url]: I hate pulling my head out of my--wait what.

There's a difference between this comic and vgcats' one.

In this comic he get the girl, THEN worry about the cake, on vgcats he only cares about the cake.

IT'S NOT STEALING, IT'S RESEARCH!

VG Cats joke steal.

It's been done by other webcomics.

Ok someone pay to commission some 34 of princess peach.

He misunderstood that. He had a pie, a cream-pie. Harhar.

Also: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CluelessChickMagnet

You know what I just found out? Many people who read Nerf Now also read VG Cats.

Francis, if you pulled your head outta your ass you'd know cakes are delicious.

http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=245

@The Cake:
Yes, yes you would you monster.

Sooo... the cake was a lie?

I hate cakes.

The "lusty woman, clueless guy" scenario happens more than one might think though.

And anime uses it pretty heavily because stupid/clueless/oblivious people are funny.

You could entertain yourself for quite some time pushing idiots down the 'up' escalator.

Would I lie to you?

Needs more Recettear jokes.

Nobody cleans your pipes out like a plumber.

Yeah Navi comics FTW!!!

Oh yeah, and Samus' butt. Nerf Now got that one out of the way early.

You are not an official gaming webcomic until you've done jokes about:

Cake
Navi
Jill sandwiches

The funny part of this comic is that all the commentators seem to think that VG Cats was the first to make this joke.

Seriously people, this joke has been around as long as Peach has been handing out "cakes".

http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=245

At least Mario got farther in yours.

Oh, almost forgot this page is about fan service, too ;)

you just got one-upped

hahahah, nice

This joke generally has three permutations:

1. Mario misinterprets innuendo as a genuine offer of pastry.
2. Mario misinterprets a genuine offer of pastry as innuendo.
3. Straight-up Portal reference.

I've seen a lot more type 2 & 3 than type 1.

Cakers gonna cake.

Seriously people... the Lusty Woman/Clueless Man joke is as old as dirt. Like 1/2 of all anime uses it, and Mario/Peach jokes have been going on since the first game was released. Cake was added to the jokes the instant Mario 64 came out. Its not possible to steal this joke, shut up already.

VGcats... ;X

Everyone does this joke. It's the delivery that matters.

This appears to be the only cake/sex comic where peach DOESN'T look unsatisfied.

What basement did you dig up and dust off these jokes from?

[url=#user_comment_43624]@Frank[/url]: Way to be frank about it

creampie > cake

I love Peach's expression in the first panel, and of course I laughed at it(and then more at your comment, indeed.)

But I can't ignore that VG Cats made BOTH jokes years ago.

Still lovely, though.

[url=#user_comment_43633]@Battlesniper[/url]: I woudl let this peach rape me. Everything VGcats does is scary

Screw cake. I want pie. :D

vgcats and nerfnow aren't hte only ones to paly on the whole "cake" thing either. Go look up Yahtzee's/Zero Punctuation review of the most recent mario galaxy game. He does the cake joke as well. Still funny though.

Yes, Will, VG cats did do a Portal/"Cake euphemism for sex" joke.

Cake has eternally been a euphanism in the Mario Games for... you know...

On occasions she has to widely spread her "Cake" for her larger captors...
Wait..

Oh I get the second panel ... Mario goes 'pipe diving' ... very crude.

That someone requested the VG cats version, here it is.

http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=245

I dont think NN stole the idea, I think just two artists had the same idea (its a good idea, and as they say great minds think alike)

The cake is a lie actually originates from SM64, where you never actually got the cake.

Your cake is in another castle
You can have this... "cream pie", though.

That Yahtzee's a Spy!

Anyway, I liked this one, and I gotta say, Peach's face kinda reminds me of Etna at some points during the first Disgaea. Pic for reference here (Bottom right): http://www.creativeuncut.com/gallery-01/art/dis-etna2.jpg

Poser

I am amused by peach's 'rapeface'. (Or, more accurately, her 'I'ma screw you now' face)

And metaphor in panel two. Oh what wacky shenanigans we can portray with metaphor.

We need more details.

I am hugely disappointed that Nerf Now has failed to live up to the high standards of originality which I have come to expect from webcomics. For shame Nerf Now.

Oh whoops
/sarcasm off

I laughed

With that being said... Nerfnow still updates much faster than vgcats and could probably make the same jokes and no lose would happen

SIMPSONS DID IT

http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=245

Good Job nerfnow. You basically just copied VGCats by "accident"

concur on awesome princess face.

Not sure if this is a Yahtzee reference...

Mario is a REAL MAN.

It's a joke already done by VGCats!

me wanna cake, wheres my cake stupid wioman?

let me point out that this CAN be interprited in at least two ways. considering that ir would be a reference to portal, the correct interpritation would be much more child friendly.

[url=#user_comment_43614]@GuardianTempest[/url]: Its sad but true. Mario is just a naive little plumber. I'm surprised that he still wants cake after "cake". Be happy with what you get, you gluten!

You mean this? http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=245

But then,most game humor has been done. I say we give Jo a Mulligan on this. Besides,who doesn't love Peach getting naughty?

The pie is a lie.

Didn't they have a huge cosplay fetish in a earlier comic?

[url=#user_comment_43628]@gimmethegepgun[/url]: thanks for that :D

Why does he keep his hat and gloves on? Or at least the hat. We've seen mario without his hat before.

I love it. Either Peach is a sex fiend, and Mario doesn't care about sex, or Mario just wants nookie but Peach never puts out.

SUCK MAH BIRD

well he at least got some hot coffee.

Don't you guys know?

It's not a web comic unless it's got this joke.

I enjoyed it.

Oh Peach, haven't you learnt yet. Mario just wants a cake. Sex is just too much for him, just like Shirou Emiya. ^_^

Oh look, it's that joke that everyone who makes a gaming comic makes.

Dear Mario,
Please come to the castle. I've baked a cake for you.
-Peach, Super Mario 64

If you think this is just a portal joke, guess again. Also, multiple comics making the same pop-culture reference? SHOCKING!

Yeah, but this Peach is actually cute compared to that scary woman that VGcats put out.

The cake is a lie.

http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=245
Steal'd

Ew, naked italian male. Make it go away.

[url=#user_comment_43616]@zerpaderpderp[/url]: This joke has not only been kicked by everyone, but raped, murdered, and shit on by every living person on Earth.

Link pls?

[url=#user_comment_43618]@HSektor[/url] VGCats did a comic about this exactly, complete with alternate ending portal reference

I already saw that before, but i can't remember where

I don't want to sound like a jackass, but I will anyway.

A bit too similar to a strip on VG Cats.

Agree w/ Cyclone, also Mario does not get what 'The Cake' is.




OT- MvC3, closer than I imagined.

3rd!!! HAHA

EDIT: NOT Ninja'd

Rule 34? In my webcomic?

It's more likely than you think.

Loving peach's face in the first panel