what's funny about this comic is that kinect doesn't detect black people

i got this as a gift.

it works as good as having a wiimote, amazing facial recognition. It will scan who's there in the room and activate your xbox live a/c in the game. only thing is that you often av to Sieg Hiel the microsoft product so it detects your hands & readjusts at random time gaps

@The Specialist, capcom made dead rising not microsoft, it only plays's on there system because they signed an exclusive deal with capcom. get your facts straight

well it's microsoft, just like with dead rising and how they assumed that everybody has an expensive big-screen, kinect assumes you have a big-ass house.

just like rich people, their head's so far up their ass that they don't realize the world around them

the i toy for the x-box

lol @ casualfags


gamepad 4eva

It's lose-lose decision by Microsoft, they give powerful specs to kinect to accomodate smaller room, but it was too expensive for most people, when they reduce some specs for better production cost and pricing, the room needed is bigger than most common household

I still can't believe that Microsoft found a way to single-handly destroyed their own product before releasing it.

Also, I the more I look at this page, the more I laugh.

Dude, over here in Redmond, the property values are so high, its like were in Japan, except minus the whole wackiness, unless you count Starbucks as wacky.

I hate wide spaces.

so thats what the demo man does with his time off.

FOREVERALONE.jpg

-Any- action like that would be considered a game, Anonymous, with or without Kinect XP

I heard there was a game you control with your penis

[url=#user_comment_46908]@Kalgor[/url]: http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/402

What happened to the gooble gooble comic??

I find the best Wii games are the ones that require the least use of the Wiimote. I have little hope for the ripoffs considering how little I enjoyed the original.

Can you imagine all the 12 yo kids playing CoD 6 with this? Bunnyhopping and flailing their arms when they throw nades?

[url=#user_comment_46866]@Kinectimal[/url]: D: It's a Kinectimal. and it rawr'd!

this is what happens when louis gets his kinect

Kinect: Microsoft's pathetic and desperate attempt to match the Wii and attract their audience.

When I lived in Redmond, my room wasn't very big...

Actually, the living room was pretty small...

Heh. Apparently, people missed the thing where the Japanese were complaining that the Kinect discriminates against *them*, considering that the average Japanese gamer lives in a rather tiny apartment generally (tiny by US standards, anyway)

Yep, the rooms are bigger in Redmond. Just like their hands...remember Xbox 1 controllers? lol

[url=#user_comment_46884]@Lobster[/url] Pong and Bob Truth is Japanese goverment TRIED to outlaw ero games recently... but it horrible failed... I think that's a good thing! If Americans get to have their violent crap i want my romantic molesting

@Lobser

You're full of crap.

[url=#user_comment_46884]@Lobster[/url] Uh, no. They haven't. And they never will.

[url=#user_comment_46858]@Anon[/url]: Japan has sadly outlawed ero games. :( Not that I ever played them or anything, I just found our world a little more interesting with something that weird in it.

You're black? I didn't know that... are you black??

Somebodies been watching http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrctMvIWpG0

Milk the cow!
Milk the bull!

Black people get their water fountains AND their own Kinects?

Lamialily...what are you talking about?

But I thought black people couldn't use the kinect?

Given how Redmond gets the WiFi-equipped commuter buses while the rest of the King County area largely DOESN'T...

It's not Redmond itself that gets the large houses, it's just all the people who work over there do.

I'm not a bitter Seattleite, honest.

Rawr

[url=#user_comment_46861]@ColdCedric[/url]: I've got 50 WoW gold that says this goes down in flames. Also [b]FIFTH![/b]

Whether blunder or worth; this shall be interesting

lolkinect

Let the age of motion Japanese Ero games begin, you haven't played a game till you have air fapped a game.