"You saw da rest, now try da best!"

dammit, if only it was see thru clothing.

[url=#user_comment_49268]@Nobody[/url]: THESE particular scanners shown today raised controversy BECAUSE they're the machines that CAN detect stuff that cannot be picked up by usual scanners. The controversy being in order to do so, they scan EVERYTHING, thus giving you a full-body picture of... well... the body.

[url=#user_comment_49273]@Batabii[/url]: Because she's got such tight and little clothing that she actually looks more covered this way than she usually does.

[url=#user_comment_49271]@TK[/url]: that sounds like a euphemism for something...

[url=#user_comment_49270]@Kite[/url]: what

whatever "meh", thank you for your input, my cat is patting down the mound as we speak.

What do we see knew that we never saw from Cammy with cloth on?

I miss Chun-li's overgrown legs. Those are able to summon a 20-meter eyebleed...

They should just get those full-body true X-ray systems like GET YAH ASS TO MAHS and be done with it.

I still find it funny that the last, what, five, six attempted plane jackings and bombings were done using methods that can't be picked up by these scanners, and yet they're still doing all this patdown hoohah.

@Frank West:

You still got to deal with that Chuck Greene prick.

But is there only room for one in the limelight?

[url=#user_comment_49206]@Starpilot[/url] Can it be true? Be still my heart... Frank is back baby!

[url=#user_comment_49257]@catalyst[/url]: The problem is that's what Rufus is doing so too for clothing..

The funny thing is that the (real) ladies' bodies are almost exactly the same as the shape of their clothing... god bless skin-tight outfits, every one!

meh, fat guy works for this I suppose, but I think a trap would have worked better. With Cammy so much... 'smaller' than Chun-Li, the poor guy will probably have a moment of wanting the delicious flat chest before the eyes started bleed from the realization

Well, if you think about it, you need to check the young women first. They could be hiding grenades by pretending they're boobs. Seriously, send the hawt girls first, and you have the security of the nation secured. And the fertility, because if you want to keep it, you gotta use it.

I get this feeling that the guard should've been Guile, but I will say this.
@TSA Screener
Do it for your country! Then go home and be a family man. Besides, I just heard about a report of some chicks trying to shoplift by hiding stuff in the folds of their fat...one got 3 boots under her boob...

Whooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaa!

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh

Yeah yeaaaaaah!

Doiyooooooo!

I'm feeling fat AND sassy!

Do you want to go see a movie?

pickmepickmepickme coop with me
Oh wait, Tomb Raider sucks. Silly me. :3

A thought hit me, the guy in the last picture, reminds me of a Gaul from the adventures of Astrix and Obelix.

Also, Gabe Newell.

Those "security guards" are volunteers too...
WELP...TIME TO WORK AT THE AIRPORT!

Fatty, no more food for you.

Needs eyebleach! Or maybe that's why his eyes exploded...

@Frank:

Cover them with a blanket!

sadly there are blur screens added in otherwise we could see the naughty bits in details :). also the people who pick the people to go through the body scanners are douches and send fat people intentionally. it is terrible having to put your hands through a 300 lbs mans fat folds... i hate my job...

@Frank West: Maybe Santa will have a present for you this year...

http://www.joystiq.com/2010/11/30/fantastic-dead-rising-2-case-west-dlc-out-next-month/

That isn't Chun-li... her thighs are too thin... lol

Oh god, it broke my camera. How am I gonna cover wars now? How?

I hate buzzkills :C

everybody's at least a little samus under their clothes?

DING DONG! IM A SEXY BOY! DING DONG! DING DONG!

"I said no, no, no, no. I can't take it no more. I'm tired from waking up on the floor. No thank you please, it always make me sneeze, and it makes it hard to find the door." -Ringo Starr, No No Song.

...what? It was stuck in my head today.

you're implying an ugly fatass would EVER be selected for one of those "random selections."

Reminds me of a summer job I once had near the beach. For every girl like Chun Li or Cammy we had a Rufus. There were things man was not meant to see.

At first I thought Samus.

"everybody workin' for the weekend"

As funny as this is you sooner realize that his career is now over. the workers comp won't cover the life time of blindness and coping with the lack of sight.
That and the last thing he sees ever is fatman rolls.

They're made of metal, duh.

[url=#user_comment_49153]@SJTNK[/url] What are you talking about? I could care less about the size of Chun Li's legs. I am just confused as to why her bracelets CAN be seen on the naked-scanner.

Aw come on gentlemen, be courteous and polite, don't act like lonely sailors away from home for months. I mean, looking at those girls ample, soft, warm, sensuous thighs, legs and well rounded bosoms, their curved, hot writhing body..... *cough cough* sorry about that. *Take cold shower*

Heh, need to get a job at that airport while all the male characters are busy with summin.

He should be thankful that Poison isn't traveling.

i shouldnt have quoted that song, now i cant get it out of my head..

I think he brings up an excellent point. You shouldn't hate the body-scanners - you should POSE!

I think after the guards start refusing to watch the scans anymore, they'll go away.

Hurry up and disappear, Space Opera SYMPHONY!

That's right, behold my bodacious body, this buffet of manly perfection! Completely justifies these full body scanners don't it?

Oh hey Zangief, how's it goi-

A BEAR! Ohboyohboyohboyohboy!

OH SHI-!

this would be even more disturbing with the lube fighter guy from the new game... or Sakura

I don't think the Steam holiday sale is over yet - I think just the "Give & Get" portion is.

Why so serious?

[url=#user_comment_49158]@Lobster[/url] Obviously, they have no self-esteem/life to go out and get a girlfriend on their own so that way, they have to call shit. Sorry guys, but fapping can only take you so far in life.

You know what's really incredibly funny and hilarious? Saying that stuff is yours. That stuff just keeps getting funnier, even after what, how long?

You goddamn pack of seagulls.

You can send me a request at this name if you want to play tomb raider some time.

[url=#user_comment_49147]@Tim[/url]: What kind of sick man sends babies to internets?

I bought Tomb Raider (Aka Lara croft atGoL) in the pre-order.
When they finally release a patch with co-op, i can't find anyone in game.
-----FOREVER ALONE--------

Seriously, you guys are still unable to find porn in places that are not here? Are you quite sure you've... grasped the concept of the Internet...?

[url=#user_comment_49137]@Albion[/url]: Chun-Li's legs are bigger than Ken and Ryu's. You did know that, right?

[url=#user_comment_49127]@hurr[/url] He's still been doing that.

They do nothing!

Dem delicious hips :3

from the proportions here, her thights are quite a bit bigger than cammy's :3

Sooo... Chun-Li's bracelets are made of lead and flesh?

Ooooh,

You touched my ta-la-la

Thighs not thick enough on Chun-li.

So when are you gonna start drawing porn again?

excellent work on their lovely bodies jo :3

I love body scanning machines

He is the most powerful combatant!

AKUMA BEWARE! HE COMES FOR YOU!

YOU BROUGHT THIS UPON YOURSELF!

COMMENCE PSYCHOLOGICAL WARFARE!
BRING IN THE BIG BOMBS!

1st!!