Well, it didn't have "Superman" in the soundtrack.
Tim15
over 14 years ago
IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAND!!!
Frank West
over 14 years ago
@*Monocle Man*
No way pal, only one man's got the chutzpah to play Frank West in this comments, and it's me. And I will continue to do so until I get my recognition in a Nerf Now! comic!
Ataeru
over 14 years ago
man every game Tony Hawk game Wasteland and before were great. I miss those games... *leaves grave site*
TK
over 14 years ago
one of the photo notes has a good idea.
Modern warfare 2 with skates.
Mr. Al
over 14 years ago
[url=#user_comment_49759]@eh[/url]:
squeal? :3
Vetto
over 14 years ago
These games stopped being fun the moments they went for "realism" We loved Tony hawk game case they were unrealistic, nothing screamed fun like playing as Spiderman on the moon ramping up onto a rocket and grinding off into a black hole.
Eh
over 14 years ago
Everything is milked see Mario/COD/Halo/Sonic/Final Fantasy/Dead or Alive/anything that has a squeal lololololololololololol
Vegeta
over 14 years ago
I gief you mah thumbs up
I figure...
over 14 years ago
Early Tony Hawk games are good, because they are ridiculous, fun things that defy all laws of physics and have simple easy-to-learn, hard-to-master controls. As opposed to finickity controls with ridiuclous gimmicks that attempt to pander to realism; like nail the trick and that damn board.
AckAckAck
over 14 years ago
The thing is, early Tony Hawk games are good, but then they milk the cow until everyone getting sick of it. Then they think they can throw in gimmicky item to amped up dwindling sales.
It fail, and they throw Tony out.
Lobster
over 14 years ago
In one of the T.H.U.G. games, you get trapped inside a Russian TANK. A TANK. Go back to your roots, Tony. Your roots and also the tank.
Francis
over 14 years ago
I hate Skateboards
TheTwoTonHammer
over 14 years ago
Tony Hawk games like those two new pieces of garbage suck. Made even worse to the fact you cant use the controller at all. Just the damn board.
Anon
over 14 years ago
Ok, first time in a long while that I actually lol'ed at a nerfnow strip.
[url=#user_comment_49735]@j[/url]: No one cares if 13,000 juvenile twerps or 130,000 juvenile twerps bought it.
It was only bought by juvenile twerps.
pong
over 14 years ago
Why do you use "seen" and "seens" in place of "seems" in your description.
TO INDUCE NERD RAGE?
>_<
over 14 years ago
Seems like cloning Tony Hawk games wasnt as effective as cloning MW2, CoD, BF or whatever...
StarPilot
over 14 years ago
Well time to head back to LA and cause earthquakes by grinding rails in THPS3.
j
over 14 years ago
Well, it sold 114000 units, according to Kotaku. Not sure where 13000 came from.
Tkun
over 14 years ago
ATOMIC PIMP HAND!!!
Shaun White
over 14 years ago
HA! TAKE THAT TONY HAWK ONLY 1 PROFESSIONAL SKATER IN THIS GAMING WORLD! >=D
Corperate Moneybags
over 14 years ago
That's a good one Mr. Hawk. But in the business world, we don't crush scanners. Oh no, we crush windows. Allow me to demostrate. -action monocle-
Catalyst
over 14 years ago
Maybe that's why they got a snowboarder to be the face of a new skateboard game... aha! White is the new Hawk, apparently. That's the only logic I can draw from THAT decision.
Iwatchtelevision
over 14 years ago
Is that the hired friend of Rex from Generator Rex?
Larky
over 14 years ago
It's the defenestration of Tony Hawk!
DM1293
over 14 years ago
"So we made a game and we don't even have enough money to cover the resources required to make all those discs. FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"
*Monocle Man*
over 14 years ago
@Tony Hawk: I have the feeling you my sir, are the same that calls himself Frank West. And I also asume you like roll playing...
Dargshmargit
over 14 years ago
I wish I could "like" the photo note that says "Defenestrated." Props for vocabulary, Lamialily.
Ted
over 14 years ago
Wait, this game is out? I didn't even know it existed! I kind of pity Tony Hawk.
A Bag of Opinions
over 14 years ago
Wait a'minute!
Tony Hawk is still alive! :O
Lamialily
over 14 years ago
@Hipster Bastard:
The lolis shall inherit the earth.
Hipster Bastard
over 14 years ago
Didn't Recettear sell like 26000 copies the first month? Wow, can't believe that little indie game with literally no advertising budget outsold a big game with brand recognition like this one.
Barcode711
over 14 years ago
Kinda the same joke from Chainsawsuit a week or two ago..
AckAckAck
over 14 years ago
Poor poor Tony, he had to deal with failure on his own, but what can we say? family rule is strict and mistake that big can't go unnoticed.
Now, who's going to visit me next? *stroking cat* *Godfather theme song playing in the bacground*
Polini
over 14 years ago
Tony Hawk games turned to crap after #4.
Tony Hawk
over 14 years ago
I blame activision, because they didnt give me commercials with emineim or the rolling stones.
I SHOULD HAVE AT LEAST BEEN IN THE BLACK OPS COMMERCIAL RIDING MY SKATEBOARD SHOOTING PEOPLE, BUT NO THEY GIVE KOBE A ROLE
Brian
over 14 years ago
man, they should have just stopped making the games, THPS2 was the best game ever
RyderJ
over 14 years ago
He's fallen from higher before.
Look Alike
over 14 years ago
Doesn't he look like this guy?
http://www.dragoart.com/5/tutorials/2020/how-to-draw-ron-stoppable-from-kim-possible-tutorial-picture.jpg
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