While everybody waits, me and Daisy go to Nintendo for lawsuits every single time.
PointyKnives
about 14 years ago
[url=#user_comment_50045]@pong[/url]
That's the idea. Plumbers, and I've worked with them, make problems sound worse than they are so they can charge more.
This is why all my home improvement projects are DIY now.
Frank West
over 14 years ago
@Chuck Greene
YOU STAY THE HELL OUT OF MY TURF! You... you charleton!
pong
over 14 years ago
"The fitting itself is cracked!? This not be cheap fix..."
You on crack? Both metal or PVC, an elbow and two couplers will run you a whole 2-3 dollars. Maybe throw in two new plastic washers for good measure and another 20 cents. WOoaoaoaoaoah zomg.
Platypus
over 14 years ago
Her milkshake brings all the boys to her yard....
Chuck Greene
over 14 years ago
Katey would love that giant spiked turtle as a pet.
She's a princess who continually needs rescue from a castle full of lava, fire, magic beams, spike shelled turtles, deformed mushroom men, bottomless pits, and a dragon-god-king. Way too high maintenance, so have at it with your "MINE!" tags.
Cruel Armpit
over 14 years ago
Salem5 +1
ICanTrollToo!
over 14 years ago
Nobody hates you Software2, we knows this is as close as you'll ever get to a woman ... its almost cute.
Iceholder
over 14 years ago
[url=#user_comment_49973]@BarGamer[/url]: I think most of us have had that figured out for a while now.
And for those who didn't know, well, welcome to the internet!
Kyono
over 14 years ago
[url=#user_comment_49981]@Salem5[/url]: You read this comic. that goes without saying.
I kid, I kid.
Well she's out of season... so she can get fat for a bit before she gets in season again and has to fast?
Salem5
over 14 years ago
Mario actually doing his plumber job is the most perverted thing I have ever seen. And I have seen many perverted things...
DaffyDuck
over 14 years ago
It's Wabbit season!
Regal
over 14 years ago
Next season Bowser and Mario will be playing a game of Fat Princess.
Frank West
over 14 years ago
You know what I do when I'm not covering wars or fighting zombies? I like to relax and watch independant films, or go down and volunteer at the local pet shelter. I also enjoy browsing videogame webcomics and wondering why I'm not in more of them.
Heavy
over 14 years ago
[url=#user_comment_49948]@BallongFörsäljaren[/url], if all else fails, use hammer.
BarGamer
over 14 years ago
Haven't you guys figured it out by now? Princess Peach is playing both Bowser and Mario (and sometimes Luigi) off of each other. It's the biggest Bondage/Domination menage-a-troi in the history of video gaming.
SRG
over 14 years ago
Legendary MARIO! weird how close to the real mario jo's new version is. wonder how long this would last.
super robot ninja from the future
over 14 years ago
Does mario get paid for the rescues?
Hastur
over 14 years ago
Isn't that the Fallen Empires set logo on the top of the sign?
BallongFörsäljaren
over 14 years ago
Mario: Ok, so how did i do this againg?... Maybe i should just become a proffesional princess rescuer, i mean i got experience.
trololo
over 14 years ago
Pool's closed
Jake'm
over 14 years ago
Why does that sign make me think of "Duck Season! Wabbit Season!"?
[url=#user_comment_49934]@FTP[/url]: You're thinking of Birdo.
The Man
over 14 years ago
Who makes those signs?
I would Pay good money for a sign as fine as that.
FTP
over 14 years ago
Mario continues his job as actual plumber and princess peach works the "princess duties" (looking pretty, wanting more, singing musicals)... But I always thought Bowser would dress up fancy and hit the gay scene clubs.
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