Romance scenes or sex scenes? There's a very clear distinction.

Singapore..fooled by Fox News Mass Effect Alien Sex!
(banned temporarily)!
ALSO IN EMIRATES!
P.S- I am not in those countries!

@KA-derb: I kind of agree with this.

I think Kotaku put it best when they described video game sex scenes as "two mailboxes clanging against each other."

Kotor: implied kissing
Jade Empire: pre-rendered kissing

Its fucking RIDICULOUS.
They have no problems showing people being dismembered, blown up, decapitated in great detail, yet show a tad of vaginal vulva, and suddenly the WHOLE world gives a shit and 'RARARA THINK OF ZE CHILDREBN!'
Fucking Christfags

N1 Idea to have CS with Legion
That would totally take the cake, after the foursome in DA:O now a 1,185-some with Legion,Shepherd and EDI
.....
NIIICEEEEE

Applebees in SPACE.

i dont know why but dragon age 2 is best out of these also when you going back to tf2?

[url=#user_comment_57708]@AckAckAck[/url]: The reporter in question failed to properly research the sex scene or even the game at all. While I generally give FOX News slack as they are decent for most issues. I will say they should be smacked with a lemon wrapped around a large gold brick on this one.

So far the red-haired chick of NERF NOW!! had played this roles:
1.RED Engineer
2.BLU Engineer
3.Commander Shepherd
4.Just your average gamer

How many other roles she can play? Do you think she can be Hawke?

[url=#user_comment_57626]@pong[/url] Then cut most dialogues and let them do it naturally.

[url=#user_comment_57706]@Slaanesh[/url] Fox News, when sex scene with a blue alien is considered realistic, I don't know how realistic people in Fox office, maye they all aliens?

I remember Mass Effect being said to have the most realistic sex scene ever seen in video games by fox news.

Guess they've never been to Japan.

Bioware: Making your games sexier with each new version: You're DOING IT WRONG!

I love you, Frank West xD

Just played through ME2 again, to make my import character for ME3. After playing it so many times, my favorite part of the game is going to the citadel and getting all the endorsement discounts at once. It's funny that the paragon choice is whoring shep out.

Mass effect 3 going to have Shepard stabbing garrus in the face with her bee wang? So all this going back to the final part in the first game where you talk him into blowing his brains out.

Best way to avoid stupid people claiming anything. I should've stuck a label on that ass sooner!

@El Lupe: Wayne Rooney's smarter than you!

I'm Commander Shepard, and these are my favorite whores on the internet!

I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite flower on Nerfnow.

Even Tali got her mask off!

Don't you ever get tired of complaining?

@Cruel Armpit: Alistair is doofus. He stumbles through the romance like cat trying to rein in a hummingbird. But it's still a cute relationship and he plays the awkward suitor fairly well. I still prefer Leliana as a romance partner, being pretty and talented and someone I'd actually romance.

I got some sexy time with Morrigan even though I did the morally correct thing on my opinion and she most of the time agreed with it.

Just because I'm against mage slavery and against spreading your religion through force leliana hated the shit out of me.

Guys, try playing the first DA as a female. Don't flirt with Alistair (but don't be a dick, or, well, cunt to him either) and just wait for him to make his move (pre-Landsmeet-ish). His pick-up dialogue was one of the best flirts I have seen in my entire life, the guy should write a frikkin guide.

Would be good to have some small cut-scenes based on your renegade/paragon levels. Love interest walks past shep, if renegade is high enough shep pinches them (keepin' it PG so it doesn't get binned by bioware right away :P)

I have a feeling the backlash from ME1s romance scene is what caused all these lackluster scenes thereafter in Bioware games. Because I don't think any of Biowares games have had more "exposure" than your average scene in any movie really..

Reminded me of Conker Bad Fur Day
Not (sure if) Safe for Work
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPGD_PzXq28&t=2m52s

I miss the boobies...

That's right, pollinate that flower!

[url=#user_comment_57632]@Verbatim[/url]: Oh get on with it, Plod!

@Dead Herald

And who do you think you are? Bleedin' Action Man?

@Liro Raeriyo: Ugh, and you never even got to Fleshpounds. Sounds like the people you're playing with are pathetic, like a bunch of bloody Millwall fans.

Killing Floor in a nutshell
First wave select class, kill end
buy stuff
second wave kill stuff end
buy stuff
3rd wave kill stuff end
buy stuff
4th wave kill stuff end
buy stuff
5th wave kill stuff end
buy stuff
6th wave someone pisses off a scrake and everyone dies
gameover

[url=#user_comment_57613]@AckAckAck[/url] In their defense, it is hard to make sensual dialogue feel organic when there is a long pause for you to decide your response.

"Also, random sex scene out of nowhere = romance."

Don't forget that after sex they have one set of dialogue with you afterward for the rest of the game.

Look on the bright side, it will never reach JRPG's never of chasity which is terrifying.

[url=#user_comment_57599]@Foxy[/url]: She'll tool you up just right.

[url=#user_comment_57615]@newbonomicon[/url]: Somehow I just can't see Captain Sir Richard Wiggins sporting a huge set of knockers. Ok, I'll be honest, I drew a girl in KF with a rocket launcher once, but only because it was an actual girl playing KF, with a rocket launcher.

I'm more concerned with the fact that DA2 isn't very good.

Also, random sex scene out of nowhere = romance.

They do have parents watching over their shoulder. Not theirs but everyone elses it seems.

giggity

@dead herald: And team fortress 2 is just swarming with female characters, eh?

Hell, if you try hard enough with proper camera-angling you can still see through the clothing of morrigan and see her topless.

Either way.. I'm not sure why it's bioware that gets the flak when there were other EA games that showed topless women without so much of a word from the haters.

small talks, and then they doing it, slowly of course, started with some kissing, fondling and so on and so on.

Oh and I saw the DA2 demo pic, big boobs for everygirls!

I remember one of the early previews or interviews for DA:O mentioned there would be full-blown nudity and, as far as I know, sex. Then there was the whole thing about beastiality being in DA:O because one of the "surprise me" options had a goat in a brothel as a joke that people took out of hand.

I saw the sex scene in ME in youtube, tbh, It doesn't even look that romantic, it's like:

[flat tone]Hi, I love you, I'm want to do it, let's fuck.[/flat tone]

[flat tone]Sure, let's go fuck[/flat tone]

Me: *not amused*

Why don't they make it romantic, y'know, sitting together, (contd')

i heard porn is used for that.

@dead herald

but i like the double entendres!

especially the big ones, don't you?

[url=#user_comment_57561]@DiegoTan[/url]: Also the first thing every KF player gets sick of is The Trader's cheesy double entendres.

[url=#user_comment_57561]@DiegoTan[/url]: Killing Floor you and five cockney wankers with guns against the hordes of scientific mishap. However KF would not work for this comic. Only 3 females, 2 are ugly as hell and the other is invisible.

All of this is just "mine" central.

Personally, found all the romance in Bioware games you mentioned very poor. Flat out strike me as a hook to get certain individuals to buy the game and nothing more. Why I avoid them and focus on the better quality things the games offer.

hey for the record your the in your comment is Tthe lol just wanted you to know

So when do we get to the "ew girls have cooties" phase?

[url=#user_comment_57569]@Killer[/url]: here's a good article about it from around when it happened, http://arstechnica.com/gaming/news/2008/01/fox-news-follows-mass-effect-bashing-with-some-of-its-own.ars

Can some one explain me about this "escandal"?

@Frank West: Wink!

Also, it's still nice to see Bioware doing their thang.

Thats what happens when you get targeted by the media. Things gets dialed down for the sake of survival.

They can keep it that way for all I care.
The intimacy is all I need.

Man, I would cover that Blue Alien Chick like some kinda war!

If you know what I mean.

Yay! Mass Effect strip, finnaly! I tottaly agree, someone should sent this to BioWare! Jo, you ever played Killing Floor? If not, you must! If you didn't, do it so!

nice

Holy crap!! FIRS... Nah, I can't do it.
Remove Scandal! Nobody thinks of kids.