What people are saying about "Bizarro Mass Effect"
Bizarro Mass Effect
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Juni
almost 13 years ago
If shepard looked just a little less ridiculous, I'd play it.
Sjcodan
almost 13 years ago
[url=#user_comment_119338]@Ninj77[/url]: thats not her breast, baka looks like a big zipper
Blu Mage
almost 13 years ago
@ the original [url=#user_comment_119303]"@EagleEye935[/url]" Read berserk...and SHUT THE F**K UP!
An Onymous
almost 13 years ago
haha, they live in a square world.
Kogashi
almost 13 years ago
I think in Bizarro World, Mass Effect is made by the Japanese company Alicesoft where it's a turn based galactic strategy game known for causing people to pull their hair out at how difficult it is to get certain characters, the story is alright, and sex scenes while censored are shown but that's me
spazhero
almost 13 years ago
meanwhile in minecraft...
steve:" huh minneral scanners? i'll be sure to give them my dimonds
RedShocktrooper
almost 13 years ago
I wonder what some other Bizzaro Games would be.

Bizzaro Call of Duty is ARMA; Bizzaro Battlefield doesn't have teamplay on paper but everyone coordinates anyway and vehicles are overlooked; Bizzaro Command & Conquer is a deep geopolitical simulation, whereas SuperPower is a regular RTS.
Ninj77
almost 13 years ago
Those pointy brick breasts are gonna give me nightmares!!!
Bob
almost 13 years ago
Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezus
Brandorr
almost 13 years ago
does tali ever shut up in the bizzaro dimension?
usbfridge
almost 13 years ago
Read Shepard's voice as the guy who voices sonic the hedgehog. Get me here?
penguin71
almost 13 years ago
Enter indecisive, ignorant protagonist here. Cue the tsunderes, yanderes, and mandatory childhood friend.
Birthday Boy
almost 13 years ago
"Meanwhile, in the _the_ bizarro dimension" D:
Sjcodan
almost 13 years ago
Is that shep female? I mean, this IS bizzaro ME3
@@EagleEye935
almost 13 years ago
No, man, quit trollin
@EagleEye935
almost 13 years ago
Mangas suck shit.
T209
almost 13 years ago
[url=#user_comment_119293]@tim[/url]: Bizarro as in Reverse to WRPG Mass Effect 2 (Which is now JRPG)
Rerira, the guy from the internet
almost 13 years ago
-Ignored-
So does anyone know a good screen recording program?
EagleEye935
almost 13 years ago
You should start a manga series, Jo. Your magnificent artistic abilities and impressive arcs would make an astounding manga. Btw, if I am sounding like a kiss-ass, screw you!
zeropromeba
almost 13 years ago
oh man. this could be a great mini series. hopefully we will see more of shepard kun and miranda chan.
shit i´d pay for that DLC any day of the week. twice on weekend
erthkwake
almost 13 years ago
This would make a good comedy anime or manga.
tim
almost 13 years ago
This is clearly the 'anime' universe, not 'bizzaro'. Well done.
john
almost 13 years ago
http://www.freedrive.com/user/22d9c3f78c554cbe2403020535ddc85c
Severn
almost 13 years ago
The world should be flat in bizzaro dimension. Just like everything 2D.
Dragon
almost 13 years ago
@Blu Mage:

Oh right....how stupid could I be. Someone hit me.
jso
almost 13 years ago
horay for jrpgs being dead
Feud
almost 13 years ago
Beach DLC actually sounds interesting and I like this Miranda more, maybe I'd trade ME for bizarro ME.
DracoS
almost 13 years ago
Only in the Bizarro World are Mineral Scanning and Miranda fun.
isaac
almost 13 years ago
So if its opposite...then it must suck
Rerira, the guy from the internet
almost 13 years ago
[url=#user_comment_119245]@Westerner[/url]: No no, they absolutely dont. Not always....
Hydra
almost 13 years ago
So if this is Bizzaro Mass Effect...

Are the Reapers all friendly, the Krogan a bunch of wimps, and the Turians not a bunch of space Romans?
Would it even still be Mass Effect at all?
Jesus
almost 13 years ago
why is a cube the opposite of a sphere?

:D
paranoid
almost 13 years ago
mass effect has been following me all day today, at work, its the first game steam opened up too, and now nerfnow too

I think its telling me to speedrun another charecter thru 1 and 2 in time for 3...

I must go, my planet needs me.
Meh
almost 13 years ago
Shepardo-kun... the green hair just crowns it. Poor Miranda lost her assets and her dignity.
oniichans
almost 13 years ago
POMF
wah
what are we going to do in the mako?
Bindal
almost 13 years ago
[url=#user_comment_119168]@Nerd[/url]: It's "Bizarro Dimension", not "Mirror Dimension"
Westerner
almost 13 years ago
Animes ruin everything.
To
almost 13 years ago
The beach dlc must have the jewel swimsuit from DOA as an add on.

Yes an addon fr a dlc.
Tk
almost 13 years ago
With thepunchlineismachismo having the bishounen virus, did nier replicant come here too?!

DDT
almost 13 years ago
Ah, the bizarro dimension. Where people gleefully take exploration cruises in the mako and scan planets for minerals all day, salarians are a warrior race that need to be contained by krogan scientists, the geth are being attacked by the reapers with support from the humans, and no one dates garrus.
LaserShark
almost 13 years ago
Could be worse. Could be tsundere Krogans.

"D-don't get the wrong idea! Just because I slaughtered those twelve guys sent to kill you doesn't mean I did it for YOU! I just... I didn't like their hats and they needed to die! That's all! Don't go thinking there's any special meaning behind it!
JackTheManiac
almost 13 years ago
I actually HAD a nosebless while reading last panel. Coincidence? It didn't spray out like a firehose, thoguh.
The Awesome Racoon
almost 13 years ago
FRIEND ZONED!
Blu Mage
almost 13 years ago
[url=#user_comment_119202]@Dragon[/url] Boa hancock http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMdrxQldbww
Z
almost 13 years ago
Rediculas Hair Color and Large Sword, Could be Bleach or FF7. Alas. Miranda lacks either distinguishing characteristic from Orihime or Tifa. So. Either or.
Dragon
almost 13 years ago
@Blu Mage:

I dont actually think anyone has outright hit on Luffy, but feel free to prove me wrong.
Daniel
almost 13 years ago
BWAHAHAHAHA - this is so true, JRPG protagonists act like oblivious douches while girls throw their vaginas at them.
Daedalus
almost 13 years ago
Yeahno.
Anon
almost 13 years ago
Hm. Well, if this is the alternate universe, then Shepard is either chaste or straight.
Abrahammer
almost 13 years ago
Twice the fun!
That means the fun has been doubled!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lowij-5Q5Xg
Blu Mage
almost 13 years ago
[url=#user_comment_119183]@Nanoth[/url] you saw nothing! Anyway I'm sorry but no anime guy is that oblivious only cloud strife(TIFA'S RIGHT THERE AND HINTING HEAVILY!!) and guys like goku or luffy who are focused on something else. Also Jo High school of the dead Beach OVA.....it's a must watch.
Blu Mage
almost 13 years ago
shouldn't Miranda(-chan) be an alien with a near unpronounceable name and be in the place of Tali since this is opposite world?? just saying
MadGoat
almost 13 years ago
I'm lookin forward to the beach DLC... once u make tali's loyalty mission u unlock the elementary school suimsuit for her *¬*
Nanoth
almost 13 years ago
@Blu Mage.
There is no l there. Its Beach. As in Sand, Surf and Bikinis...
Random user #34634
almost 13 years ago
Poor girl got friend zoned.
Dominic
almost 13 years ago
I never asked for this.
Nerd
almost 13 years ago
No! The opposite 3D shape to a sphere is a 4-sided pyramid!
AEIOU
almost 13 years ago
we already have a bizarro Mass Effect. It's called Star Ocean.
Kazmohdim
almost 13 years ago
im actually on my first playthrough on ME2. I got my eyes on Tali XD

But then Liara which I romanced from ME1 latched onto my face when I met her on Illium. And Tali watched the whole thing. Talk about awkward. XD
Edd
almost 13 years ago
This is what you get when you asked for more RPG elements in ME2. Now Shepard has the goofy hair, a huge sword and angsty romance.
Are you RPG crybabies happy now?!?
THE FALLEN F0X
almost 13 years ago
Does minecraft take place in the bizarro dimension?
Sasha Nekosune
almost 13 years ago
oh gawd. what have you done?
Watashiwa
almost 13 years ago
So, in this bizarro dimension, Dragon Age was actually worthwhile, and it's Mass Effect that's the raging disappointment?
Andrew Hall
almost 13 years ago
I really ought to play the Mass Effect games. I'm just too worried I'd fall in love with my FemShep and vanish into the screen like in Tron.
Xeivous
almost 13 years ago
*puts gun to head*
yup
almost 13 years ago
Now I cant help thinking you play sim social
Triv
almost 13 years ago
This is the first time ive ever seen miranda flat chested o.O
Robb
almost 13 years ago
Shooter dating sim game with cute girls, good idea.
Red Herring Hawks
almost 13 years ago
Meanwhile, Bizarro Japan continues to put out an endless stream of gritty fantasy turn-based shooters of increasing blandness. Come on guys, take a cue from the Western developers and put out some modern setting first person hack-em-ups already!
yos
almost 13 years ago
http://www.awkwardzombie.com/ the bizzaro world is the only place where people like Miranda.
Ok, I will troll now, since you recomended it.
almost 13 years ago
That Miranda is missing about two and a half feet of chin.

I think I would have used an overdressed Jack in Bizarro world, but it's still funny.
D4rkLigh7
almost 13 years ago
God damn you, that Miranda is way too cute!
Hei Black
almost 13 years ago
*Silent Stoic Gaze*
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BOOM!*Head Asplodes*
wkz
almost 13 years ago
[url=#user_comment_119101]@Keradi01[/url]: Its a future epic, JRPG style. So that sword is a huge hunk of metal surrounded by glowing mass effect which you can insert specific mass nodes to give status such as "flaming", "black hole" and such. Oh, and the best and only way to use that sword is still "apply sword to head" x 100.
Truth
almost 13 years ago
In a Bizarro dimension, Bioware would still be good.
Keradi01
almost 13 years ago
Shouldn't Shepard-kun have a gunblade?
Flabbergasterisk
almost 13 years ago
Don't worry Miranda, the Bizarro Hanar know what a girl needs.
Deject
almost 13 years ago
@Savasaan Todaro: Drawn too well. She doesn't resemble Michael Jackson.
Derp so hard
almost 13 years ago
Bleach DLC?
almost 13 years ago
Miranda was drawn very well. Shepard-kun was lackluster.
Sauce
almost 13 years ago
Miranda-chan is not white haired enough.
x
almost 13 years ago
People won't understand unless they know the stereotypes of Western and Eastern RPGs.
Kawaii~desuruu UGUU
almost 13 years ago
"OO SHEPARDO-KUN, STOPIDU DOING DATT, UGU~!"
"No, Miran-da - Chan, I Will Make You Happy! HAI!!"
"BUTO SHEPARDO-KUN~, YOU'RE MINARU SCANNING~U!"
"HAI!! Miran-da - Chan, It Is TWICE FUN!!"

That's what it would be like.
NOW MAKE IT SO, JO
Lansan1ty
almost 13 years ago
Bizarro land indeed. Miranda isn't Moé at all.
poo-face
almost 13 years ago
Okay.
Chaki
almost 13 years ago
wait? what!