Nice Black Hole reference : P and so true! :P

change DLC to STOCKPHOTO

Because as we all know, dlc always costs money.

Not gonna buy this game if I have to keep buying all its DLC.

If I know DLC well enough you'll have to pay for each individual part of her face.
Want to see her eyes? Get the eyes DLC.
Curious about her mouth? Buy the mouth DLC.
Etc etc.
Don't worry, they'll be available on day one on Origin for 4.99 each and on the pirate bay for free.

[url=#user_comment_120565]@EltonBM[/url]: We can already see Quarian two eyes and a nose clearly through the mask, since ME1. And in ME2 Tali kisses Shepard, so it's confirmed she has a mouth as well. Aliens being antropomorphic is a nod to Star Trek, which ME universe emulates in many aspects.

Funny as it is, it is kind of disappointing to see a lot of comments condemning DLC, period. There is nothing actually wrong with DLC. There IS something wrong with the way its being used right now by a lot of companies, but DLC itself? Shockingly, not inherently evil!

[url=#user_comment_120496]@dbushik[/url] It's not CE content if you can buy it outside of CE

Since every single alien in our group is anthropomorphic, she will probably have two eyes, one mouth, a nose or a thing that look like one and be pale, maybe.
But I would like to see something with 7 to 9 eyes, no mouth, just some weird opens: If you are an alien race, please BE ALIEN!

DLC. Kill it. KILL IT WITH FIRE!

I see someone else caught on to the Zalgo reference.

Is it okay for them to have extra content in the collector's editions of games? That's what ME3 day 1 DLC is, and you're just being giving the opportunity to buy it separate from the CE. This comic is funny, but the hysteria on the internets not so much.

I claim this post in the name of the New Lunar Republic!

I find this overblown view of things. As has ANYONE here on nerf now finished the game? and confirm from the ashes is something missing from the narrative

sometimes all this dlc crap reminds me of those comics where someone keeps pushing dimes into an arcade machine to play, only that he died already by the time his hand reaches the controls.

Afaik a bad ending is just as much a ending as a good one, some great rpgs had bad endings like Xenosaga.

[url=#user_comment_120375]@Passerby[/url]: Good point, I forgot about that comic.

However the DLC crap they did with FF13-2 however is stuff people should get up in arms about, They released an unfinished game that didn't even have an ending. You need DLC for everything pretty much.

Also I like that they are including most of the DLC as free stuff you get if you buy action figures or art books. That way the only people that need to worry about them are the Hardcore fans who would buy that stuff anyway.

Guns and costumes as day one DLC and later editions are perfect

They don't change the story so if you are only in it for the story you don't need them. They have little impact on gameplay so if you are in it for that you don't need them.

This is mostly the kind of reaction I'd expect if the pyro was ever demasked...only with pure dread leaking out intead of DLC and Engie would also be on fire.

DLC and those DLC making greedy corporation mind should be condemned and put to infernal fire. And those supporting such policies and heckling those who voice opposition, should be condemned too.

[url=#user_comment_120349]@Toothball[/url]: If you knew your Nerfnow, you'd realize Master Chief is Luigi's real job.

this is clever ahahahah. i enjoy it.

and how has someone NOT made a reference to the fact that this comic basicly says this is the true face of greedy corporations?

i haven't played ME 1 2 or 3! this comic has no meaning to ME!

now i shall go pirate some puns! all to make you groan in agonizing fun! for me that is!

I still like to imagine Wrex's face being there and then the "WREX?!" "Shepard." exchange happening. :)

Someone gimme a holler when there's less girl-on-girl, lol. I can't believe I'm saying this, but I'm actually getting sick of lesbians all over the place lol

Not just here. EVERYWHERE.

No, if you remove Tali's helmet there's another, sightly smaller helmet!

Tali is like Master Chief. If she took off her helmet, it would be you underneath.

DLC should add hours of gameplay not alternate ... outfits ..
Skins/nu... er yeah/HD textures/outfits should be left for modders :\

SPOILER:
they will never reveal Tali's face, EVER

Again. Mass Effect. Suck.

Omg i can see into forever

Being a pirate is alright with me~

I read that Bioware confirmed they will not be showing Tali's face... "yet"

So it probably will be a DLC ><

I DEMAND YOU TO MAKE A COMIC WITH GARRUS IN IT DO IT NOW!

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[url=#user_comment_120264]@HitBoxMaster[/url] A wise man once said. YO HO, YO HO! A BOTTLE OF RUM FER ME AS WE GO A PIRATING DOWN THE HIGH SPEED SEA!

Katawa-Shepard

AND I JIZZED IN MY PANTS.

Those who complained about the Day 1 DLC would probably buy this for the same price...

I would so buy it.

You'd buy official sex DLC. Don't deny it!

Talithulu?

For she is the abyss that if you gaze too long at gazes into you.

I like you mister Ace. I shall call you my deckhand in the awesomeness that is The Pirate Bay and Torrentz.eu

Okay, now it's official: Spy is stealing all the noses in NerfNOW!!
Even Tali's!

YOU CANNOT GRASP HER TRUE FORM!

Tali's Face DLC - $10.00

Within hours it makes an estimated 10 million U.S dollars.

DLC
Everything that is wrong with gaming today

There is only one solution:
Yaaaaaaaaaar Me need a parrot for me wooden leg

First I guess.

DLC face, huh? You can see eyes behind the mask if you look close enough.