Not gonna buy this game if I have to keep buying all its DLC.
Nate
over 13 years ago
If I know DLC well enough you'll have to pay for each individual part of her face.
Want to see her eyes? Get the eyes DLC.
Curious about her mouth? Buy the mouth DLC.
Etc etc.
Don't worry, they'll be available on day one on Origin for 4.99 each and on the pirate bay for free.
Sup
over 13 years ago
[url=#user_comment_120565]@EltonBM[/url]:
We can already see Quarian two eyes and a nose clearly through the mask, since ME1. And in ME2 Tali kisses Shepard, so it's confirmed she has a mouth as well.
Aliens being antropomorphic is a nod to Star Trek, which ME universe emulates in many aspects.
AndrewRogue
over 13 years ago
Funny as it is, it is kind of disappointing to see a lot of comments condemning DLC, period. There is nothing actually wrong with DLC. There IS something wrong with the way its being used right now by a lot of companies, but DLC itself? Shockingly, not inherently evil!
PT
over 13 years ago
[url=#user_comment_120496]@dbushik[/url]
It's not CE content if you can buy it outside of CE
EltonBM
over 13 years ago
Since every single alien in our group is anthropomorphic, she will probably have two eyes, one mouth, a nose or a thing that look like one and be pale, maybe.
But I would like to see something with 7 to 9 eyes, no mouth, just some weird opens: If you are an alien race, please BE ALIEN!
Serathis
over 13 years ago
DLC. Kill it. KILL IT WITH FIRE!
Ryman
over 13 years ago
I see someone else caught on to the Zalgo reference.
dbushik
over 13 years ago
Is it okay for them to have extra content in the collector's editions of games? That's what ME3 day 1 DLC is, and you're just being giving the opportunity to buy it separate from the CE. This comic is funny, but the hysteria on the internets not so much.
Dusk Dash
over 13 years ago
I claim this post in the name of the New Lunar Republic!
Blu Mage
over 13 years ago
I find this overblown view of things. As has ANYONE here on nerf now finished the game? and confirm from the ashes is something missing from the narrative
2033
over 13 years ago
sometimes all this dlc crap reminds me of those comics where someone keeps pushing dimes into an arcade machine to play, only that he died already by the time his hand reaches the controls.
Zeal
over 13 years ago
Afaik a bad ending is just as much a ending as a good one, some great rpgs had bad endings like Xenosaga.
Toothball
over 13 years ago
[url=#user_comment_120375]@Passerby[/url]:
Good point, I forgot about that comic.
Very Mad
over 13 years ago
However the DLC crap they did with FF13-2 however is stuff people should get up in arms about, They released an unfinished game that didn't even have an ending. You need DLC for everything pretty much.
Why Mad
over 13 years ago
Also I like that they are including most of the DLC as free stuff you get if you buy action figures or art books. That way the only people that need to worry about them are the Hardcore fans who would buy that stuff anyway.
Why Mad
over 13 years ago
Guns and costumes as day one DLC and later editions are perfect
They don't change the story so if you are only in it for the story you don't need them. They have little impact on gameplay so if you are in it for that you don't need them.
BLU Scout
over 13 years ago
This is mostly the kind of reaction I'd expect if the pyro was ever demasked...only with pure dread leaking out intead of DLC and Engie would also be on fire.
Lunaluxlepus
over 13 years ago
DLC and those DLC making greedy corporation mind should be condemned and put to infernal fire. And those supporting such policies and heckling those who voice opposition, should be condemned too.
Passerby
over 13 years ago
[url=#user_comment_120349]@Toothball[/url]:
If you knew your Nerfnow, you'd realize Master Chief is Luigi's real job.
TENAXIS
over 13 years ago
this is clever ahahahah. i enjoy it.
Liro Raeriyo
over 13 years ago
and how has someone NOT made a reference to the fact that this comic basicly says this is the true face of greedy corporations?
Liro Raeriyo
over 13 years ago
i haven't played ME 1 2 or 3! this comic has no meaning to ME!
now i shall go pirate some puns! all to make you groan in agonizing fun! for me that is!
Shadow12000
over 13 years ago
I still like to imagine Wrex's face being there and then the "WREX?!" "Shepard." exchange happening. :)
SomehowTiredOfLesbians
over 13 years ago
Someone gimme a holler when there's less girl-on-girl, lol. I can't believe I'm saying this, but I'm actually getting sick of lesbians all over the place lol
Not just here. EVERYWHERE.
Deltalon
over 13 years ago
No, if you remove Tali's helmet there's another, sightly smaller helmet!
Toothball
over 13 years ago
Tali is like Master Chief. If she took off her helmet, it would be you underneath.
Meh
over 13 years ago
DLC should add hours of gameplay not alternate ... outfits ..
Skins/nu... er yeah/HD textures/outfits should be left for modders :\
anon
over 13 years ago
SPOILER:
they will never reveal Tali's face, EVER
Bob
over 13 years ago
Again. Mass Effect. Suck.
DLC
over 13 years ago
Omg i can see into forever
Sjcodan
over 13 years ago
Being a pirate is alright with me~
Kazmohdim
over 13 years ago
I read that Bioware confirmed they will not be showing Tali's face... "yet"
So it probably will be a DLC ><
TheKusa
over 13 years ago
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