What people are saying about "Pie Chart"
Pie Chart
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Tyler
over 12 years ago
Funny. I have to say though the Hollywood Actor voices are worth every penny.
Hiicantpk
over 12 years ago
The missing Pie chart for "Blizzard games" is 80% Delaying the release, 15% Advertising in Korea, 5% everything else.
Sam N
over 12 years ago
but by god the damn panty texture is spot on every time
Truth
over 12 years ago
And yes TL2 > Sex ofc
Truth
over 12 years ago
TL2 > Path of Exile > Everything else in the whole universe > D3
ARPG
over 12 years ago
Check out this game. Its like the real diablo 3.. !! http://www.pathofexile.com/
chemio
over 12 years ago
for a japanese rpg it would be more like half the chart on boob physics
Piccolo
over 12 years ago
You just missed your chance Jo.
Ninj77
over 12 years ago
Mmmh...I'm still not convinced about the Indie chart. I think it should be 50% coffee - 50% caffeine sodas.
dragonkingofthestars
over 12 years ago
i request more TF2 story comics, much like the first strips you first posted.
The Hedgehog
over 12 years ago
You need a pie chart for the people who pirate the games.
bobby cuntick
over 12 years ago
you ned to change AAA for 70% advertisement, 5% innovation 25 GRAFIXH
252
over 12 years ago
more like coCKmix amirite?
RedMattis
over 12 years ago
[url=#user_comment_145184]@MeowMix[/url] Food is covered by the salaries, a small insignificant part of the "Anything Else" part of the AAA-title pie chart. JRPG developers eat panties.
jso
over 12 years ago
no complaints here. grats on a successful pie chart comic
Missile Pony
over 12 years ago
The "Advertisement" and "Hollywood Voice Actors" slices of the first chart are too small.
Ninj77
over 12 years ago
@Again again:

Totally agree. Most of the times Jo usually draws characters discussing these type of topics. But whenever he gets busy (a more polite term rather than "lazy") -Bham- normal charts come out! Maybe he got bit by the summer vacation bug??
MeowMix
over 12 years ago
Apparently AAA developers and JRPG developers don't need to eat.
Again again
over 12 years ago
I enjoy Nerfnow, but when I see this comic..
Three flat, uninteresting circles.
Three old, tired, recycled jokes.
I get the feeling he wanted the title to be 'Fuck it.'
Deathwings
over 12 years ago
I would have though that the panties textures would cover about half of the budget rather then a mere third. XD
gimmethegepgun
over 12 years ago
@Stop It: Speaking of nerd rage...
Stop It
over 12 years ago
All these "you forgot" posts are fucking stupid, and you guys should stop. None of you are very good at comedy or even posting something that really applies or isn't nerd rage.
The Wizard That Didn't Do It
over 12 years ago
You forgot the tiny sliver spent on VA's. (Since they're terrible)
usbfridge
over 12 years ago
Coffee and Instant Noodles need to be combined, and the other half should be pixelation of graphics.
Booze Zombie
over 12 years ago
We've missed bargain store breakfast bars from the indie game funding list. Also, clothes, shoes and petrol.
Passerby
over 12 years ago
In the JRPG, you forgot the belt buckle design.
Whyareyoureadingthis?
over 12 years ago
MMM...Pie
AEIOU
over 12 years ago
Should try making a pie chart for F2P games
Rincewind
over 12 years ago
Yeay for Japanese RPGs!!! =D
Meh
over 12 years ago
The indie chart probably should have "coffee/coke" and "Instant noodles/Pizza" for a balanced diet.
Dook
over 12 years ago
Do one for prices.
Example: in AAA game you pay full 100 % for the main game but only 60 % of that actually pays for the game, whereas 40 % pays for DLCs that are actually chopped off bits of the main game.
Okay, that would be tricky to put in a pie chart.
Yea
over 12 years ago
Seems legit.
Okay.
over 12 years ago
For a moment I thought I was in a Walmart.
I saw the same old tired jokes, but stuffed into a triple pack.
LockeZ
over 12 years ago
Nerf Now: a subsidiary of XKCD.
Sabre_Justice
over 12 years ago
[url=#user_comment_145131]@Tkun[/url]: Drugs. Duh.
Bravetriforcer
over 12 years ago
[url=#user_comment_145155]@Jaybonaut[/url]: Even more money for the advertising budget!
Jaybonaut
over 12 years ago
Errr pretty sure the Unreal Engine cost is negligible in the grand scheme of things.
dudesweet
over 12 years ago
[url=#user_comment_145127]@Midou[/url]: as a frustrated indie gamedev, i disagree. It's not funny, because it's too true.
Nauk
over 12 years ago
Anything Else = Large quantities of brown.
Niggerdicks
over 12 years ago
@Dr. Robotnik
It is until you actually sell or corporately use something made with it. Then you have to get a license. They end up getting 25% of all profits after a certain amount I think.
Dr. Robotnik
over 12 years ago
I thought the Unreal engine was available for free?
=|
over 12 years ago
Steam Sale on mah instant noodles and coffee!
kiba
over 12 years ago
last time I played a JRPG there wasn't a whole lot of gratuitous tata shots, or panty shots, most of the time I see that out of american made games more then anything else
Katarn
over 12 years ago
Tribes Ascend just fit on AAA but without advertisement.
Your Name
over 12 years ago
@That Mask wearin' Fella: Actually even porn games have fairly good hair rendering, better than most games.

It's just they lack good physics for everything but the breasts. So you'll see hair clipping through their neck sometimes.
That Mask wearin' Fella
over 12 years ago
decrease hair rendering if it's a porn game!
Mac
over 12 years ago
Nerfnow: Now with 100% less Engie!
keradi01
over 12 years ago
Usually I hate it when people put up stuff like this... but I really do agree on the AAA title chart. Also the Indie game one is likely to be very accurate as well.
DK
over 12 years ago
Oh look, it's this thread agai-wait, I'm not on 4chan.
Andrew Hall
over 12 years ago
I beg your pardon, my indie game is clearly fueled by soda and pretzels.
KWilson
over 12 years ago
[url=#user_comment_145131]@Tkun[/url]: Also, how about the madmen at FROM software?
Patroclo
over 12 years ago
Troll NOW!! button lol
Tkun
over 12 years ago
Okay, now what do the guys at Nippon Ichi do with the money?
Daniel
over 12 years ago
They forgot the part where the JRPG people write a hero who is an oblivious loser or jerkass while girls throw their vaginas at him.
Masterluigi452
over 12 years ago
Words cannot express how accurate this chart is...
Midou
over 12 years ago
Too funny because it's too true.
441
over 12 years ago
And "anything else" means "mud, to splatter all over the scenario".
markcocjin
over 12 years ago
Valve games:

100% went into the money swimming pool.

Because we all know Steam revenue and Source Engine Game microtransactions actually pay for any game Valve makes and what we paid for a Valve game does not even cover the cafeteria costs.
x
over 12 years ago
And that's why I like JRPGs
TheBaron87
over 12 years ago
Haha, "anything else." Good one.
TheKusa
over 12 years ago
Haha! got the Title boyooo!
SirTyler
over 12 years ago
You forgot the "unmentionables" section of Indie Games.
RageyMcRage
over 12 years ago
It's funny, because it's probably true.
Hyolia
over 12 years ago
Yeah, that's about right.