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I Hate The Cold
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The Everything,man
over 12 years ago
@poster #1324139498472846: O.M.G you like Jack Skellington two... my mother loves the film!
poster #1324139498472846
over 12 years ago
the number one best Santa is jack skelington
The Everything,man
over 12 years ago
Man I love girls.. I DO, I always image'n all of the hottest girls in the world, From Morrigan Aensland to the sweet and shy Negima girl Nodoka!

But I wounder if there is any other girls hotter than Morrigan... Probably not.

Take care and take a look at some sweet sweet chicks out there!
BRBRBR HUEHUEHUE
over 12 years ago
Northern regions are equatorial. Hot and wet.
Central regions are tropical. Rarely go under 10°C.
Southern regios are usually cold. Some cities near Uruguay can even have a day or two of snow. But it's just a thin layer, so don't expect snowball wars.
Thorgold
over 12 years ago
Does it really get that cold in Brazil? Sure, southern Brazil is pretty far down in latitude, but I thought that the majority of the country was semi-tropical?
Jaksteriu
over 12 years ago
It's no winter if there isn't snow, ice and cold enough for me to close my jacket, otherwise it's just really long fall.
TK
over 12 years ago
Hah summer here. 50 degrees C (130 f) with 100% humidity
Xuncu
over 12 years ago
*Fires a Super Missile*
Sonoran Desert
over 12 years ago
My god, I see people ranting about how hot their places are...Right now I'm at 44°C and consider myself lucky. Last NIGHT it was at 40... FML
TheKusa
over 12 years ago
Lucky its Fucking Steaming hot over here Its in Record HEAT over here over triple digets not sure if i can last long Cause the Air Conditioner barley does a thing
Fleur de Lys
over 12 years ago
[url=#user_comment_146205]@Dz34[/url]: Ton message ne veut absolument rien dire. Pis ton autre message qui excuse un dude qui clairement fait ça pour enflammer le monde démontre un manque de compréhension. J'pense que t'as besoin d'évoluer mon gars.
Dz34
over 12 years ago
@fleur de lys: L'ironie de ton message me fait bien rire. Tu n'est pas obliger de courrier, tu peux juste marcher.

Fleur de Lys
over 12 years ago
[url=#user_comment_146117]@Dz34[/url]: Écoute moé ben ma tranche de raisin. Si t'es trop pogo pour comprendre le satyre pis le fait que les comments de Nerfnow c'est fait pour troller pis flamer le monde, peu importe le pays la race le sexe, ben j'pense que tu devrais lacher l'internet pis aller jouer aux legos.
Blaze
over 12 years ago
There are good things about cold weather.

The beer gets colder.
Mags
over 12 years ago
YAY for the south hemisphere!.
cold
over 12 years ago
cold is getting 6 feet of snow and having no power for a month good times
deizrouge
over 12 years ago
Well you could try visiting the sonora desert its 43° estomated for tomorrow cause one of the rare rains of the yea fell today otherwise it would be 45-50 and you would miss winter soon enough xp
Nerfnow
over 12 years ago
[url=#user_comment_146076]@Kuronaya[/url]: Summer in Salvador is the same as Winter, just less rainy. I know because I lived there. :P
Anon
over 12 years ago
[url=#user_comment_146117]@Dz34[/url]: He sounds like 9gag in the last post... With all those "fuck" and "le"
Dz34
over 12 years ago
I feel obliged to ask to excuse the behavior of Fleur de Lys. Deplorable exemple of respect.

We are not all like that.
Fleur de Lys
over 12 years ago
@Cameron Pollock: Fuck le Canada

Vive le québec pis fuck les autres pays

All hail quebec and fuck other countries

btw merci d'avoir témoigné les gars.
ThatOneGuy
over 12 years ago
I tend to agree with Pollock there, Ontario is SO humid right now, I mean, 35 degrees? gimme a break
Cameron Pollock
over 12 years ago
What tempurature is it?

Come try out Canada. :D
A Random Bystander
over 12 years ago
Too cold to draw? Just say "hue" into your computer microphone.
Hesh
over 12 years ago
Came into check the new comic. Saw it as well as the ad. It scared me.

http://postimage.org/image/4vy7s917p/
chemio *yes the name is copyrighted*
over 12 years ago
man mario's life must be awesome
kiba
over 12 years ago
this is when you get a hot woman to sit on your lap, that'll warm any guy up fast
Ikari Léo
over 12 years ago
http://i2.mangareader.net/karin/22/karin-521371.jpg Guys from colder cuntries, just read the botom of this page of the manga Karin. Here in Brazil, we feel the cold just like that. x_x'
Ikari Léo
over 12 years ago
In due time, Jo: Grêmio or Inter? XD

(ok, I felt now almost like HUEing here, but in Brazilian soccer terms. Shame on me... #not)
MikuJess
over 12 years ago
<GLaDOS voice> The Aperture Science Hand-Held Portal Device can also be used to transfer heat across hemispheres to friends in different climates. But we both know you don't have any friends to place the other portal. I guess you will just have to deal with the heat of the incinerator.
The Metalhead Next Door
over 12 years ago
@Fleur De lys
Ouais, je témoigne itou.
Them Fake Jello
over 12 years ago
@Fleur De lys: Oui XD Je temoigne de ca
Yep peeps Cold as hell in winter and not the hotest temp summer
Kuronaya
over 12 years ago
Yeah. How about here in Salvador, Bahia? 'Winter' temperatures range between 23-33ºc. Now can can guess how summer is up here?
Ogro Himself
over 12 years ago
You guys from colder countries can't forget that in your homes, public transportation and underground walkways you have central heating! No such thing here!

You may think 4º is "confortable" to take a walk on the street ... but 7º to sleep in your home at night is TORTURE.

HUE
Ogro Himself
over 12 years ago
[url=#user_comment_146004]@Talt[/url]: and they DO. I knew a few guys from Rio living in RS and they use heavy clothing on SPRING.
Ninj77
over 12 years ago
Wait a sec!!! I just realized that, according to the first panel, Jo just bought a heater. Which means he has a heated room now, so.... WHERE THE HELL ARE THE NUDE GALS???!!!!

Somehow, I think we've been fooled again and missed moar fan service!
Rhenaya
over 12 years ago
why do you need warm weather for bikinis? i rather jump with only a bikini into snow, as long there is a nice fireplace in the lodge for later. than to be in the sun... sweating like hell and then you cant touch anything anymore because everything burnt :/ also there is indoor pools!
235
over 12 years ago
also mordekaiser es #1

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25232
over 12 years ago
[url=#user_comment_146060]@Ninj77[/url]: FUCK BIKINIS NUDISM FTW bitches and gentlegays
Fleur De lys
over 12 years ago
In quebec it's hot now, but mid january to end of march, it's COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD

Talking -10 regularly!

Y'a tu d'autres Québécois qui peuvent témoigner
Other quebecers ppl can tak about it?
Ninj77
over 12 years ago
A thousand and one curses upon you, you damn cold weather!!!
It's your fault that we can't enjoy a strip full of hot chicks in scantly bikinis!!!
Once again, curse you cold weather!
Jackal
over 12 years ago
Better to be cold than hot I say.
RoderickBR
over 12 years ago
I feel your cold, bro.
@Mac
over 12 years ago
Southern hemisphere. It's winter for them.
Hfar
over 12 years ago
Ugh, I know what you mean. During the winter, we used to get temperatures around -7C back where I lived. And that was during the day. At night it regularly reached temperatures of -26C or cooler. We didn't take many midnight strolls during the winter.
Mac
over 12 years ago
Why is it cold in Brazil this time of year?
DracMonster
over 12 years ago
Ooh, I won't complain about the heat here in the states now. Wait... I feel some Yu-gi-oh Abridged coming on...

"We couldve had half-naked engie and peach... IN AMERICA!"

There, got that out of my system...
Nicolas
over 12 years ago
True Brazillian Story, its so damn cold right now.
PerfectDeath
over 12 years ago
Probably not as bad as the winters here, -40C with 100km/hr winds. Right now it is +30C with no wind and more humidity than normal. -_-
Anonymous
over 12 years ago
[url=#user_comment_146029]@Boobr[/url]: He's a BR
Boobr
over 12 years ago
Where the hell do you live Jo?
nudistdude
over 12 years ago
But when its cold u can't go to n aturist beaches to see sexy nude gurls
Tkun
over 12 years ago
[url=#user_comment_145927]@Pentium100[/url]: Me too. When it is cold you can use heavier clothes but when it is hot you can't walk around on a bathtube filled with cold water...
Mordekaiser
over 12 years ago
hue
Tkun
over 12 years ago
As a Brazilian I have to say that the best cold is -5°C. All the humidity just freeze and you can stay confortable with the right clothes.

The worst cold in 1~5°C with wind and rain. Your clothes means nothing unless they are waterproof!
Lucky
over 12 years ago
I'd gladly trade seasons Jo, I love the cold.
strelkov
over 12 years ago
it's not cold till it's -15C i mean who doesn't like ice fishing on the open lake at -44C
Karlos
over 12 years ago
I'll tell you, some people say it should be summer in France right now...But it's a trap. If the temperature's above 10°C I call myself lucky, and it rains all the f***ing time. F*** climate change.
Dehamsteryzator
over 12 years ago
hahah +6? God i had that temp in my country in may. In winter -20 xD
Red Commie
over 12 years ago
+6C??? In winter???
Welcome to Siberia http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oymyakon
BR?
over 12 years ago
[url=#user_comment_145992]@Godot[/url]: Living way south in Brazil (near Uruguay), I can say we have negative temperatures all the time on winter here. And Jo, I know that feel bro.
Talt
over 12 years ago
[url=#user_comment_145992]@Godot[/url]: Our bodies are used to the hot climate, but not to the cold. Brazilians are kind of sensitive to chilly temperatures because of that the same way someone from Alaska would suffer on our summer. There's a joke among brazilians that people from Rio wear snow clothing at 20 °C
Hot as hell
over 12 years ago
It's 100+ up here in the USA! You should vacation up here, I'll rent you a room cheap!
rezanator
over 12 years ago
In New Mexico the winter is around 4c to 10c, but then you add high winds and low humidity, it gets worse. Spring is full of dust storms. Now fall weather is just awesome. Summer? Wildfires.
Xenosphobatic
over 12 years ago
[url=#user_comment_145992]@Godot[/url]: Having lived in a subtropical clime, I can say that it does get rather chilly in winter. Not COLD, but chilly. We did have heaters. I'm sure tropical climes are just the same.
Francis
over 12 years ago
I hate the cold
Godot
over 12 years ago
It's winter there, but there is BRAZIL. You're talking about a country that is almost entirely in the tropics. How cold can it possibly be?
NucleusDawn
over 12 years ago
I wish it was cold here (Israel). I'm melting... :(
Drifting Fable
over 12 years ago
I love the cold; it kills all the irritating bugs I wish death upon.
Lancars
over 12 years ago
I love the cold so much. It makes the pain go away.
Gamesman
over 12 years ago
As a child I grew up in Maine and remember snow still on the ground in May and -32C temperatures. We moved 700 miles and now I deal with 40c heat, 90%+ humidity and just for added fun hurricanes and tornadoes personally I prefer the cold. Snow is far more polite.
Dook
over 12 years ago
Man, FUCK humidity. Hot or cold, it's the worst.
Nuckel
over 12 years ago
In this part of Germany the changes between warm summer and cold winter are ridiculously small. The overall autumn-weather is so depressing...
Rhenaya
over 12 years ago
Winter > Spring >> Autnum >>>> Summer

srsly
its hot
insects are annoying and freaking everywhereespecially the nightly bloodsuckers will disregard anyone else in a room for me! flies are just as likely to annoy me
sunburn... i turn from snowwhite into rosered within an hour even with sunscreen
Ogro Himself
over 12 years ago
And as Jo have illustrated in the comic, most of the homes in Brazil don't have central heating.

So we enjoy our temperature variance from about below 0º in winter to 44º in summer.
Ogro Himself
over 12 years ago
The problem is not the temperature itself, because I went to China during winter, and in -5º I was confortable (using shorts when it was 0º).

The main issue here in Brazil's south it is the f*cking HUMIDITY in the air. The cold gets through your clothes and chills your bones >.<
Le Fromage Blanc
over 12 years ago
I live in Quebec. We have Winter at -30C and Summer at +35C.

I like both weathers.
Blaze
over 12 years ago
I'm usually impervious to cold weather, but São Paulo's current weather is ridiculously cold.

I'm freezing my ass here.
Bindal
over 12 years ago
[url=#user_comment_145958]@Topeka[/url]: Southern half of the world got the seasons swapped (due their location), hence for Jo, it's winter. And for some reason it's winter-ish for me here as well, even I am ON THE NORTHERN HALF! Seriously, it's summer, I don't want to freeze and get drowned in rain!
Cirno
over 12 years ago
I like it when its cold, its so refreshing, makes you feel alive.
Russian
over 12 years ago
[url=#user_comment_145958]@Topeka[/url]: That's because JO is from another side of the equator. When we have summer, they have winter, etc.
Shidoshi
over 12 years ago
Didn't know you were actually from Porto Alegre. I live in POA too, even if right now I'm enjoying the summer in Marseille.
Topeka
over 12 years ago
Its 102F outside here, why are we talking about winter? o.O
Humberto Mendes
over 12 years ago
Maybe you guys should consider the "felt air temperature" as well, since it's a factor of major importance.

G'luck Jo, in Belo Horizonte the climate is just fine, around 20ºC.
2033
over 12 years ago
Oh, yo. How about vacation?
I hear europe is pretty sweaty these days...
Videocrazy
over 12 years ago
You and I have the exact opposite problem. We've been getting around 30°C (which is pretty hot for Calgary), and it's been unbearable. We FINALLY got our fans that we stored away while we moved, so now things are bearable.
Alenonimo
over 12 years ago
Muda pra Fortaleza! :D
Nerfnow
over 12 years ago
@???: Porto Alegre, which is near Caxias do Sul.
no
over 12 years ago
it's never to cold to draw fanservice, so get to it already!
Arteous
over 12 years ago
to quote a fav line in the movie faceoff.

I can eat a peach for hours. (now someone word ballon that over jo's head!!)
Darkfyre99
over 12 years ago
*breaks out the CtoF calculator*

+6C? That's in the 40's here in the States.

Here in Minnesota, that's shorts weather. ^_^
Feno
over 12 years ago
At least you get a winter.
Near the equatorial line we are doomed with eternal heat, our "winter" is just hot but with hot rain.
Russian dude
over 12 years ago
Sigh, guys, be fare. I lived in south near sea(Kaspian, Baku), near Moscow. So:
+6c in baku is cold, but bearable. In Moscow - decent weather, you might want a jacket.
-6c in Baku is a nightmare. Water freeses and breakes tubes etc. +35 in Moscow... terrible. Vise versa? Great weather!
???
over 12 years ago
[url=#user_comment_145915]@Nerfnow[/url]: Mas donde? Caxias do Sul? Não consigo imaginar uma cidade com temperaturas que baixas. Talvez as montanhas...
MrcheesyH
over 12 years ago
It's summer here, and hot as hell.
Eddard Stark
over 12 years ago
Winter has come.


...Fuck me, it's cold.
Hedrah
over 12 years ago
....+6c? that's it?

Winters: -30c to -40c with windchill factor of -50c to -60c

+6c is freaking shorts weather -___-
jso
over 12 years ago
summer in the rest of the world, winter at the southern tip of south america/antarctica
German Guy
over 12 years ago
it's about 15 celsius here, in the middle of summer!
Pentium100
over 12 years ago
I hate heat. It is so much easier to heat things up than to cool them down. I mean if outside is -20C, I can easily keep inside at comfortable 15-17C. On the other hand, if outside is 30C, inside is 37C, I'm sitting with two fans pointed at me and am still sweating. Current room temp: 29C(ffffuu...)
Flowpoke
over 12 years ago
[url=#user_comment_145915]@Nerfnow[/url]: 6 Celcius is regular fall temperature in the Netherlands lately, winters tend to hit -5, and even further up north it only gets lower.
zitro
over 12 years ago
I'll take cold murder over fiery death any day.
A Furious Freezing Viking named Ragnar Frost
over 12 years ago
I suppose it's cold by Brazilian standards. You lucky bastards should try living in the Frozen North, though. I dare you!
Ogrebushi
over 12 years ago
You are more then welcome to head out here... its hotter than the blackest part of Hell. Nothing drives me to deeper distraction than literally doing nothing and having sweat pouring off me >:C
gimmethegepgun
over 12 years ago
6C? That's nice, balmy "Yay winter is over!" temperature.
BurnBurnBUUURN
over 12 years ago
It's to hot to troll here. =.=
Nerfnow
over 12 years ago
@Luiz Paulo Santos Cruz: Brasil. It's 6 celsius now and I DON'T LIKE IT!
Luiz Paulo Santos Cruz
over 12 years ago
[url=#user_comment_145910]@Nerfnow[/url]: In what coutry did you live anyway?
Argus
over 12 years ago
Fucking RS weather, how does it work? I could swear we were all wearing short sleeved tees two weeks ago.
AEIOU
over 12 years ago
Try San Francisco, CA, USA. Usually around 50-67F year round. Sometimes I have to turn on the heater in the summer.
Nerfnow
over 12 years ago
[url=#user_comment_145909]@Dz34[/url]: If you house have central heating, sure.
Dz34
over 12 years ago
May I invite you in canada next December?