...am i the only one who remembers diablo1 on the ps1

[url=#user_comment_256290]@Graveblossom[/url]: yes because valve never released games on consoles. oh wait...

Diablo 3 coming to PS3!? well, not like I'm gonna guy it. Still saving up for The Last of Us.

Why is diablo taking that from an altmer. Nobody likes altmers for a reason. Bosmer 4 lyfe bitches.

What's this? A nerfnow joke that I actually understand and find funny? SORCERY!

@JoMadBro?: Have You played new XCOM? - every complex PC game prepared for multiplatform ceases to be complex at some point of development. As I mentioned earlier - there is hard cap on how complex can console game be and it's nowhere near to PC only games' usual complexity.

It amuses me how Jo hates on D3. Blizzard already in the beta phase revealed that they were working on the D3 console version, so how is this news to anyone? It was NEVER a PC exclusive.

Mel: Blizzard have several games released on consoles, why do you think this one will hurt the PC platform?

*sets up room for diablo-tan to stay in. gets spiked bat. goes to have a talk with that mean pc-man to teach him manners* she may be a evil demon, but she is a cutey and he had no right!

D3 was awful. It almost felt like a port already, so colour me not surprised.

The issue is not that a PC exclusive is coming out on console (we have plenty of those.) The issue is that Blizzard likely dumbed down D3 so that they could port it to consoles. I don't particularly care, since I will likely never play this game.

@.: Yeah and those can do two things alltogether. Play games and play multimedia. And they age pretty badly. Not to mention complexity cap all console games have. General disappointment with Diablo 3 is even more understandable when the cat of it being prepared as console portable is out of the bag

In Valve We Trust

@.: PS3 originally cost over 500 dollars, and i couldent emulate SNES games on it, an extra 200 bucks to emulate classic games kinda outsells, even if your a blu-ray player

I prefer to imagine PC-dono sitting on his throne, waving a scepter around in anger. PC is an old platform, and has known the pain wrought by faithless publishers many times over. Blizzard may follow the money as they please, but the PC is too wise to go putting on a wifebeater and yelling about it.

... It is time.

*puts on his Guy Fawks Mask*

Cry Havok, and let slip the PS and Xbox Virii of War!

The Blizzard I knew died after the release of the Burning Crusade.

That this surprises people is a bigger surprise to me than Diablo III on consoles to begin with.

[url=#user_comment_256201]@Goro[/url]: what are you talking about?

[url=#user_comment_256158]@Mel[/url]: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blizzard_Entertainment#Titles Welcome to 1991 or '94 as you wish

[url=#user_comment_256171]@Tri[/url] : You mean the cancled starcraft ghost?

Come on jo it's time for some Starcraft comics!! We need moar zergtan!!

And with that Valve is the only developer left pulling for PC gaming.

[url=#user_comment_256158]@Mel[/url]: What about starcraft 64? Or Starcraft: Ghost? This isn't the first time Blizzard has released a game for consoles.

@no.: Hey! Thanks a lot for the explanation, pal! Now I get it.

I'm still laughing about this, after YEARS of delusional Blizzdrones claiming Blizzard will NEVER sell them out for consoles. Watch some of the retards still actually try and defend this.

[url=#user_comment_256096]@Durandal[/url]: Is that you, Yahtzee? Or you also watch Zero punctuation...

Poor Diablo-tan. Come to our consoles. We've got cake. No lie!

Also, for real? Did they announce D3 for consoles? Let's see how Blizzard handles that market...

On another note:
The guy in the strip is from an earlier strip.
http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/504

NOBODY --- calls me --- chicken!

HEY MACFLY make like a tree and get out of here.

Everything about this new console generation is like watching a train crash happen in slow-motion.

Well atleast no matter what happens we will still have PC.

It also told me that I have to hunt you down and kill you brutally or it would stop working.
Sorry Anonymoose, seems I have no choice than to present your chopped of head to my laptop.

"Xbox 360 consoles are on par with notebook computers..." My "notebook computer" (which is even only a replacement for my main pc when I am not at home) told me that it is extremely insulted to be compared to a sucky XBOX like an superior athlete to a fat kid.

[url=#user_comment_256088]@Anonymoose[/url]: Well, it'd also need to be mouse-and-keyboard-based. Not enough buttons for all the hotkeys on a controller, I don't like analogue sticks compared to a mouse and I did mention chat-program and web-browsers. I think it'll be a while until I see a mouse-and-keyboard-based Console.

Only 6 buttons
Screen flashing red
Achievements
Retarded skill system
Story made for 12-year olds

Who didn't expect it was made for consoles anyway?

Given Diablo 3's "always online" nature I do wonder if this means the PS4 will be an "always online" console. >_>;

I laughed, genuinely laughed, out loud at this comic, you won today.

People *do* go nuts for half-baked games on consoles (see: the fascination with the spunkgargleweewee genre), so I figure it'll go over well there.

If it doesn't support 4player couch-coop I'm gonna be fucking pissed.

[url=#user_comment_256077]@Aerion[/url] Opposite situation with me. I can't completely stop use consoles because no fightings I like released on PC.

Aerion, you don't have to wait much longer. Xbox 360 consoles are on par with notebook computers and already have 90% of what you're looking for.

The days of the PC exclusive are almost over, the PC is dead, dead from its heydey in the late 90s.

As for consoles vs. PCs... I'll switch over to Consoles when I can have my music, my net-browsers, and my chat-programs on there at the same time as my games.
Ideally they'd also have modular parts for repair and customization.
So, I'll switch over when consoles are identical to PCs, but cheap.

A game that was already on the PC, and was generally disliked in the first place, is coming out for the Console and people actually care?

I'll care when Diablo 4 is PS5-exclusive, but not before then.

Eh. Tried a demo of diablo 3 back when it first came out. Rather hated it, and kinda forgot it existed after the whole real money auction house thing calmed down until now.

Poor Diablo-Tan. She needs more love.

So, to finalize...I do not consider consoles a cheaper alternative, they just want to make you believe so.

that often do not let the games be available to multiple platforms. Thus if you want a certain kind of variety, you would be forced to more than one consoles.
Last but not least, there are the game prices, and the lack of high quality f2p games on consoles...

@.: Yeh, but nowadays you kind of need to have a computer anyways (maybe, I admit, this is changing in the tab/smartphone society) to work with etc.
So you will have a basic cost here anyways for your PC.

Furthermore, there are what, 3 or 4 major players in the console industry

[url=#user_comment_256039]@Ninj77[/url]: That is She-ablo, the final form of the eponymous Diablo from Diablo 3. "Path" refers to Path of Exile, an MMO Dungeon Crawler that many have gravitated to because Diablo 3 was shit on release and has stayed as such.

I haven't paid attention to any of the Sony presentation, but I knew this was about multiplatform Diablo soon as I saw "whore".

Ohhh the tears. Yes.

This is a big deal but the fact the PS4 is nothing more than custom PC hardware wasn't big news to you?

What the Hell is this??? They're already launching the PS4??? God! I feel old!

Btw, even though I love our lil tailed vixen, what did she mean by "another path"? PC gaming is becoming "gay"?

The funny thing is that they never really tried that hard with Diablo 3.

I do not play/care about Diablo.

That said, d'awww, poor Diablo-tan! She's just adorable for a hellspawn (or whatever she is), and yet she just can't seem to catch a break.

I'm not sure why people are excited for a game that's been out for a year. Everyone who's wanted it already has it.

But hey, at least it wasn't as bad as Square Enix's "reveal" of the same thing they showed at last E3.

This is related to the moment we are now.

http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/208

In my city, Diablo on PS1 was the more poplar version.

This will bring memories.

I like Diablo 3 and am still enjoying the hell out of it!

Cracks me up he's able to make a diablo demon sexy.

Just let the game die, that's all Blizzard wants to do with the Diablo franchise it would seem. A ruined economy, no PvP, simple grinding...

[url=#user_comment_255975]@Anonymous[/url]: How about this one? http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/76/comments

Out of 37 comics in 2013 :
18 are about DotA2
8 are about TF2
11 are about other stuff.
Not complaining, just posting statistics.

I'm not really sure why everybody's excited for something we've known about for, like, a year. (The PS4, not D3.)

better than DOTA, but still not TF2

a top down dungeon crawler hack and slash on a console?

*is intreuged by how they are going to do it*

also yay diablo-tan

[url=#user_comment_255975]@Anonymous[/url]: Hey! Didn't know I made so much of an impression!

[url=#user_comment_255933]@woahh[/url]: The consoles are there to be a dedicated computer. Sure you can have a supercomputer to run your games (That's my preference, honestly) but you need, what, a good $700 for a decent computer? Little less if you're building it from scratch. Consoles are cheap but just as effective.

I touch my penis when I read these comics.

heliaxdemon, software2, jackthemaniac, olej, & everyone else who spurns legitimate attempts at humor (won't argue success or failure 'cuz opinions) for softcore porn so you can stick unoriginal photonotes on it, *YOU* are everything wrong with nerfnow. I miss the old days like nerfnow.com/comic/77

I get it, the guy is a GLORIOUS PC MASTER RACE guy. Nice reference.

none of the people whining about D3 on consoles seem to remember/care that D1 had a PS1 version.

@Admiral-Crunch:
D3 fanboys? Now thats a good joke!

Zomg, fanservice: Diabloette is nekkid! o.O

I don`t think even console players have such low standards to play D3....

Shit game for shit plateform.

Also works with "dead" instead of "shit".

Diablo sucks, draw more Torchlight!

for anyone who followed the game mechanics changes in diablo 3 beta, this news was obvious.

Oh my god oh m god oh my god.
Brace yourselfs,
fanboy shitstorm is about to start.

Popcorn is ready! show me now some invicible Wizard lvl10 build!

who cares if a failed pc game is going to console. let them have it. pleb games with artificial difficulty for casual peb gamers.

Now HOTS coming out on the 12 that's what matters. Where is our Starcraft 2 Engie fanservice??

also. Starcraft 2 Master race reporting in.

Sexy Diablo is Sexy.

Yet still, I never understood the necessity of consoles when there is a perfect thing called the computer...

Look at the upside. When it hits the Playstation it won't be in beta and still need 7 major updates to fix all it's problems. Like the PC version.

Female Diablo is hot but we need moar moar moar fanservice.

Honey, he didn't deserve you, yo' better off without him, mmhmm!

@LOVE IT You heard the man. Feed him.

Fanboy rage and internet drama is my life blood. FEED ME INTERNET, FEED!!!!!

I found the announcement to be... completely and utterly droll. Though in comparison to "There is a PS4, Buzzwords attack" to "this is a game we are porting to PS3/4" it is more interesting. However I am still looking forward to watchdogs for a hopeful PC port.
(Also Square's bit was bad.)

[url=#user_comment_255905]@Lakitu[/url]: It's the glorious golden PC master race

Is that Smoke from Mortal Kombat 9?

Another path?

I see what you did there.

^

Doesn't matter what kind of crazy magic was involved, Diableah is still hot.

Especially that tail.