What people are saying about "Valve Time"
Valve Time
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Broadside
over 15 years ago
Actually, of all classes, its very easy to uber two heavies simultaneously but they do have to move in the same direction.
Landlubber
almost 16 years ago
Untouched_Shadow I laughed soo hard after reading your note, LOL!
BLaggard
almost 16 years ago
@5yewy5r
..................... well DUH!!!!
5yewy5r
almost 16 years ago
I bet the girl heavy got the votes cuz she's hot :p
JC123
almost 16 years ago
Oh, and look at the last panel from the previous page.  Seems their medic has Kritzkrieg.
JC123
almost 16 years ago
So the Heavy goes to Red and goes with the female medic...

Then the bros have a fight and eventually get together against their tan versions...

EPIC!
Untouched_Shadow
almost 16 years ago
I wonder if the heavy is gonna repsawn or something.........if he doesnt oh well we still got the other one :D
sniperta
almost 16 years ago
the hair itS ZERO IN MEGA MAN
Pirateninja9
almost 16 years ago
Is he gonna go with my idea? I hope he goes with my idea.
Carson the Magnificent
almost 16 years ago
CRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITS
Logan
almost 16 years ago
Well, Heavy COULD have moved a bit towards the medic to be ubered one or two panel earlier.  ;)
Yamathor
almost 16 years ago
WTF?!?!?!BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!
derp
almost 16 years ago
OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Ghid
almost 16 years ago
I'm calling headshot on Critrawkets by Sniper-tan
sbk
almost 16 years ago
Just as planned.
Untouched_Shadow
almost 16 years ago
I'd rather pick the female heavy for obvious reasons.
zero298
almost 16 years ago
Ladies first
Freak1
almost 16 years ago
Poor Heavy! :'(
I WANT BLOOD REVANGE! D':<
Ki'Thal
almost 16 years ago
*Aka. Hit wrong bloody key. >.<
Ki'Thal
almost 16 years ago
Yeah, Cake. Aha is right. She's sighing in relief like "Oh thank god he ubered me, I'm not going to die" =P
aka
almost 16 years ago
cakemaker she is sighing because he chose her and not the heavy, not because she wants the other heavy ubered or whatever.
CakeMaker
almost 16 years ago
She is sighting... That kinda makes me doubt something. As if she wanted medic to uber his heavy so she can go back to red or something... Make him make the right choise maybe?
Eldrake
almost 16 years ago
Why is it that people is always trying to put the laws of physics (Or in this case, Game physics) into a comic?
~idk~
almost 16 years ago
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!
DaimyoAmerica
almost 16 years ago
As part of a previously mentioned required test protocol, we can no
longer lie to you. When the testing is over, you will be… missed!
dekichan
almost 16 years ago
woo! He tried. I'm still interested. =P
Great last panel!
Wrong...
almost 16 years ago
All well and good except the fact that Valve gives the targetted player
Uber as soon as the mouse is clicked whether or not the Uber ray
reaches them...
Hmmm
almost 16 years ago
I actually liked the blue haired heavy tan with the cat ears way more...
Valion
almost 16 years ago
<...> that heavy-medic pair is real pain in the ass for crit-ubered soldier ) (no offence meant for either of classes)
Valion
almost 16 years ago
2Max: well, you cannot fire three rockets with a single shot as a soldier :3 which means that uber-switching was, like, REALLY SLOW (though Jo often plays on servers with high latency for him, soo that might've be intended) %) As I am regularly getting crit-ubered as a soldier, I ensure you, that he
Charles
almost 16 years ago
Heavy! Heavy? HEEEEEAVVVVYYYYY!
Dt
almost 16 years ago
Yay, i like so much of this comic, that author is listening to the
talkers ^^. Awesome. And im pretty glad that fem-Heavy stayed, but the
Male Heavy really liked the medic though... Maybe Female
Engineer will join RED too :P? or a female scout, opposites attract
each other :P
Ryeneker
almost 16 years ago
Anyone else notice that this is the 3rd or 4th variation of uber?
Max
almost 16 years ago
@Valion and anyone else who says "CRIT RAWKET NO KILL HEAVY =(":
Crit rocket damage (direct hit): 270
Crit rocket spash at 6ft: 140
he's taken a direct hit and the splash from the rockets hitting heavy weapons gal and medic. That's 550 total damage and that DOES kill heavy, overheal or not.
DishoomDaddy
almost 16 years ago
Well, At least Red Team has a female Medic.
Dr. Gray Phantom
almost 16 years ago
Why do these characters have "Tan" as a suffix in their names?
sam
almost 16 years ago
WHY CAN'T WE HAVE BIGGER(1680*1050) VERSIONS OF THE EPIC PANELS!?!?!?
AnarchED
almost 16 years ago
WOOT

chicks before dicks
Raven
almost 16 years ago
Really well done :3, nice way of taking out the heavy ( :'| ) without making the medic traitor that didnt help his mate. Even trough this made many people go pretty pissed, I think its better this way..
Paul
almost 16 years ago
Owned.
The Ravie
almost 16 years ago
Not brother russia! Nooo!!!
Oh wells.. Good twist in my opinion. Medic needed some lovin from a girl anyways... Kill soldier now ja? :D
AnTF2Player
almost 16 years ago
I agree with you K-tof
But hey, an Heavy sint the smartest guy in the game so maybe he wont get it
K-ToF
almost 16 years ago
Talk about making an overdramatic frag...

You probably had in mind all along to have the medic to try to ubber both of them. Medic did try to save him so Heavy shouldnt b mad, it's the thought that counts.
Ghib
almost 16 years ago
;___;
Null
almost 16 years ago
Fantastic, make the next one a porn comic.
Venge
almost 16 years ago
I'm likeing where this is going.
PT
almost 16 years ago
HWguy 'F10' :(

but yeah, women and children first
Evan
almost 16 years ago
Wait! there's still hope! what's the medics ping?
Nessmk2
almost 16 years ago
Am sad, after, when medic died in the first arc, heavy went crazy and offed so many of the other team. Can heavy-tan and medic at least return the honor by going nuts and doing a mega-awesome steamroll of the other team?
PsychoDuck
almost 16 years ago
Slowest rockets I've ever seen. It's taken, what, three days for them to hit? Think they could've just moved out of the way ;)
Devillon
almost 16 years ago
Why did the heavy get fatter in frames 3-5?
Flux
almost 16 years ago
Heavy-Sensei has been team switched...
Heavy-Sensei is joining Red
uh oh....
A Dog And A Man!
almost 16 years ago
It is easier to Uber 2 people at once if you do not have the one click heal option turned on.
Damn Lazy Medics >: |
Zamb
almost 16 years ago
w000t!
Jake'm
almost 16 years ago
This bodes well for Heavy Girl, but what'll the rest of the team think of her? Will she leave if everyone hates her? Would Heavy Guy be willing to leave the BLU team?
PlisK!n
almost 16 years ago
Noooo!
Stay BLU HWGuy!
Darkxide
almost 16 years ago
HEAVY!!! D:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I'm going to have nightmares now.

Good plot twist though. :D
Valion
almost 16 years ago
well, unfortunately you cannot kill an overhealed heavy with one crocket :3 and delay between soldier's shots is much more than time needed for switching ubercharge ) so it's tragic, yet questionable moment
Aaron
almost 16 years ago
Also, I know the heavy is slow, but what the hell? He could atleast tried to walk into the medi-gun <_<.
Aaron
almost 16 years ago
Does not comput-ee. Wheeeeeeee [bzzt] 2 hevi malfu- slow ub- [krzzt]
Yeah, I'm pretty depressed about this one =/. Still, medic atleast tried to help him, so you never know. He might stay, unless auto-team balance triggered before he blew up.. The server is baby!
Merc
almost 16 years ago
Women and children first!

The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in a match. Don't you agree Mr. Pyro?

PYRO NOOOOO! XD
Dasbooterror
almost 16 years ago
'..I'M NOT READING ANYMORE!'


CRY SOME MORE!

I for one like how this turned out
Anon
almost 16 years ago
Good one. At least he tried, so Heavy can't be mad. At least, not TOO mad.
Plush Mines
almost 16 years ago
I feel like crying =(
Karan
almost 16 years ago
They'd better get some sweet uber'd revenge.
Dunn
almost 16 years ago
@Blarg: "This is going to have some unforcene consequences."

Hl2 ref?

Unforseen Consequences**
ANGRY READER IS ANGRY
almost 16 years ago
DO NOT AGREE. TRAITOR.
MEDIC SHOULD BE KICKED FROM SERVER FOR IGNORING THE MAN-CODE!
Yes
almost 16 years ago
Great, now I have to keep looking at this horrible character.
You'd have been much better off stealing the HW-tan design like you did for all the rest of the characters.
Corodan
almost 16 years ago
I think this is the only time I felt sad for a heavy weapons guy. D:
LordCrazy
almost 16 years ago
So, did their legs break?
ThatMudkipGuy
almost 16 years ago
Yeah, can't he just respawn? Medic at least tried to save him!
fhsakhj
almost 16 years ago
YES, THE FEMALE HEAVY WAS SAVED!  HALLELUJAH!
Ki'Thal
almost 16 years ago
It woulda been better if the Medic had jumped up into the crockets and sacrificed himself to save them both... >.>
Altherix
almost 16 years ago
So, how's the rest of the team going to take the news?
Cloud
almost 16 years ago
Well at least he tried.
Roderick
almost 16 years ago
Heavy, noooooo! D: I hate when that happens, you are trying to heal or uber someone, and lose him in the middle of the action, or plainly have no time to do it, and all you can do is see your buddy blow up, and then start running. Heh, I noticed now, the previous pool was to see who he'd uber first.
CelebrenIthil
almost 16 years ago
HeavyWeaponsGuy /Ragequit ?
Blarg
almost 16 years ago
This is going to have some unforcene consequences.
DeanyKong
almost 16 years ago
...I'M NOT READING ANYMORE!
Spork
almost 16 years ago
Re:Fiesta:
Aye, would make no sense for him to get all pissy and change teams after a valid attempt.
Medic's best Friend
almost 16 years ago
Aww... slow medic is slow.
Fiesta
almost 16 years ago
Heavy Weapons must stay on BLU team.

He saw how the medic tried to save him. He can't get angry for him trying to save his butt. A handshake at the end of the arc will be enough.
Gamegeneral
almost 16 years ago
Still wanna see the Medic do the "Put ze dispensa here" thing at the heavy for leaving him.
But this is the answer i chose as well.
Baka Mazoku
almost 16 years ago
So... will Heavy come back? Will Medic stay with his new girl?
CosmicKirby
almost 16 years ago
Valid attempt softens the blow.
BLaggard
almost 16 years ago
I am SOOOO happy that both GOOD answers were tried.
Both Ubers were attempted but still BOOBS WUZ SAVED
PsychoDuck
almost 16 years ago
Methinks the artist had this whole "Second Opinion" idea in his mind the whole time, but was just waiting for us to chime in and say who we wanted to kick it :P
Wulf
almost 16 years ago
Pffft, bet he never even managed to get Second Opinion.
Fatality
almost 16 years ago
Well, that's unfortunate...
acorn
almost 16 years ago
nicely done. Very nice.
Danda
almost 16 years ago
Soo close to his "Second Opinion' Achivement

Wonder what will happen next?
nightrivalgary
almost 16 years ago
@ poster # 12

it looks to me like she's relieved Medic chose her
Was actually poster #13
almost 16 years ago
Also, won't HWguy just respawn in 15 seconds?
Poster #12
almost 16 years ago
What is up with heavy-tan's face in the first panel? Does she have a headache?
jurz
almost 16 years ago
RE: the title; i see what you did thar
Ocean Man
almost 16 years ago
Thanks Valve for making a great game! Your the best!
THE ONLY RIGHT WAY
almost 16 years ago
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
NOW THIS IS JUST GAY
Alex
almost 16 years ago
HEAVY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
nate1606
almost 16 years ago
Serves the Heavy right for cheating on Medic with Engie-Tan. I can't wait to see Heavy and Medic-Tan duke it out with Heavy-Tan and Medic.
RJF
almost 16 years ago
It has interesting implications for the consequences of the page. HWGuy can see that, even though he died, Medic tried to help him - will that be enough to alleviate any anger, or will that the fact that HWGirl was chosen first still make him feel betrayed?
nightrivalgary
almost 16 years ago
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Heavy guy was the shit. he will be missed.
sniperta
almost 16 years ago
damn uber boobs
Jazzy
almost 16 years ago
2nd :D
Naarg
almost 16 years ago
HWguy, you will be missed T.T but at least medic gets the boobs ^.^