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What about SCV trains. When scvs join the Naama-faction they always are attack units :D

[url=#user_comment_263750]@daretobecupid[/url]: MY PARENTS ARE DEAAAAAD

[url=#user_comment_263310]@Mel[/url]: Jeepers BatMel, did Blizzard kill your parents or something?

But he said he was claustrophobic! He needs to get out of there!

[url=#user_comment_263291]@Geary[/url]: I have found zero information confirming anything you said. Would you care to either confirm it or retract your comment back to the posterior from which it came?

[url=#user_comment_263292]@DivineJustice[/url]: I supose you're a 13y old person, that don't know differnt between joke and serious talk.

Finally! Starcraft comix! Oh joyous day!

Still, that SCV pilot should have known better. Safest SC Terran job is the guy that sends down the MULEs.

actually, blizzard was supposed to get the warhammer 40k license for the original starcraft but the company behind warhammer retracted the license at the last minute. they did not believe in videogames at that time. blizzard just addapted what they had into a new lore.

[url=#user_comment_263309]@Goro[/url] Since when do people still play Blizzard games for the lore? (even though in reality I am a warcraft lore fan ;-;)

Fuck noncombatants. You didn't want to die? Stay the fuck off the battlefield, or surrender faster in your next life.

I always wondered why they can't just slap some guns in those things.

[url=#user_comment_263291]@Geary[/url] LOOOL. Fuck, Blizzard are fucking hacks I hate them so much.

The writing in HoTS is soooo bad, ME3 is no longer the worst sequel to ever rape it's lore.

When do we get PoE comic?

[url=#user_comment_263051]@Turkashi[/url]: http://www.sirlin.net/ptw/ Fucktard.

Wait, I'm sorry, we were talking about Warhammer 40k, right?

The strategy game about heavily armored Space Marines backed up by tanks and mechs fighting powerful psychic aliens with significantly more advanced tech, and sometimes forming a brief alliance to fight an alien swarm that devours everything that gets in its way and uses DNA to create bioweapons.

SCV RUZH!

You'd think they'd at least outfit their drones with a pea-shooter for self-defense.

[url=#user_comment_263221]@Terran[/url] I'd disagree with you there- the Zerg swarm specifically targets civilians with the intention of corrupting them (and because they're typically weaker). So in that respect, at least Marines have guns.

Technically most people already "joined" the Terran Dominion. Those aren't are rebels and I don't think the Dominion will kindly offer them to join the army.

[url=#user_comment_263048]@AngryProtoss[/url]: OMG! Spoilers, dude! Next you'll be telling me something happens to Kerrigan...

You can't use multiplayer logic with the story elements so "scv all ins" would not happen in lore you have to think missions. So the safest people in combat besides people inside buildings would probably be scvs. They are still in danger though because computers in missions do drops.

SCV, even when they are target, they usually are pretty protected so they are the most safest unit in the game. For example, it is pretty rare to rebuild/resuply SCV units unless your army is pretty f*cked up.

[url=#user_comment_263172]@Scott[/url]: Well holy shit, it's almost like English isn't his first language or something.

Two words: Reaver Drop

so Jo you gonna do a strip about heart of the swarm

You have a spelling error in your comic.

Just finished the Swarm campaign myself, so this comic was a nice surprise.
For the next comic, how about you parody how Kerrigan is more or less imba and you can solo many missions with using her alone? Heck, do a DotA 2 crossover and let her be the strongest hero to make this more evident.

Blizzard sucks

So just like Eve Online then? :V

anyways, are we gonna get some friggen starcraft comics because heart of the swarm just released?

Starcraft sucks, draw more Command & Conquer.

ITS THAT SPY THAT GOT CRIT WRENCHED WHILE INVISIBLE

pretty ironic.
If he wasn't such a coward he would have had a better life expectancy.

Let the SCVs mine their own business.

Jo, you have got to do a comic about the ArmA 3 seagull glitch.

This reminds me of Space Aaasshole song. "Just wanted to do my job, earn a wage, and then some guy comes and breaks my spine with a hammer".

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcUBI-YVRY8

After seeing the refusal by the old man, it's kinda creepy if you know how they fill up most of the marine ranks when they faced low volunteer rate (AKA Brainwashed prisoners). It would be better if it is marauder though.

Nfederacy. (Sorry, first time posting >.<)

[url=#user_comment_263093]@Xeranar[/url] Backstory says the Dominion never stopped prisoner conscription after they took over, they just stopped telling the public about it, as part of their information control/propoganda. In fact, based on the lore for the Reaper units, it's probably worse with the Dominion than it was for the Co

HoTS is so shit.

Is that Natasha from RA3? o.o

So true. The best part, against the CPU, they rarely remember to send scouting parties with their collectors, when far from the base. Cleared many Warcraft2 maps that way.

In SC-I there was implications that the Marines and Firebats were in fact criminals but that was under the original regime. In SC-II that story is more or less since the new Terran regime took office the Marines/FBs are volunteers largely though it is still ironically listed how firebats are insane.

omg anothar comic i dont understand becauz i dont play the game

Seriously dude? How could you turn down a request from such a cutie!!??

IT'S A TRAP

At least SCV's can fight back, it's not their fault they suck at it. Now Protoss Probes...

Jo, you disapointed me again. A real RTS player use supreme tactic to win, no cutting down enemy resource, that's just low >:0

This is the reason why Blizzard sucks...

@O.O: That and raynor died and THE ENDING OF SWARM WAS LEAKED YEARS AGO.

Now I feel bad for all those cheesy proxy barrack's...

[url=#user_comment_263032]@Aki[/url] Half wrong and half right: The penal program is the most common way to get marines and the easiest, however there are no shortage of volunteers. Also, We need that Uniform for Terran Republic on Planetside2! (the commissar looking woman) We need something to combat DAT VANU ASS!

This is why Zerg are awesome, they're far cuddlier than stupid terrans...

[url=#user_comment_263017]@KarmikCykle[/url]: Actually, I don't believe this is accurate. Marines aren't "Mostly" criminals. You may be thinking of another game, GoW or something maybe?

[url=#user_comment_263017]@KarmikCykle[/url] So you think they'll just turn away volunteers?

Never mind the fact that it's mostly criminals who become Terran marines and they have no choice in the matter...

He is so gonna get stormed from the other side of a chasm...

SCV rush incoming

Jobs not listed:
-All-in meat shield
-Scout
-Desperation base/planetary defense
-Bunker rushing
-Killed off when extra supply is needed
-Healing each other

This is the reason why SC2 sucks...

This is why MOBAs suck

Unless you're in the front part of the train sent during those timing all ins.

This is why DotA sucks.

Generalissimo Girl is back !

This is why LoL sucks

Terrans! Yay! :D