Not EVERY pregnancy is an unwanted accident.
that is...

Not EVERY pregnancy is an unwanted accident regardless of what your parents say.

joking aside, they could have used the condom effectively that one time... but became a couple and got married and decided to have kids.
Not EVERY pregnancy is an unwanted accident.

condoms are for pussies, real men knock them up.

That's the pyro from the babies arc...So...Wait, Pyro's child is HWguy's chef's friend?

now the backburner is all advantage...for people who never airblast!

@Dr. V: Well Ubers do only last 8 seconds...

Looks like that Uber Condom Medic gave him wasn't as protective as it says

I love playing against charging demos with the eyelander as pyro. They're all ample and ready to die.

W00T! glad to see more of the Pyro/Sniper-tan relationship!

More people need to realize that the backburner is _not good_.
Even before it was nerfed I was taking on BB pyros 2-3 at a time with the FT and winning all because I could use the poof to manage them.

I just figured out how thier talking! thier talking in pyro speak, only its been translated.

Chargin Targe gives demos 65% blast resistance (rockets, pipes, stickies) and 50% fire resistance Q_Q. Pyro is getting raped in this update.

The back-burners fail is presuming you're dueling your enemy. If you're in the middle of a cluster-butt where the enemy is focusing on the heavies, soldiers and demos that are pounding them, you can usually slip in behind and get one or two people.

All of a sudden..


Updates to Team Fortress 2 have been released.

- Backburner grants 100% crits
- Taunting with the Backburner kills everyone on the enemy team
- Wielding the Backburner enables RCON access for the user.

ha i always use backburner, i know how to use turnes to my advantage with it i can kill 3 pyros attacking, but not so great against soldier though, but well not every sold is a pro

"God even TF2 has riot shields now.... all we need is some throwing knives for spy and we will have ourselves modern fortress 2"

That made me lol so much.

And Sniper in her 'kerchief, and I in my tank, would soon settle down for a long winter's wank.

So the Medic's Ubercondoms are a fraud!

Axlion: At the very least, airblasting *destroys* ubers. That alone puts it above the rare crit in my book.

Roderick:
at the start when he's got no HP bonus he will die in 2 shotgun blast... as long as u can aim, which is not that hard since he has to come right at you he will fall. Alternatively, set him on fire and then axtinguish him, the targe resist does not prevent the axtinguish auto crit or dmg.

I can't stop laughing at 'Cool story bro'

Aww, so happy for them, they have a kid. GJ

Dalej , I agree with you about the adapt thing :( why, WHY! Did they adapt to the Dead ringer

I just found a backburner last night, actually. made me pretty happy since I started playing more pyro recently.

Then again I don't really keep up with much news in TF2 land outside of the occasional update (the war one was the first update I really paid any attention to) so I don't know.

O M jone! Then did BLU pyro and sniper get married?! DANG YO!!! We really missed alot with the first BLU team of the fort. Me thinks we might have a story recap with our fav BLU team, which would be kool!

Also I miss this BLU team, alot!

http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1072672

"Valve secretly released an update for the spy allowing him to become the spygineer... Combining the dispenser building abilities of the engy with all of the abilities of the spy!"
to combat the threat of now op soldiers and demos.

Wait, you are happy that demos with the shield are using less stick bombs? The problem is that now they take, like, half damage from fire. And with that sword of his, it's more in HIS best interests to get close than you, so, it's another blow against pyros.

just one tiny little problem there with backburner, ppl are PARANOID enough with spies, you ambush them once, twice, and that's about it since map layouts don't change and it doesn't take long before they figure out where to watch for. (unless they are newbs). So it doesn't improve as you get better

I actually started playing last night, most of the time it's been as a pyro ^_^ and I'm even using the back burner... one of the first items I found after the True hit.

*FROM, I just woke up.

Agreed with Doomy, you just have to become extra-sneaky to use the Backburner well. Use map layouts to your advantage, take the longer paths that let you flank or get behind the enemies unseen. You'll know you're doing it right if your enemy chats "FUCK, WHERE DID THAT PYRO COME FORM?".

Bonesaw makes bones be SAWED
ubersaw 25% slowly and only teamplaying not bonesaw killing

BEST. STORY. EVER. ;_;

I LOVE the backburner cause i always get like 5-~ kills with it every life
:D

I love the backburner, and am pretty sneaky as a pyro. Feels good man.

Holy hell, time progression?! This is insane, yet awesome.

My dear author.

You seem to have forgotten how much RAPE Backburner used to be.
For many, many months NOBODY used normal flame-thrower, even after they took away the HP buff.

But later on, the players adapted, an now hardly anyone lets Pyro catch him from behind.

Nice reference to "lie to me" you have in the title there :P

I've never found a use for the air blast (I know, you use it to push enemies and deflect grenades/rockets) so I've used the B-Burner since I got it. No downsides (aside from the air blast I never use), and if you can get behind someone, extra crits. But that's just me.

Why is BLU pyro 'safely penetrating' a BLU engiebase with BLU stickies?

PyBro is HERO, credit to team, and good father!

God even TF2 has riot shields now.... all we need is some throwing knives for spy and we will have ourselves modern fortress 2

I love you, o-mighty nerfnow comic creators

Pyro is totally a girl. Her locker has a purse in it and one of the dev's used a female pronoun when referring to her. (I'm guessing she's totally butch though. still, i'd hit it)

Because Valve realises that the pyro is overpowered enough already.

Seriously, I say it needs further nerfing.

Hey. TF2 Update is done. GOTTA PLAY!

You clearly dont have to work with masks.
they actualy dont hinder you that much when youre used to them.

once one of my freaky coworkers went to the showers with one ON HIS FACE - he simply forgot it.

ALSO: PYRO + SNIPER = Q3 RAILGUN / Phosphorus Arrows

GreyLink stole my Charger joke on the Charge N' Targe :(

there bitching about this on the steam forums.....

"Pyro was a Pyho"

LOL

Wow, how many kids they have?

The reason why the Pyro and his son can talk clearly is obvious!

He is in fact not WEARING a gas mask, but it is a mutation of his face! And it was passed down to his son. The two nubs on the face are in fact not air filters but his mouth and nose! :V

lil Pyper makes me go awwwww <3

Try to charge at me Demo, I still have airblast >:D

Pyro is a girl? So they are lesbians?! jokz xD

The charger makes the demo fire resistant. As a pyro, this makes me sad.

@ Meow

It is, however due to a lot of varying factors, actually having a good ambush spot that doesn't get ruined early on due to paranoia is just plain rare.

Backburner DOES need something to put it on par with the power the airblast provides.

Yay the women sniper is back.
Lol wall of rage.
Put dispenser here.

PYRO IS GIRL.

You know, the backburner is good if you know how to ambush. Not many people do that though.

So! I see the Sniper and the Pyro got together :)

Now all i want to see is the female heavy's and Male medics kids!

Oh: and ofcourse if the red soldier goes with the female Medic, or with the female scout :) you keep us into suspension

*grabs some popcorn*

Damn, can someone finish my hmph hmph pyro talkin'?

some 'main characters' of the TF2 stories TALK!!!! 0___0

It's a god damn Pyper!

wait so if this kid from the pyro sniper love arc WAY back.
then I guess two things happen we got a pyro/sniper hybrid and medic brand condoms are now infamous for wearing out in the long run.

Im surprised both the pyro and his son were able to talk clearly with their masks on.

Nice Story - oh and THE END IS NEAR