@Godservant Zeus, is that you?

This is what happens when all the parts of engie-tan have been claimed...

[url=#user_comment_312890]@GodsServant[/url]: And yet here you are, putting words in God's mouth.

I'm out for a day and someone takes my response to a question as an endorsement of masturbation? I only said the pictures were there. Jo drew them (as comissions), if you have a problem, take it up with him. This is not the Eagle Forum, go preach elsewhere.

...is successful

Why are you guys talking to this guy. He is obviously trolling

[url=#user_comment_312850]@Scejthe[/url]: But you do not need me to explain all that to you. http://www.gotquestions.org/Satan-defeat.html http://www.gotquestions.org/God-vs-Satan.html You can do your own research if you have more questions. It is good to see more lost sheep get back to God.

[url=#user_comment_312850]@Scejthe[/url]: God only lets Satan do as he pleases, for it is all part of His plan, for divine justice to be exacted. God is the Alpha and the Omega, and things must be done to a full circle. You will find no holes in what I say, because I speak the word of God. Do not put words in my mouth.

[url=#user_comment_312850]@Scejthe[/url]: When the devil was banished from heaven, he gained a small place between dimensions. He claimed it as his own. The devil IS powerful, because he was the best angel that God created. Hence why he managed to avoid God's Holy Eye. But this ends soon, as the Final War comes.

... Wait, God did not create Hell? Did you just not say something exists out of God's great design? And then... are you implying the Devil is just as powerful as God? Ok then >.>

[url=#user_comment_312832]@AGoodChristian[/url]: But God did not create Hell. Those who live by God's command and thrive under His holy light are saved to heaven. He refuses entry into the Holy Paradise to corrupt souls, who are then given to the devil. Hell is a creation of the devil.

[url=#user_comment_312832]@AGoodChristian[/url]: Indeed, but in this case, I was responding to a guy implying that the world's misery is due to God's will. And saying that He punishes people for mistakes that were forgiven thanks to Jesus. "The same God that still punishes every single generation from Adam/Eve's original sin."

[url=#user_comment_312634]@Red[/url] Out of curiosity, besides the first few commandments (only one God, honor the sabbath, don't use His Name in vain), what commandments do you have a problem with? The "no stealing" one? The "no murder" one? The "no adultery" one? The "respect your parents" one? "No lying"?

Ummm....God does punish people, hence Hell. And did you forget about the wrath he unleashed upon the lands of Egypt? God is a kind and loving soul with th capacity of Infinate forgiveness, but if you are unrepentantly evil he will whoop you ass.

God does no inflict punishment. He only does good. Considering the bad things that happen to you "punishment from God" is wrong. It is merely that you have not pledged your heart to God, and thus he sees you as a corrupt soul, so he ignores you.

He will do good to you if you believe.

God, in His almighty knowledge of past, present, and future, understands that the sacrifices done here will lead to evil's undoing.

He doesn't punishe every generation for the sin. Those who accept Jesus' sacrifice for their sins, and pledge their heart to God, are/were forgiven.

[url=#user_comment_312700]@Scejthe[/url]: He allowed Satan to come as He needed a way to lure him out of hiding. He doesn't stand idly as we kill each other. Those wars are caused by the forces of Heaven and hell that fight behind curtains humans can't see through. It corrupts the hearts of men.

Right, the same God that allowed a serpent/satan into the garden. The same God that stands idly by as we kill each other off. The same God that still punishes every single generation from Adam/Eve's original sin. Nothing but a child with ultimate power.

logic or morals, will help you, if you do not believe in God, the SOURCE of those things. Sciences exists because God Himself, allowed it to exist. Same thing for logic and morals. He created those, and you would use them to argue against His Existence?

Repent!

[url=#user_comment_312634]@Red[/url]: Beliefs do not change reality. The reality is, God created us. He loves us, and want us to be good. In His absolute wisdom, he dictates the morals that be. If you accept REALITY, and believe in God's infinite kindness, you will be happier and enter Heaven. That is reality. No science or

[url=#user_comment_312634]@Red[/url]: You can rationalize all you want, but if you keep down that path, you WILL go to hell! I don't want that for my fellow humans! There is no moral in science, because God, in His absolute goodness, His morals are axioms. He is the Alpha and the Omega.

It is due time that we all leave behind useless superstition and instead embrace science, logic and morals based on the good of humanity.

[url=#user_comment_312450]@GodsServant[/url] Religion is little more than a tool used by ancient kings and religious leaders to keep peasants from revolting and accept their fate as they marched into war to further such things as the ambitions of some blue blooded fool wishing to usurp lands from his cousins.

I am amused with this religious argument that suddenly popped out of nowhere. In the end we will all know what really happens when we die. Beliefs will not matter anymore when you die. What happens after death will happen.

[url=#user_comment_312450]@GodsServant[/url]: "Is arguing against God's will on the Internet REALLY worth an eternity of getting cremated and torn to pieces in a lake of unholy fire?" Yes, yes it most certainly is. Brought to you from the Bible, the only Singularly False Tome.

[url=#user_comment_312436]@T[/url]: Polytheism is wrong. The Bible, the only One True Book, says so. You are to worship The Creator, and reject the falsehoods of the devil. Believing in God will only improve the quality of your life. He made it so. Believe in Him, and your life will be filled with good.

[url=#user_comment_312359]@Red[/url]: You are going to hell young man. Is arguing against God's will on the Internet REALLY worth an eternity of getting cremated and torn to pieces in a lake of unholy fire?

[url=#user_comment_312400]@Veya[/url] I didn't implied anything, I just find politheism much more interesting.

Greatest arc ever

I'd really like to see Pyro & Sniper back...

[url=#user_comment_312381]@T[/url]: Hey, I never said I belive in God at all(I don't), I just meant that if you're going to nitpick, at least do it right.

[url=#user_comment_312370]@Veya[/url]: luckly there isn't a God but multiple gods and they are too busy fighting giants to care about our masturbation habits.

[url=#user_comment_312359]@Red[/url]: If there is a God, he is omnipresent and omnicient, he CAN care about the bunch of nerds masturbating and the better things, at the same time.

[url=#user_comment_312343]@GodsServant[/url] If there is a God it no doubt has better things to care about than a bunch of nerds masturbating.

[url=#user_comment_312340]@Robert[/url] Montrose: Don't promote masturbation it is a sin!

I know how to win all the time. Just make your own team and bet against yourself!

I haven't seen your beret, but I DID win one in a Dota 2 bet, not too long ago.

[url=#user_comment_312064]@Wrench[/url]: Ah, well, maybe it was just a miscolor? [url=#user_comment_312265] @KZN02[/url]: If this keeps up, that's probably the next page.

I haven't seen your beret, but I DID win one in a Dota 2 bet, not too long ago.

For a moment I thought it was a kidney.

[url=#user_comment_312191]@LastLego[/url]: I do want tentacle porn with engie...

It's seen

Has anyone seen my black beret?

The only guaranteed way to win...is not to play.
I'm reminded of the kissing cousin to this, lotteries. Especially State Lotteries, aka 'Tax on people who can't do math.'

Nobody claimed the Cup... what's wrong with you guys?

If she looses that, she'll be doing tentacle porn for weeks to pay everyone back. Everybody wins!

Uh-oh... Jô will rape her once she loses his hat...

This logic... IS GENIUS!

[url=#user_comment_312117]@2033[/url]: Lifts-her-tail? Engie gambled her away two days ago.

Anything involving a winning / losing situation is set up in favor of the ones who set up the system.

For games that means: It's a [insert currency] sink.

A 50:50 system would be pointless, too. It would reward only hoarders that could throw enough stuff in until they get what they want.

@Robert_Montrone

Statistically speaking, this is true of very small probabilities as well

if I could choose, I'd strap her in a retrofitted dispenser...

Okay guys, time to make a bet: any guesses at how is Engie gonna pay for her losses? Mmmmmhh... ;D

[url=#user_comment_312108]@Ekseth[/url] I have a feeling spanking is the least of her worries.

Guess she'll deserve some spanking soon !

[url=#user_comment_311986]@waka[/url] Assuming the probability is 50/50, if you play enough times it *will* happen. That's the law of large numbers, but you'd better have the bankroll to ride it out.

[url=#user_comment_312068]@Anomynous[/url] he already has, they are on paheal's rule34 website.

I mean, create a photo of naked engie

Pls write naked engie

If this doesn't end in tentacle rape, I'd be disappointed.

Let me give you a simple guideline on gambling responsably:
If you're winning, keep playing, you dont want to break a streak.
If you're losing, keep playing, you're bound to win eventually.

[url=#user_comment_311914]@Veya[/url]: Joe fixed it. I feel like it was just to make me look crazy and not for the correctness of the comic. :p

nice tits

Ah, chasing. Not good, not good at all.

Having worked with horse gamblers for many years, this is entirely too common. Got to wager more to break even, and of course, almost no one does. So they spend more, because they just need that one win to bring it back.

So depressing/pathetic to watch.

Any good fitting queen songs for this one?

NO NOT JOs BERET!!!

she bet... a Hat ? :) a TF2 character bets a Hat ? :p

you know, I feel like this joke is directed at the "rumor" that dota 2 balances your wins and losses.
basically, if your on a win rate, your gonna get an equal lose rate and vice versa.

[url=#user_comment_311901]@Wrench[/url]: Joe just fixed it... Or he did it earlier... I dunno :P

btw, what happened to lifts her tail?

...next fanservice: engie needs to stay outside.

Anyone SEEN my black baret.

I'm really enjoying the Engie strips, no pun intended haha.

Selling 1 Black Baret pm offer.

well if she loses again all that can happen is she bets what she has on... someone rig the game she bet on!

[url=#user_comment_311901]@Wrench[/url]: She didn't? she is still wearing just her bra, and probably panties.

[url=#user_comment_311901]@Wrench[/url] maybe she has extra outfits she keeps in storage.

Anyone else notice Engie put her clothes back on in the last frame?

Oh, and did you hear? X-box one just announced less DRM :D

I feel for ya Joe... Lost a hat of my own this week... It's hat losing week

FIRST!