You're still doing this joke? Come on, do something with thought.
Twei
over 11 years ago
any hero is great when fed :3
sheepstick is a must :D
LordWolpertinger
over 11 years ago
They said "Noob! Y u die?" I told them "I only buff as you commanded, now I dead... now you run out of buff"
The goblins over ran the guys 30 seconds later and the one that kept telling me to not attack goblins was kicked out for ruining the grind X3
LordWolpertinger
over 11 years ago
I'm killing 1 goblin for every twenty each of hte others are killing and spending my mana solely on buffing their butts. Everytime I kill a goblin I hear 'WTF just buff asswipe don't kill goblins'
after a bit I stopped attacking goblins and allowed myself to be killed since buffs are not offense
LordWolpertinger
over 11 years ago
I tend to avoid multiplayer games where there are lots of "MINE! MY ENEMY! U NO HIT MY ENEMY!" mentality. I played one like that before and was doing a support sort of role, buffing and killing enemies that gets away from the grinders. (Cont)
Crom Hellsgream
over 11 years ago
Plain boots will make you feed though. Green boots is all little CM needs to own :D
MattoMatteo
over 11 years ago
Well, at last even Crystal Maided had a little of fun. XD
Captain Obvious
over 11 years ago
This comic is about Crystal Maiden (CM) being poor due to Faceless Void (purple) getting all the gold that the enemy creeps drop due to last hitting them.
In panel#2 CM can get some, too -> see panel#3 'good day'.
CM is bad at last hitting because of low dmg, low attack- and projectile speed.
Bill's Beard Talking Here
over 11 years ago
Nerfnow Crystal Maiden is best Crystal Maiden, for some reason Jo just makes me want to play adorable Crystal Maiden.
Jacob
over 11 years ago
Why don't that Void just send the courier over to the secret shop so he can farm even more?
lel
over 11 years ago
The new meta with her is Shadow Blade so you can channel your ulti for free if your opponents are autists.
Zacsi
over 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_319473]@An[/url]:
Whoa man I better Shrek my privilages.
pic related
http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/511/678/26e.jpg
I love playing CM. She is my favorite hero, next to Rubick. While having wards and junk is needed, if you get some farm and get some good kills / items, you can easily become a force of nature depending on the enemy team. Going Ghost Scepter and Blink with CM's ult can turn a fight around easily.
Sai
over 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_319473]@An[/url]
Shut up troll.
An
over 11 years ago
So the purple guy leaves the woman to do the dirty work, or are you implying that women are weak and can't do anything hard?
I love playing CM, especially when I'm playing against someone like Ursa or Spirit Breaker-- frostbite, slow, and run away (preferably so the carry can kill them.). Then get your assist gold and maybe get a mek (because all supports need mek).
Snadzies
over 11 years ago
Funny and a little depressing.
Brilliant!
Puncturated Bystander
over 11 years ago
Funny to know it's not just league.
Everyone knows...
over 11 years ago
CM is nothing without Midas. In fact, CM should stand for Carry Midas. Also, props for continuing to draw comics about the best PC game ever despite all the jelly in these comments. ^_^
Nostalgia Fortress 2
over 11 years ago
@For fucks sake
Implying people still play TF2. How I hate what that game has become. :(
DOTA2 Support
over 11 years ago
Carry CM: Get Shadow Blade, Aghs, Blink Dagger. Blink into middle of enemy team, ult and Invis.
"Mega Kill!"
inb4
over 11 years ago
more butthurt dota haters
More DOTA pls
over 11 years ago
Its good to see CM happy for once.
The TF2 Community
over 11 years ago
where are tf2 comix, only comic about tf2 are good
CM Main
over 11 years ago
I once got a triple kill with CM. I bought a lot of wards that day.
Weedo
over 11 years ago
Yesterday I raped a team with CM, pudge tried to gank me, but i killed him, athen i ganked him and killed him, and again, and again, and again, 20 minutes i had a bkb.
It was a nice game.
CM is not a support, she's a killing machine with the best aura and the best disable of the game.
ssss
over 11 years ago
also guys, one of those "good day" strips was about SC, so dont count out having a TF2 version someday.
ssss
over 11 years ago
CM is like the poster girl for support, yet she's probably one of the least picked supports. in comparison to others, even if she does have good solo killing potential, her skills arent quite as interesting as other supports.
Marlboro
over 11 years ago
It's a gaijin yonkoma pose on 3rd strip.
Wowlock
over 11 years ago
You know her Eul's can be a cosmetic item right ?
But other than that , well I feel like that everytime I play CM
' Oh there is an enemy, I must slow them with my spell ! *accidental last hits* '
personally I think it's a good idea to let CM get a little bit of early money. She can absolutely wreak havoc with fast phase boot since she's such a potent ganker with high kill potential practically on her own
[url=#user_comment_319228]@nerfnow[/url] If your cm has trouble with gold, go into jungle and get one lvl of you w. It will kill small creeps by itself and leave big creeps at 25%. Following this I can get a blink on cm at the 20 min mark along with tranqs,wards, and sentries.
Mr Shine
over 11 years ago
her ult can get a few good kills and enraged teammates shouting "killstealer! report crystal maiden!!!"
Thatguy
over 11 years ago
@For fucks sake
Millions give a shit about that game, don't think you solely represent the majority.
MOAR TF2
over 11 years ago
I NNED MOAR TF2 STUF AND HÄTS
getrekt
over 11 years ago
I only enjoy TF2 comics because I am afraid of trying out new stuff
fun fact
over 11 years ago
Hard supports not need gold on early stage, that's why everyone always imagine them as poor homeless, but actually they're most scary thing that killing everyone (on an early stage).
For fucks sake
over 11 years ago
Stop drawing Dota already! Nobody gives a shit about that game!
Lina
over 11 years ago
Report CM stealing two CS from the tower
Turkashi
over 11 years ago
Is crystal maid a support?
Thatguy
over 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_319231]@Rincewind[/url]
Now I NEED BRAIN BLEAAAAAAAACH! Also awesome comic, that's always how I feel when playing support. There is no better last hitter than a desperate cm^^
[url=#user_comment_319215]@Zan[/url]: She is fine. I just like to draw her. I could easily replace her with Lion or Shadow Shaman.
Zan
over 11 years ago
I don't play DOTA2.. Is the Crystal Maiden really that terrible? She seems to be the resident butt monkey in these comics.
Nature's Profit
over 11 years ago
Hey! That's my spell!
LAWYERTREES! ATTACK!
Furion
over 11 years ago
Oh, gotta get that quota up!
*Nature's Wrath*
Lich
over 11 years ago
@Carry Maiden: You don't even want the mana regen aura that DOUBLES on yourself? 0/10 would not support.
freo
over 11 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f30a-bTyB3o
GG
over 11 years ago
Sometimes the support's life can get interesting.
Yesterday I had a ranked game in LOL where our adc didn't even connect, I was Sona. Not only I didn't died even once in laning, but I got to kill twice the enemy adc, and since I told the jungle to help the other lanes we actually were winning.
z
over 11 years ago
She already has Eul's scepter in panel 2. So i'm guessing she is getting gold just fine. Why would she be excited about 2 creeps?
NB.
over 11 years ago
I dont like the CM facial expression in the last page.
1/it doesnt look cute as usual.
2/ it looks like the internet meme of the internet clueless kid >.>
now now, there're 2 creeps, and how come she only has 1 coin ? did void took 1 creep ?
poor girl :(
Salem5
over 11 years ago
You wish, go get more wards!
kymerra
over 11 years ago
I mean, she already has a euls, what else could a CM want?
zeph
over 11 years ago
Skullgirls beta now available on steam. Jo, look for Ms. Fortune story line. I'm sure you'll love it.
Minette so cute~
taytay
over 11 years ago
Crystal maiden (blue one) is a support here. She usually leaves last hits to carry (in this case faceless void, purple one) so the carry farm betters and can buy the important items for him. She can do with little gold, but usually even that is hard to get for her
Bropocalypse
over 11 years ago
She got enough gold to eat today.
Good Day 101
over 11 years ago
I demand we have 101 good day comics. Just to see the bitching.
doh
over 11 years ago
She KILLED SOMETHING - that's what makes it special...
4tran
over 11 years ago
2nd!
So she killed some random low hp mooks? How is that special?