What people are saying about "Hold Me Tight"
Hold Me Tight
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about 10 years ago
@UNK-1: Everything is terrible! There, fixed that for you.
over 10 years ago
Wait, this comic has Dota strips? Subscribed! ;)
UNK-1
over 10 years ago
Breaking News: Every MOBA game is terrible!

(Stop playing them!)
over 10 years ago
Waffl3x, no need to speak up. Jo likes his strips, everyone who complains are idiots. I play dota and dota2 and didn't got the joke either, i did supposed this was an attack but didn't know wich. I needed the joke to be explained, but it was funny and i laughed and this is all thats needed. Kudos Jo
Waffl3x
over 10 years ago
I feel like all the people who enjoy the dota comics need to speak up
over 10 years ago
WHERE ARE YOU ENGIE-TAN?
Remram
over 10 years ago
Yeah I don't get it. I feel TF2 comics were understandable by everyone, but as a non-DOTA player I just can't follow any of this stuff.

Had a nice run, moving to other comics.
over 10 years ago
Way back these comics were about videogames n'stuff. Now it's a Dota Nest...After 2 years of following, I'm leaving. It sounds like a douche whining comment ( well it kinda is, sorry for that ), but I don't understand 90% of these jokes O_O da hell I'm doing here then?! Gotta go Fast, see ya Q_Q
BlueJoe
over 10 years ago
Can we all just appreciate that body you all drew?
over 10 years ago
i wish the best of luck to both of them... for the next patch. buffs will come for sure.
Kazimir
over 10 years ago
[url=#user_comment_349637]@Technature[/url]: Invoker's Sunstrike deals its damage distributed among all targets within a certain range. The units have to be practically touching each other to reduce the damage, thus, hugz.
over 10 years ago
Greeeeaaaaat. Another joke I don't get.
Naumhagatos
over 10 years ago
Besides that...

CM: "Hold me tight, ok?"

HHHNNNNNNNNGG
Naumhagatos
over 10 years ago
Jo is a DotaFag? Yes
He has all the right to be? Yes

I knew it Because of Fails of the Week, but it is unfair to newbs mate.
I had to "actually" play Dark Souls to understand OnlyAfro and such.
over 10 years ago
[url=#user_comment_349623]@Juji[/url]: I know, right? Nice booty, and people just asking about some joke that doesn't matter, because Butt.
over 10 years ago
This will be nice if it's a start of an arc of them actually hooking up for real.
over 10 years ago
Were it not for the excessive (and somewhat odd looking) fanservice in panel 2, I'd recommend this page to fellow DOTA2 players, even though the joke is a bit obscure.
I love her face in the last panel. Affection? Nope!
over 10 years ago
[url=#user_comment_349618]@Tasunke[/url]: Cool story, bro.
over 10 years ago
I enjoyed this strip.
Juji
over 10 years ago
Why are people discussing the sunstrike when cm dosn't wear any underwear?
over 10 years ago
@Jean-Sébastien Leclerc Demers: ...Except for the fact that this is exactly what Sunstrike looks like...
over 10 years ago
God the rage... I have never played dota2 and totally got it. Maybe just avoid video games comics ? Or just try to be less dumb ?
over 10 years ago
[url=#user_comment_349606]@Drone_7[/url] Nope, it's because sunstrike looks nothing like this.
over 10 years ago
@Serial Killer Seniors: Why would you ever ask for such a thing? What did we ever do to you? :(
over 10 years ago
@Jean-Sébastien Leclerc Demers: I play Dota, I know all of the abilities and how they work and I got this joke instantly. Obviously you don't know as much as you claim.
Cymen
over 10 years ago
@Afafbbh Gibbon: It is not CM doing hte damage, it is an Invoker Sunstrike. It splits the damage when someone else is in the AoE so she came close to Bloodseeker to avoid death and split the damage with him.
over 10 years ago
Why is CM trolling Bloodseeker by dealing 175 damage to everyone?
over 10 years ago
Red text in games = damage done. By the dialogue, if you play videogames, you can figure out the damage is being splitted.

If you think it's something cryptic you're still on the Atari age.
Verteros
over 10 years ago
Stop making cryptic bloody DOTA 2 strips, half the people don't understand this crap.
over 10 years ago
I play dota, I know all of the abilities and how they work and I STILL didn't get it until someone said it was sunstrike.
over 10 years ago
[url=#user_comment_349584]@zitro[/url]: Except the strips generally require only cursory knowledge of the subject. Jo has been getting worse and worse about this regarding his DOTA2 comics, and it's basically resulting in an effect of 'this is only funny if you're a hardcore DOTA2 fan'.
over 10 years ago
What I didn't immediately realize was that it was an attack originating from a third party somewhere on-panel as opposed to, say, something CM had done somehow, which didn't make sense.

In other words, there's more than one way to not get a joke.
over 10 years ago
I quickly realized it was some form of damage being split between multiple targets (and despite my knowledge of MOBAs being derived almost entirely from reading previous strips, that seemed like exactly the kind of balace-focused mechanic that you'd expect to find)
over 10 years ago
[url=#user_comment_349583]@Geary[/url]: It's only bad for the person who doesn't get it, though. The foundation of the comic is almost entirely based on knowledge of certain games.
over 10 years ago
[url=#user_comment_349566]@SoooWhoCares[/url]: If a joke has to be explained for it to be funny, it's not a good joke. I played DOTA2 for a few months and this made zero sense to me. :/
over 10 years ago
[url=#user_comment_349574]@Ryugo[/url] I know right? several times ive tried to stick beside a teammate, either for his sake or my own, only for said teammate to just move in another direction.
Lady Goblinade
over 10 years ago
[url=#user_comment_349574]@Ryugo[/url]: I don't know much about DOTA2, and I appreciate all the people who explain the jokes, but I do know WoW, and I do know about split damage attacks. When the guy who the Thunder King puts the blue circle on is the only one who doesn't know what it means, hilarious.
Serial Killer Seniors
over 10 years ago
Okay, I understand the reason for fan service, but can you at least tone it down maybe?
Somebody
over 10 years ago
*BLYAT CYKA
Demotechies
over 10 years ago
[url=#user_comment_349534]@Askannz[/url]: Once Techies is officially released, there will be a lot of mines. Right, Jo? :P
over 10 years ago
People not knowing Sunstrike's damage is divided make me sad. :c
over 10 years ago
@Kilgore Trout: Yes, though from the comic it doesn't look like she moves very far. I feel like it's a fanservice version of what would be a "BLOOD PLS DON'T MOVE I'M GONNA GET SUNSTRUCK" moment if in game...
over 10 years ago
Wait is it just me or does CM lack any underwear? (Or maybe she has a G string?)
over 10 years ago
At the "On noes ! What is happening ?" people:
http://dota2.gamepedia.com/Invoker#Sun_Strike

"(...) this damage is spread evenly over all enemies hit."
Ratzinkaiser
over 10 years ago
First thought;
Karthus pressed R. Somehow went to a DOTA map instead of Summoner's Rift.
over 10 years ago
@Lady Goblinade: Yes, I find that more likely, because CM looks happy while Bloodseeker looks annoyed in the last panel.

Hey, also, if CM has time to move isn't that defense enough against Sunstrike? It's basically "Call down a beam of light to hit a certain spot," tricky to hit moving targets.
over 10 years ago
Even as a Dota 2 player, I didn't get this strip without it being explained because I didn't know that Sunstrike worked that way. I also didn't realize that was a Sunstrike, because it kind of looks like the "level up" effect.
Lady Goblinade
over 10 years ago
[url=#user_comment_349549]@Calamity[/url]: I think it's CM that was the target of Sunstrike, and wanted to split the damage to Bloodseeker so she doesn't get one-shot.
over 10 years ago
Being Bloodseeker is suffering.
over 10 years ago
[url=#user_comment_349547]@Calamity[/url]: You got it right. And for the description, Bloodseeker is a very situational hero, considered by most as a "noob hero". I know it might be a pain for those who don't play dota,but there are other strips from jo or others about games that I never played at, and I don't complain...
over 10 years ago
@Mr. Lemon: (Cont.) it hits. So, basically, CM just wanted to divide the damage Bloodseeker would receive.
At least, that's what I think.
over 10 years ago
@Mr. Lemon: Not sure if you want an explanation. But basically, one of the Heroes on DotA 2 has an ability to call down a " Sunstrike", like a giant laser form the sky. The damage it does is pretty huge (In the earlier stages of the game, at least), but it is divided among all the characters (cont.)
over 10 years ago
I've grown to accept DotA2 strips if they're funny and understandable. This one? I've no fucking idea what I'm looking at.
Jo, please less DotA2 specific, more general gaming humour? I liked that last "TF2" one, which could be set in any online game and still be funny.
over 10 years ago
Bloodseeker has just been Sunstrikezoned.
over 10 years ago
Huh?
Askannz
over 10 years ago
Warning : mega-shitstorm of "Mines" incoming.
over 10 years ago
First