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OBJECTION!

But that directly contradicts the "Drop Rate" Report.if you idle you will receive all your items from that week reducing your chances of getting a hat! Your honor, THE ENGINEER WOULD HAVE NEVER RECEIVED THAT AMOUNT OF HATS IN ANY TIMESPAN WHAT SO EVER

Good morning Professor Falken. Do you want to play a game of "Thermo Nuclear War"?

Lol yes I should play for 8 hours a day to maybe get a dumb hat when I have a life outside the game to worry about. No big deal anyways, hats are all e-peen and like the artist said below this comic mean shit. :D

dear idlefags: FUCK YOU.

brb, enjoying the nifty halo hat

GREETINGS DOCTOR FALKEN. WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY A GAME?

You have not lived until you've watched WarGames.

that's one fucking cool zombie

heres the basic dropprate:
hat dropps with 1 to 200 chance
so if your not unlucky you will get it with a 0.5% chance by simply just playing the game
i already got one of the medic hats without having to resort to idling

WHOPPER! (you know instead of boomer or smoker :D ahh froget it)

Not so Tough now are ya tough guy?

@Pyroniteo.45% percent drop system after every what Second kill point min? Even if it's like that thats some pretty good odd coming from the guy with no hats Oh by the way it just hat no reason to call the programerrs at valve duchebags man. I mean really they Freakin Brought us the game!

Looks like...
I gotta...
Catchem all.

YYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

@Iji
That was a quote , spare me the melodrama.

No Joe, you are the hats.
And then Joe was a spy.

Has family guy even done a parody of war games?
Would be and interesting episode. =]

IDLING: What.

@Sollar: You just failed pretty damn hard.

The exact chance of getting a hat has been determined by the creator of the TF2 idling program.
You have a 1 in 84 chance every 4 hours, 17 minutes, and 10 seconds of playtime to get a hat.
That's not very good. =o

Ah, yes. Thanks for clearing that up. I remember the movie War Games now. Pretty cool.

well at least I haven't heard anyone try and attribute the quote to family guy yet

I want a hamburger now...

I never understood how not playing a game to get something you want to play with, ever worked.

@Protip.
OMG! Chess is for nerds. D:

How about a nice game of chess?

I don't think many people realize the War Games referance.

the guy who called second ^----

@Alexx17
I think it came from the movie "War Games"

I want to say that quote is from "Portal: A Day in the Life of a Turret" but I'm not sure if thats correct.

whatever you think about  idlers
it's not gonna change anything
don't blame us
blame the douchebag at valve who think of this 0.45% drop system

If the servers you play in have people strutting their e-peens thanks to a richness of hats, you're playing on the wrong servers, IMO. I have but 1 hat from 3 months of solid play (no idling), yet I've never been made to feel POOR or IRISH on my fave servers!

Reason why I don't play Tee Eff Double anymore.
Team Hatress 2: Rise of the e-Peen

hats? Silly tf2, hats dont help you surf.

@StarPilot.

I got it in-game. Not in an idle server.

You know, some servers have figured out how to let you wear ANY hat.
With any class.(I personally enjoy a medic with a top hat.)

Plants vs TF2 Zombies - this time the zombies shoot back

... I use my camera beard at the girl's team server.  ... Meh, the hair from the beard gets in the way of the lense.

http://www.joystiq.com/2009/08/29/readers-pick-best-webcomic-world-1-4/

Expect Nerf Now traffic to start going up.

Rocket you are such a newfag

I didn't know so many /b/tards read this webcomic.

I can't believe no one mentionned the game yet.
Rule 1: You are playing the game.
Rule 2: Every time you think of the game, you lose.
Rule 3: Loss must be announced.
The only way to not lose the game is not play it (not know about it).
Also, I lost the game, and so did you.

@Noob: You go to C:\Windows, delete System32 and restart your PC.
'cause if you're going to idle don't bother getting the game.

How to idle server plox?

It is unfortunate that honest players are doomed to a poor and Irish existance while Mr. Blue Engineer becomes a multiple hat owning gentlemanne of leisure.

Why do people hate idlers? You can do a lot more productive things than playing TF2, and you can get a hat while doing it! Everybody wins!

I can has Wallpaper?

@Somedood: It's from the movie WarGames.

Wow. The comment in that picture sounds so familiar. I remember someone saying it once. But I can't quite remember where.

"The only winning move is not to play."

Where have I heard that?

All I wanted was a hat!  Just one hat!  And VALVe wouldn't give it to me!  Just a hat!!!

Well, it just shows how Valve should change the drop system.

EVERY TIME AN IDLER GETS A HAT
SOMEONE PLAYING THE GAME LOSES NOTHING. THEY HAVE AN EQUAL CHANCE. THEY ARE SIMPLY PLAYING THE GAME. 

AND THE GAME SUCKS. (Not gameplay or servers but the random drop factor sucks Also you lost the game)

Fixed

Leetle babies that has no hats! I am strong russian hat collector!

@CakeMaker: I'd rather be POOR and IRISH than in an idle server tanning (bleaching?) my skeleton.

I HAVE THE CAMERA BEARD.
I PITY YOU ALL.
FOR YOU ARE POOR AND IRISH...

And so was I at some point

so with this program i could play more interesting games like progress quest?

And to think... people used to complain about having to get achievements to unlock weapons. Valve's plan (in introducing both random drops and hats) was probably just to get people to stop complaining about achievements. Farm 'em or earn 'em, either way you have control.

Heh, someone NEEDS to send this image to Valve! >:P

Hmmm. Listen to Pyro, he has a point.

They also apparently don't understand the rules of split infinitives.

"Grammar police" apparently hasn't seen War Games.

A POSSIBLE FIX: You have to make atleast 1 Point each 5 Minutes to even get the chance. If you're an engineer waiting somewhere behind with noone coming, well... Then you're doing it wrong, get the situation already and move nearer to the front, geeze.

Well, i only got the demo's afro. I dont play for the hats, its something extra so its cool when it happens when im playing. Its not like a mmorpg, where a bot can gives you powerfull itens and money, those TF2's hats does NOTHING ( thanks god ).

Hudda hudda mff mff hats

I found 2 hats :D

EVERY TIME AN IDLER GETS A HAT
SOMEONE PLAYING THE GAME LOSES THEIR CHANCE AT THEIRS
SPREAD THE WORD

Just high enough that I will get one but noone else will...

God, I've haven't gotten a single hat, I've used the idler, and I've left it on all night, and I'll still never have any hats. They should make the chance of getting a hat a bit higher but noit much

Have I told you how awesome you are?  Because you are.

so true

I started running the idler simply because I went for several months without getting a single hat. It's complete bullshit. I just want one hat man. Just one.

Hey, now I can practice my xylophone skills on BLU Engie's ribs and nobody will be around to complain at how horrible I am.

War games was a good movie.
=]

I have the idleing program thiny where you don't even gotta play

Yeah, this would make a great wallpaper!

Excellent. I cracked up laughing at the War Games reference. Sadly enough, it's true in TF2 nowadays...

And then you have idlers that brag about having hats and wave e-peens to your face. True story.

Will my days as spys end when everyone  got  those funny hats?
THINK ABOUT THE SPYS!

I want a wallpaper version!

I have the Mining Light. And that's cool cuz I play Engineer alot.
Often times if I'm building something they walk up and look at it. I smile to myself.

good news we found what happen to our missing hats.
bad news we also found out what happen to the blu engie.

Hats serve a purpose.

Disguised spies do not replicate hats.

Its been a while since I played tf2, the hats update didn't bring me back the changes to some of the weapons and king of the hill did but for only for like 3 hours until it became stale.

WOOOPPPR

Should be: 'The only winning move is TO NOT play.'
'Team Fortress 2 now HAS hats.'
'While the hats DON'T give you any bonus'
'Now that WE'VE tasted it.'
'INappropriate.'

Cue anti-grammar police.

Haha, oh wow.

And where is fun in that...?

First post!  As in, this is the first post I've made.

BEST PAGE EVER. WAR GAMES. Woooooo. Hilarious.