@Freezer: well she did the dirty with the blonde engineer

I guess Angie got Zone-Sama to co-sign and share the upstairs office space.

@Kitsune Inari: Exactly, times have changed and Nintendo didn't knew how to change their franchise accordingly.

@Beastwolf: I've literally never seen a peep at what might possibly be behind his patreon paywall, and he never releases any old stuff anyway, so I wouldn't know.

Though from what i've heard it's all "cheesecake" which makes me think it's lewd poses/convenient censorship instead of his porn pics.

But, it takes hours to get Samus into a one piece swimsuit! The preview I watch for free is gunna suck!

@NerfNow I think there's a typo in the 2nd line of Morgan's dialogue : "manageD" instead of "manageR"

Knows the couch gets an AO rating.

@Raxyz: Back then, "Metroids are being bred by space pirates. Are you a Bad enough bounty hunter to stop the pirates?" was enough story for a game.

@TentaJo: Does this mean next cheesecake will be Samus x Angie on the couch?

And please, no NTR porn.

I hope they clean that damn couch.

Joe, I laughed way hard at this. I'm sharing this with my Facebook group.

@tom641: But patreon....

@Draconix Wingforged: This meme wont get old.

Get on with the interview Samus. We need to show the producers a sample.
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Hmm ways a new Metroid game could go:
-Evolve
-Camera view As the metroid/etc. chasing her with Pure jump scare horror survival until (if) she can get her weaponry working.
-Multiplayer collection/exploration competitions with iconic items and weapons challenges from the previous games.

@???: It would be worse if it was Other M-Rated.

@Aard Ambrose: Somewhere around 2-4; 5-7 if you've seen SFW memes starring this coach, 8 - if you've seen NSFW memes/uncensored snapshots with it, 9-10 - if you've seen the actual videos.

On a scale of one to ten, how pure I am if I do not know or have seen the couch, but I assume it is related to porn?

Giggity...

..., and an environment to match the atmosphere. I have an idea how a Metroid game should go nowadays, but like I said, it's too much thing to put here. And Nintendo couldn't pull it off with their current mentality. It's better to have no Metroid than another mess like the last ones...

After all is a fight for survival against a powerful alien species. Try to imagine Aliens: Isolation E-rated. It doesn't really work. Back then games had simple visuals and barely had any story, today the times has changed. Samus needs a personality, a plot to estabilish her skills...

I can't really say everything on my mind because of character limitations, but simply put, doing a E-rated game will result in a passive Samus character. For her to be portrayed like the old timers see her (as a badass) you can't screw around. The whole plot needs to be takes seriously.

@Raxyz: I honestly don't see how making it "M-rated" would suddenly make it good. That doesn't even make sense as a suggestion. Make it M-rated...how?

@Freezer: Did you SEE the recent Vandych photoset?

I'm late to the party, but to me, Metroid would have to be a M rated game. They can't make Samus justice if they don't do that. But Nintendo doesn't really care about their franchises, they care about their financial return. So forget about Metroid. Even fan-made ones since Nintendo likes lawyers

Clearly Samus will be the one doing the interviewing

Isn't Angie the manager, not TentaJo? Does Angie even swing that way?

I'm expecting this ever since I saw that Jo was a tentacle monster.
That's why there are only girls in the group?!?!

@내휴대폰: this couch scene is a somewhat famous porn cliché, in which the interviewer often ends up engaging in NSFW relations with the interview candidate.

Don't worry Samus, that couch's existence is the most lewd thing that'll happen to you here.

Russian Manager: so miss Aran, tell me about yourself
Samus: I'm S.A., I'm xx y old, and was a professional bouty hun...
Manager: did I hear you said booty?
Samus: no, I...
Manager intresting, would you like to strip for me.
... Every damn brazzer movie.

NDA Productions.

You said you don't like making memes into punchlines, yet you do it 6 strips later. :D

Wait, I thought it was Angie's bar, not Zone's...

:3

As if Samus doesn't already have a lot of experience doing porn.

Well Samus You Do What You Gotta Do.

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