@Alexandre Pereira (Alenonimo): I'd agree if Nintendo didn't sued everything that has a slight mention of her IPs. They even shut down a fan project that wasn't getting one cent off it...

You should seriously consider adding Samus to your comics. Nintendo doesn't seems to want her anymore, she lives in her spacecar, and she would be a good bouncer.

I'm fairly certain Samus Aran is my favorite video game character and I hate to see her in tears she is most definitely overqualified in both areas, even for a bouncer. And if she really is lonely, she should probably try modding her armor for paintball.

Well they did "promote" Jane to waitress so there's is a janitor slot open....but would Angie take advantage of a poor desperate girl just to save some money? .....Yeah I think she would too. :p

@Swagner Good point, but hopefully she remembers the autopilot (MP3). Or lets the animals or Adam fly (super/fusion).
Hopefully >:

@GratLurking Oh jeez you're right ;_;

I'm going to cry....

"Samus, go home, you're drunk."
"BUT MY HOME WAS DETONATED AGES AGO *LOUD CRYING HARDER*"

@QuirkedCookie: Meaning, tragically, that going home while sauced will land her a DWI

Telling Samus to go home is the worst, as she lives in her ship :(

Somebody has got to hire Samus before she ends up in an NTR doujin.

Now you have to hire her. Anything to see her smile

Honestly you could hire her for the bar. I mean she could be one of the girls until she finally gets a new game and have to "leave" to work on it or something. It would be fun to have someone from a game (like ZoneTan) to appear regularly in the comics.

;_;
Don't cry! Your games are in the top tier for speedrunning! Nintendo abandoned you, but we fans have not!

@Charles Berger
She has been drinking, though...

Should be

"Why does nobody want meeee..."

awww poor Samus, pls Joo show her some love, she needs it :)

You heartless bastards, hire her damnit, the panel 2 face is breaking my heart.

AWW, now I want Samus be a permanent thing here at Nerf NOW

The funniest part is that Samus not being able to hold her liquor is actually canon.

"anything" is missing its "t"

@anothga: Alek is on that.

If you include her in too many comics nintendo might Nintendo you.

I'd really like to see more Samus on Nerf Now! (and on some nintendo games, tbh), but I understand Nintendo don't like to share IPs =/ So, guys, I'm afraid we won't have her as a so regular character...

yes pls! add some Samus in your story arc pls! Since I discovered rule 34 of Samus, she's my no 1 waifu.

know your pain, sammy. =(

@Valiantsix: Yeah man, i think the very least they could do is to occasionally make her appear as a cameo in other games... mario kart would be nice, even though she's 'not cartoony enough', comparing to the rest of the characters.

Hahahahaha.... ouch

*Sigh* It really does make me sad that we haven't had a great Metroid game in a while. Bring her back to the 2D world on a handheld or something. Fusion was one of my top favorite Metroid games. I wish they could bring back something like that (also Samus would be awesome to see on Mario Kart).

You could hire her as a bouncer, or is one of the girls already doing that? I imagine even the girls' bar could use a bouncer or two.

I love your Samus, She is adorable. I just want to hug her and tell her everything is Ok.

Jo's version of Samus can never catch a break, maybe she'll get a job in the end. I like Morgan's princess dress. If only Peach could've had that bombcrown in smash.

Hire poor Samus Jo! Pls do eet! BibleThump