Go ahead little defiler...... eat your zerglings.... lets see what happens in about 55 comics...
p1agu3
over 15 years ago
Alright, I have to give you a big thank you for making this comic. I personally love the Defiler unit so much that my alias was originally conceived by my adolescent mind's fascination with the plague technique (dark swarm, featured in this comic, and plague are also both useful in money maps).
ender-wggn
over 15 years ago
love this comic
Pazu
over 15 years ago
New spam filter in place, powered by Akismet. Hopefully it will eat less legitimate comments than before.
UcklyDuglin
over 15 years ago
Quick Zerglings, burrow! Burrow for your lives! D=
[url=#user_comment_19284]@zeruf[/url]: Isn't just jumping for jumping sake... it's being able to create shortcuts and move more easily. I hate the need to take the long way because my feet can stop touching the ground.
zeruf
over 15 years ago
yea i hear you there joe, jumping in a game even though utterly useless is a thing that gives the feling of freedom. andafter playing WoW for so long and wathing everyone hop around like bunnies, i felt grounded and limited by Final Fantasy 11's mecahnics, glued to the floor on a flat landscape
Roderick
over 15 years ago
You think that's bad? Capcom took over 15 years to make a Megaman *crouch*. He still can't shoot up, though.
Zaranthan
over 15 years ago
Micro? They'll kill one ling as they charge in, then just beat the other two by weight of numbers. Just gotta make sure they're both shooting the same ling.
Kekeke
over 15 years ago
Maybe 3 lings could kill two rines if the rines just stood there and didn't use stim pack... Pretty sure any decent terran player can micro a couple of marines around to kill a few lings.
FX-Akira
over 15 years ago
@ Pie
It's a Starcraft joke, bra :D she can't eat the marines
Westy543
over 15 years ago
[url=#user_comment_19240]@Pie[/url]: Because they have guns. Guns hurt. The lings will just take it.
jamesjaeminsong
over 15 years ago
The saddest part about this is that 3 lings could just easily kill 2 rine, even without a defiler xD Maybe defiler is a spy D:<
carcinoGeneticist
over 15 years ago
[url=#user_comment_19240]@Pie[/url] - Because Defilers can only use consume on friendly zerg units. Those are enemy Terran units.
Get your gaming abstractions in order man.
B0b
over 15 years ago
zerglings, so cute.
StringPetounPing
over 15 years ago
[url=#user_comment_19187]@DntStpBereavin[/url]: She could also wait that her energy come back naturally. Afterall, she could need this snacks later and there are not enemy nearby. Always safe your food for when you really need it.
Pie
over 15 years ago
DX
Pie
over 15 years ago
Why can't she just eat the fucking marines!?
FeralCr
over 15 years ago
The lack of the defiler in SC2 makes my pants sad.
Kristoph
over 15 years ago
Eat the creep! Not the cute little lings!
darghe
over 15 years ago
Guild Wars IS the ability to not jump. It sure is some nice addition but lets focus on the marvelous new henchmen system or almost free roaming :) It still would be a fine piece of game without the ability to lift of your feet for almost 2 seconds.
Anonymoose
over 15 years ago
Noooooooooooooooooo don't eat/rape the Zerglings! Bad Defiler-tan, bad!
jamesjaeminsong
over 15 years ago
Well, judging by how there is only an odd number of lings....
Regal
over 15 years ago
Quick, little zerglings! Order a pizza!
Karesh
over 15 years ago
@Crass Spektakel
Well, you're entitled to your opinion.
Much like the person who says a book is bad after reading it upside down.
Wisknort
over 15 years ago
Anyone remember the map Mixed Special Forces? You could get a defiler hero... 0 energy to cast Dark Swarm and Plague (which BTW is what she is casting with Dark Swarm)... Epic spam fun, provided you've got backup.
PurpleXVI
over 15 years ago
Personally I'm NOT happy about the jumping stuff, it's an MMO. There will be lag and stuff, especially now they're making the zones bigger and more populated.
So jumping, etc. are mechanics that require timing, precision and notably a lack of lag unless you want to jump in a deep hole by accident
whaa?
over 15 years ago
Ahh yes, the find art of fucking JUMPING!?
Merc
over 15 years ago
Yah thats a Defiler. i remember. Aw poor lings. should have just let the marines kill you. :D
Michael
over 15 years ago
For those confused, I believe the big one is a defiler, the cloud is I think, Dark Swarm. Made all ranged attacks miss targets in the cloud I think. Lastly, the growl is it had an ability to eat fellow zerg units to regenerate energy.
I hope I'm right.
GG
over 15 years ago
Sooo, I can't figure out what Zerg that big one is. The small ones are obviously zerglings because of "rush" printed on their chest xD
Anonymous
over 15 years ago
Nom...that is all.
Crass Spektakel
over 15 years ago
Play Total Annihilation yesterday, it still rocks the shit out of Supreme Commander - mostly because in TA you get flashy carnage at the right perspective while in SC you are mostly zoomed out as far as possible to get better micromanagement control.
So basically 1997 TA has better graphics.
jurz
over 15 years ago
I wish playing GW1 would count for more things in GW2 instead of just trophies, I havern't had any incentive to play GW1 for years. I really enjoyed it too until my friends stopped playing, noone did pve anymore making both low end and high end mission hard, and the ingame economy became flooded :(
13_5
over 15 years ago
Perhaps not if you explained...
Tare
over 15 years ago
So am I the only one who thinks jumping in Guild Wars is a terrible idea?
DntStpBereavin
over 15 years ago
It's OK, she only needs to eat two of the three to recover energy from that :)
The Weasel
over 15 years ago
Have you seen the new trailer? It looks beautiful.
MuthSera
over 15 years ago
I look forward to pounding spacebar in GW2.
EMP
over 15 years ago
Don't worry, it is your birth right.
Ald
over 15 years ago
Now that makes me feel good. Another StarCraft series of artz comming? :droolz:
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