As for you DUKE, was the game really worth the wait?
Dev
over 13 years ago
I kind of wish this were true, considering how DNF ended up.
Woah
over 13 years ago
Yeah, this is hilarious in hindsight.
batman
over 13 years ago
WRONG!
Twilight
almost 14 years ago
Came across this reading through the archives and LOL'D SO HARD!
haaaaaaaaaaaaaa
almost 14 years ago
haaaaaaaaaaaaa
DUKE
almost 14 years ago
JOKES ON YOU BIATCH !!!
BarrelDragons
about 14 years ago
1 more month :(
YuFro
about 14 years ago
May 3.
12 years worth to wait.
asdf
about 14 years ago
The joke's going to be on people like this guy when it comes out this May.
Duke
over 14 years ago
It has a release date
reuregoge
over 14 years ago
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:DDDDDDDDDDDDDD
over 14 years ago
its out >:D
TK
over 14 years ago
A new company has taken over making Forever.
the wheel is ever turning..
Brent Youngblood
over 14 years ago
That link I posted is where YOU can preorder it now!
Brent Youngblood
over 14 years ago
You lost the game Jo. It's coming 2/1/11
HazenMire
over 14 years ago
IN
YOUR
FACE!
Ohforf
over 14 years ago
LMAO! wouldn't you know, apparently pigs can fly!
DN
over 14 years ago
Always bet on Duke.
*Monocle Man*
over 14 years ago
DON'T YOU DARE LOSE HOPE YOUNG MAN FOR THERE IS ON LAST LIGHT!!! http://www.joystiq.com/2010/09/03/duke-nukem-forever-rumored-at-pax/
Dave!
over 15 years ago
Easily the best update ever. Engie is gonna need something really big to top this.
Targe: bullets (Natascha)/melee/juggle with rocket/grenade.
Sword: stay the fuck away from them then.
Equalizer: soldier has <60 HP, so be good at shotgun aiming at least.
DH: still needs precision and good prediction (for mid-range and above) to master.
Buff: everyone pile on the banner holder.
Sol
over 15 years ago
Frankly, im sick of this entire update. I can't even leave cover without a few hundred rockets and grenades blending me into a organ-flavored smoothie.
A
over 15 years ago
Personally, I find all these new toys are OP.
Grandma Grammar
over 15 years ago
Imbalizer?
Serathis
over 15 years ago
Maybe in 2020 we get DNF for the X-Station 6700...
Kargamborgh
over 15 years ago
No. You are wrong. Always bet on Duke.
Lien
over 15 years ago
R.I.P Duke ;_;
Serathis
over 15 years ago
I just LOVE the demos charging at me. They are running in a straight line... sniper crosshair on them... headshot. Or if Im scout I just doublejump over them and no lube to their behinds...
SRG
over 15 years ago
wow causal son starting to look more like his dad with each new comic.
"you aren't the causal kid with golden locks of hair that fall down to your waist and was close to being bound and gag by your mother and I need to tell you the truth. All ways bet on DUKEN."
lynchy226
over 15 years ago
;_;
DN4eva
ZombiePlasticClock
over 15 years ago
I was in the kid's spot myself. Poor Duke :P
Jagos
over 15 years ago
Also, regarding Demoman. There are Demomen, then there are Scotsmen. There is no warrior unless he is Scotsman. ;)
Jagos
over 15 years ago
The DH has been fixed since this morning. That bug was taken out.
Dood
over 15 years ago
[url=#user_comment_20356]@TankHunter678[/url]: No random crits, yes. Reduce damage gain, no. Keep in mind the soldier needs to get into "if someone breathes on me, I die" range to get one-hits on the light classes(barring crits).
Doopliss
over 15 years ago
Chaos: Maybe wait until a majority of players are no longer soldiers or demomen? As heavy I've only ever been decapitated twice; once I was near death from other enemies, and the other time they had an uber. Heavy outright shreds "warrior" demomen.
TankHunter678
over 15 years ago
As for the Equalizer, I would say remove its random crits, and reduce its damage gain a bit. Then any buffs to the shovel can make it a sidegrade.
I feel sorry for Gunboats more though, it ONLY protects against vertical rocket jump damage, not long or wall jumps. If that were fixed...
TankHunter678
over 15 years ago
[url=#user_comment_20338]@Bdonski[/url]
The Direct Hit is in need of a bug fix, it is currently applying its damage bonus twice, and the mini-crit detection is working on swimmers and people going down stairs. So yes, its going to 1HKO most enemies because of bugs.
(sp)
over 15 years ago
Delivery =/= deliver
Kgummy
over 15 years ago
He will delivery it this time! I just know it!
Phyxius
over 15 years ago
[url=#user_comment_20338]@Bdonski[/url]
The 1HKO'ing is the POINT of the weapon. No nerfs are required.
And no, the equalizer and eyelander bot fall easily to a puff + sting.
Gamegeneral
over 15 years ago
The Targe and Eyelander make him a more offensive class. The Scottish resistance is too impractical for normal combat, so it makes him more defensive. The pipebombs are the same because they work in both ways.
Valve's updates seem to change roles of their classes in a lot of ways.
Chaos
over 15 years ago
Sword and board demo is hilariously overpowered, they cut 4 heads off in a span of several seconds because if you thought regular melee had a habit of being 400 feet long then you're gonna cry when a demo lops your head off from 6 miles away and then proceeds to do it to another dozen people.
Tyler
over 15 years ago
D':
Bdonski
over 15 years ago
As for the targe and eyelander, I really don't know what they were thinking, its just an odd update, they should have stuck with a demo style and made a different grenade launcher.
The eyelander is an interesting idea and I think its balanced. The -25 hp hurts people a lot more then they think.
Bdonski
over 15 years ago
The Equalizer and Direct Hit are need of serious nerfs. The DH will 1HKO 7/9 classes if it hits them while they are jumping or falling, need I say more?
The equalizer will win every melee fight, and makes the soldier way to easy to play, capping points and intel or getting to hp much faster.
Steel
over 15 years ago
Balls of STEEL. STEEL. BALLS OF STEEL
BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS. BALLS OF STEEL
BIGASSCURSEDSWORD
over 15 years ago
I'LL CHOP ALL YOUR HEADS OFF
BIGASSROCKETLAUNCHER
over 15 years ago
I'LL RAPE YOU ALLL!!!!
Salmon
over 15 years ago
Haven't played any of the new weapons due to a crappy computer but those new weapons sound and look awesome.
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