Judge dredd logic right here. Old stoney face will be barging in any moment now.

No unsweetened dark coffee? Casual detected.

Three spoons? I use five. And enough milk that my coffee is basically coffee-flavored sweetened milk. TEAspoons before you say anything, five TABLEspoons is simply overpowering.

I'll never understand why people treat sugar as some sort of drug, worst thing sugar has ever done to me is mess up my taste for a while making everything taste like shit(eat enough sugar and it'll also make itself taste like shit).

I am a hipster. I put 0 spoons of sugar in my coffee.

4-spooner here. AMA

I hear she likes to hold hands too. Degenerate freak!

fuck if that's ALL she does, then she really is a Goody-two-shoes. what would be wild is if she put COCAINE in her coffee. that would be much more acceptable "wild"

@Chris Sizemore: It's because the human body HAS to have carbs. If you don't eat any for too long it does bad things to you.

Little does she know her special sugar supplier is giving her Moonsugar.

I won't even smell the coffee if it doesn't have at least six spoons of sugar.

I don’t do anything special I’ve just on more than one occasion consumed enough espresso with milk that the caffeine content should have killed me.

anymore than no sugar and it's not even coffee.
DRINK IT BLACKER THAN THE EMPTY VOID!!!

Its amazing how much a little carbs hit you when you go 100% keto.

INB4 Jane accidentally walks in for something, and Morgan - delirious with sucrose and lust - pins her to the wall and f**ks her senseless.

That's all? I put a gallon of French Vanilla creamer in mine.

My dad use to make Army issue Coffee.
Only way mom could take it was with Sugar, Milk and Chocolate. Don't as how much of each she took.

I can’t bring myself to drink anything outside of water, milk, juice. No caffeine or carbonated beverages as my taste buds react too severely. Even tea is disgusting to no end. I’m also slightly lactose intolerant but you’ll never take away my 3.25%! Never!

Just look at all that cascading white powder...

3 spoons with half for my tea =w=

Morgan is a druggy confirmed

Jane and Morgan should have to share a turn from now on.

Then I'm out of control, since I drink my sugar with 3 spoons of coffee.

I put 3 n' a half spoons of sugar, I'm a wild card, a rebel.

pls Morgan senpai, tell us teh secret how to stay slim, and still using 3 spoon fo sugar!? #FatPeopleStruggle

Accidentally did three today too. Poured it away; Couldn't handle the sweet.

Guess noone should introduce such innocence to Irish coffee.