[url=#user_comment_24468]@Mundus33[/url]: Nice theory, but paying developers to fix bugs traditionally means that there will always be bugs to fix.
And besides, sterilizing the Zerg would be a MASSIVE nerf.
(Y'know, "fixing" bugs...)
Mundus33
about 15 years ago
we would be paying the video game company for us to polish thier games* (small clarification; no edit button)
Mundus33
about 15 years ago
I am surprised that nobody has commented on the fact that if adding polish was anything like this (Polish + attractive female character from the game) we would be paying the video game company to polish games and there would never be a bug in any game ever.
Some
about 15 years ago
I think Dood's hit it right on the ball.
Hooray satire.
Dood
about 15 years ago
He's just commenting on the protracted development cycle. They've taken so long buffing every last detail (not a bad thing) that even the CHARACTERS are getting sick of waiting.
Mad Cow Milk
about 15 years ago
FYI, for those who actually don't get it. He is saying that all SCII is, is a polished up SCI.
Personally, and perhaps also the point, the polish is gooood! Oh and I claim 1/2 of each can, I am half polish after all.
azndragon
about 15 years ago
MY EYES!!! *eyes explode*
Jake'm
about 15 years ago
[url=#user_comment_24435]@Bob[/url]: Anyone taking someone acting like a tsundere seriously deserves everything they get.
If, uh, that makes sense >_>
Cynicalforthesolepurposeofbeingcynical
about 15 years ago
I wonder if there is a direct correlation between claiming one of the "naughty bits" as yours and how much actual play you have gotten. That out of the way, I was not invited to the Beta either, even though I did the Battle.net, I'm not frustrated, if anything it makes the fruit seem sweeter.
Danda
about 15 years ago
I can hear Dr. Eggman saying those 'NO!'s right now
A Bag of Opinions
about 15 years ago
So a Polish guy walks into a bar...wait. Wrong polish, my bad.
Bob
about 15 years ago
Oh, and nice shiny comic.
Bob
about 15 years ago
People took Jo seriously?
I thought it was obvious...what with the whole extra s before stupid.
kdebones
about 15 years ago
You spin me right round baby right round! >X D I'm sorry, i've been wanting to make a Photo Note with that for ages.
Anon
about 15 years ago
[url=#user_comment_24386]@Commander204[/url]: No because I didn't like the game without an expansion so I didn't bother with the expansion. After playing RTS games like Rise of Nations and Age of Empires SC just felt really shitty.
Kiberkiller
about 15 years ago
Because it's not.
Musouka[mex]
about 15 years ago
Who in their right mind would think SCII is not AWESOME? (yes, with capital letters!!!)
Geoxan
about 15 years ago
Lol you guys just got trolled by Jo
Grimm
about 15 years ago
Of course, they can't let *everyone* into the beta. After all, Blizzard can only afford so many cans of polish, and let's be frank anyone who's in it just won't stop.
Ramon
about 15 years ago
I get it! since you can't get in beta your mad at the game, which doesn't necessary mean it is a bad game. Like the story reference.
Uber Spycrab
about 15 years ago
i don't even know this game, but this is funny X3
PT
about 15 years ago
But I'm from Poland and that means I'm Polish! Does that mean I get to get close to Zerg-chan?
Lien
about 15 years ago
Lol @Mr.Fox and Grapes' comment!
BowlerHatMan
about 15 years ago
I just watched a LOT of SCII footage... and I'm LOVING what I'm seeing. Can't wait to get my hands on it.
noobloop
about 15 years ago
heh, after the last comic I thought you didn't like starcraft 2
wicko
about 15 years ago
I thought you gave everything away in the last sentence when you stuttered.
Lord of the Dance
about 15 years ago
Still polishing...still polishing...if they polish too much it will lose it's original sheen :O
Grapes
about 15 years ago
Oh how sweet it will be. That's right, jump a little more, you can smell it now cant you that sweet, moist, ripe, tender smell that compares only to a woman. You sly fox, we are just hanging right here. See so close this time. You know you want some sweet tender juicy grapes.
Mr. Fox
about 15 years ago
Hey grapefags, how do you enjoy your grapes? I'll be over here with my delicious apple.
DoubleAnon
about 15 years ago
Kinda hard not to tell with all the starcraft love, that you'd like the game even if it's just a 3D version of the original.
Plus the mock tsundere line that was the same structure as the valentine predator-tan's line kinda gave it away, unless someone doesn't bother reading things for subtext
Paper Skull
about 15 years ago
I think its trying to say is, "We're polishing it until it's perfect. Relax and wait, when the game finally does come out, it'll be good. Trust us."
SpyBehindYou
about 15 years ago
Nope, Blizzard kept us waiting too long.
Commander204
about 15 years ago
[url=#user_comment_24383]@Anon[/url]: Did you try the first game and its expansion along with their campaigns and multi-player?
Anon
about 15 years ago
I didn't like Star Craft I don't see any reason while I'll like II.
Commander204
about 15 years ago
To respond to what Jo said in his comments earlier, and after reading the Fox and the Grapes, I do not despise this game because I can't play it. I know that it's gonna be amazing, but I am still bummed I didn't get chosen for beta testing.
Neku
about 15 years ago
Probably something like "you could polish a turd all you can but it's still a turd"
Regal
about 15 years ago
Go easy on her. She's still got a hangover from the party.
Leon89
about 15 years ago
I wish i could Polish her.
ColdCedric
about 15 years ago
PRETTY, PRETTY, SHINY, SHINY
sole21
about 15 years ago
YOU REQUIRE ADDITIONAL WAX CANS
Katana
about 15 years ago
I'm a little confused. Are you just saying that the Zerg units in SC2 have way too much specular lighting on them or something?
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