What people are saying about "Bizarro Paradise"
Bizarro Paradise
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Goodguy211
almost 14 years ago
o.o'
Girl in picture? Is that the girl from Kanon? xD
EndisNigh
over 14 years ago
DoA: Paradise.
I'm a boobie man, so what,but damnit, it's just DOA Extreme Volleyball on a degraded level anyway. The only saving grace is seeing BlackJack Rio on American Shores.

btw, yes, I do have the game. Nothing you can do about it =D
thatguy5
over 14 years ago
I would actually play this game. Cubic chess and whatnot!
Soem Troll
over 14 years ago
Cubic chess? o_0;
AdviceTroll
over 14 years ago
Dude, you should check out APB. This game might be something worth waiting for, especially for an artist like you.
Lien
over 14 years ago
@Troll now!!: Trick question! you're asexual!
Manwhat
over 14 years ago
@Troll NOW!!: Your a total bisexual .... hows that?
Troll NOW!!
over 14 years ago
Fun fact: 75% of users who say my post will think I am gay and 47% of the users who think will make a post that say "your a fag"! :D



PROVE ME WRONG! -__-
Troll NOW!!
over 14 years ago
I'd play that game. Cause you know it be fun and not stupid eye-candy. DoA is just "We have boobs so you will buy us cause you don't have a sex life" :P
Commander204
over 14 years ago
Blargh! xD
Lobster
over 14 years ago
It's hard to believe that DoA games have such terrible boob physics when they clearly spend so much time and money on it. They ought to go have a look at Bayonetta, though I'm pretty sure that's a canned animation when you pull Joy onto the horse thing.
Really?
over 14 years ago
You actually had a slightly entertaining arc going
AND THEN BAM
"Look! Dead or Alive uses big boobs! Hahahahaha!"
Ugh.
Michael C
over 14 years ago
The really fun part? If Helena were real, doing that sort of thing with her would actually be pretty awesome. =D
sd123
over 14 years ago
dasasdas
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over 14 years ago
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mangaturtle
over 14 years ago
...i want a game like this...
Manwhat
over 14 years ago
I wonder why people think the Sniper/Demo arc is over ... arcs have had a non-related comic slipped in the middle before.
Shmitz
over 14 years ago
[url=#user_comment_27139]@Bob[/url]: Oh come on, you can't honestly say that people commenting on the plot, story, and enjoyability of the gameplay in FF6 is even close to the usual fangirling over Sephiroth that happens with FF7, in quantity OR in level of annoyance.
Dr. Taco
over 14 years ago
I would make it.
kefkadude
over 14 years ago
FINISH VI! Kefka deserves to be vanquished! (oh god...commision idea ...)
cantseeshitcaptain
over 14 years ago
Either make your comics bigger or don't put giant boxes of text in the third panel.
A Bag of Opinions
over 14 years ago
@Jake'm: Then you forgot 'bout Japan...

...they be crazy over there.
Jake'm
over 14 years ago
So Jo played DoA Boobs 6: The Boobening.

Didn't know people played them.
GoldenJoe
over 14 years ago
Go finish FF6, and enjoy having your preconceptions about old games not being playable completely shattered. Just don't be upset if you think less of the other FF games when you're done.

Also, those DOA fanservice games are embarassing. Haha, what kind of people do they think we are!
Bob
over 14 years ago
You mean people actually play that crap?
I thought they just fap to uploaded Nico vids.

Also, I'm starting to be annoyed by FF6 the same way I was forever put off by FF7 - annoying fans. Don't get me wrong, I love me some FF6, but I wish people would tone it down a little, you know?
TheBaron87
over 14 years ago
[url=#user_comment_27122]@Zaranthan[/url]: Well if you do all the sidequests in WoR then the final dungeon is no problem. As long as you don't run from any battles you can progress straight through the story never grinding and always be the right level.
Shmitz
over 14 years ago
Gotta chime in to agree with what others are saying. FF6 is the best FF hands down.
Swift
over 14 years ago
you gotta beat FFVI. best one of the series
spazhero
over 14 years ago
it rubix chess? how do you...why would....but....forgget it im not even gona ask.
xoyv
over 14 years ago
me bizarro, me hate doa:p, it stupid and boring
Wake The Shark
over 14 years ago
Aw We'll never know if the sniper got Demo Tan...
Zaranthan
over 14 years ago
That's not to say it's impossible to set yourself up for a little last minute grinding before the Big Damn Heroes dungeon, but enough of the characters get enough forced screen time to get you through it. Just remember to teach everybody Cure and you're fine.
Zaranthan
over 14 years ago
[url=#user_comment_27105]@TheBaron87[/url]: Totally spot-on. FF6 is VERY balanced in terms of leveling. Whether you use only your favorite four characters all the time or try to rotate in the bench warmers consistently, the difficulty stays reasonable.
Altherix
over 14 years ago
Dead or Alive Paradise ranks right up with the Dead or Alive movie.

I refuse to recognize their existence, I'm a big DOA fan.
Probably shouldn't start a new arc
over 14 years ago
You know, pessimism never got a ending, and you just kind of abandoned it. Some "arc" :V
Serathis
over 14 years ago
You sir... win again!
Lien
over 14 years ago
I would love to see how the author would handle Any megami tensei game. But Lost odyssey is awwwwwright! [url=#user_comment_27093] @RAwrs[/url]: Or simply, he'll leave the arc as it is and continue it next month or something... after the sniper will take a long cold shower.
XxM4574GRUN7xX
over 14 years ago
Damn, the scary thing is, that game sound pretty fun right about now...
Hellsing987
over 14 years ago
[url=#user_comment_27093]@RAwrs[/url]: He's probably just taking a quick break from the arc, he does that sometimes, it might be because that's just how it ends, but I have a feeling there's more coming...
Canuck-Errant
over 14 years ago
For some reason I thought it was Left 4 Dead Extreme Volleyball instead of Dead or Alive Paradise.

Dead Rising Extreme Volleyball would also be interesting, but in an /entirely different/ way.
TheBaron87
over 14 years ago
If you have to grind in FF6 you're doing it wrong.

Also, shame for being interested in FF and not yet finishing the best one. Double shame if it's any version other than SNES.
Maphysto
over 14 years ago
I see no goatees.
BLU Soldier
over 14 years ago
I am really surprised as the lack of a "spy here" picture comment.... oh wait... no there it is.
Alice Margatroid
over 14 years ago
Huzzah, Lost Odyssey is excellent.
SNES
over 14 years ago
Okay, the set width of the comic viewing area makes wide comics such as this really small and hard to read.

Either change the website or stop making wide comics.
Devil Dan
over 14 years ago
[url=#user_comment_27093]@RAwrs[/url]: I guess the author had tovent about Jell-o (or powdered bone slime) first. Or maybe it is finished and that's how it ends.
PerfectDeath
over 14 years ago
its actually Powdered Bone Slime
http://art.penny-arcade.com/photos/829722661_Sfv7A-L.jpg
Get it right!! D=<
RAwrs
over 14 years ago
Wait where is the rest of the last comic thing
StarPilot
over 14 years ago
[url=#user_comment_27088]@Anonymoose[/url]: Persona 3 is coming to the PSP soon, right? I played the PS2 version of it. Can get grindy if you don't visit the tower at least twice a "week", but the social links aspect was great.
Anonymoose
over 14 years ago
Tried the Persona series, Jo? They seem to be a good middle ground for the different types of RPG players.
Me or I, one of them
over 14 years ago
I would buy it.
Chrono
over 14 years ago
Jello fetish is pro and you know it.
Commander204
over 14 years ago
But the jello physics made the game interesting as to how a woman who had that kind of flamboyancy and bust could every fight like Jet Li.
Kringlorr
over 14 years ago
Jello Nazi says no Jello for you!