@Samuel It's a jellyfish and her name is Aurelia. She is a really sweet girl, looking for her distant home.

Guess somebody failed to notice a pair of things about this particular tarnished.

I would take the offer from the "Its dangerous to go alone" Maiden. If she had the armload of kittens meme, rather then what looks like a jelly fish/slime.

Despite being labeled as maidenless, the player in fact has plenty of waifus.

What troubles thee?
No maidens?

What's the joke here?
And what's with all the piss in the final panel?