There will be many laughs to be had in Dwarf Fortress.
SRG
over 14 years ago
@Phoenix Wright: wait didn't you get debarred and live on as a piano playin' drunk!
wow
over 14 years ago
dumb comments on every picture
ZACK IS, ZACK IS, POWW
.
over 14 years ago
fallout 3 would be niceerrr
codename: slenderman
over 14 years ago
this will be my last p-p-*static*-post. as my mind fades, i only look at wah-*bzzzzt* what direction nerfnow is==*bzzzzzzzzzT**bzzzt*q274gfnb- pointing to,mguergtt7, my last words=:WR:@#R::; do not, under anY CiCUmsTanCE, do youomhn4iow7g5t512wctv c927RT@Q#$___________________ (system failure)
A Bag of Opinions
over 14 years ago
Well, tried it...and somehow the basics got me all confuzalded...
...and the wiki did nothing for me...
...oh well.
Batabii
over 14 years ago
@chocolate waffle: INTERRUMPED
MCburnist
over 14 years ago
Yeah it's a fun game if you can wrap your head around it. My first few magma traps ended up incinerating my fortress, what joy.
EnragedFilia
over 14 years ago
So? That just means it's a crossover.
And yes, everyone should download dwarf fortress and proceed to learn a great deal about stone.
Kagrenac
over 14 years ago
Damned Engineers stealing my Tools!
Phoenix Wright
over 14 years ago
OBJECTION!
Are you all blind? This is NO DF comic! I mean, just look at the bottom(Points to the spy and flamethrower)
This is a fake-out, most of you are idiots. That is all your honor.
chocolate waffle
over 14 years ago
JO CANCELS TF2 ARC: INTERRUMPED BY CARP
A Bag of Opinions
over 14 years ago
Sooo...is it recommended that those who haven't play Drawf Fortress download it now?
Or should I just stay in the deep, dark pits of my ignorance...
strangething
over 14 years ago
[url=#user_comment_38499]@SRG[/url]: Oh and I hope this has lots of Blood... or it won't be DF with out it.
And vomit. Don't forget the vomit.
Le Shad
over 14 years ago
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Derpy MacDerpo
over 14 years ago
Just who the fuck is Zack?
:)
over 14 years ago
Dwarf Fortress is good too....
Very good....
Frank West
over 14 years ago
Excuuuuuse me? No Dead Rising Comic? I thought we were close Jo, I thought you'd put me before TF2 for once....
I'm gonna go cover a war, somewhere far away. *Sniff*
BallongFörsäljaren
over 14 years ago
Dwarf fortress? You're making a arc about GNOMES?! ...oh wait, never mind.
ray10k
over 14 years ago
[url=#user_comment_38463]@GraveZombie[/url]: I've got dwarf fortress and I really rock at it. All my dwarves have died of thrist.
there. fixed it for you. NO fortress complete without a dehydration-fueled tantrum spiral.
ray10k
over 14 years ago
love this game, too bad I suck so bad I have to turn off invaders to survive for more than two years.
XD
over 14 years ago
so, pyro finally found out about sniper-tan and spy
Khan
over 14 years ago
Who the fuck are Zack and Frank and why should we care?
anonamouse
over 14 years ago
Fook yea
Anonomous
over 14 years ago
This is pure awesome.
Even though I never could figure that darned game out.
Enguhl
over 14 years ago
Pfft, like you get a chance to dig too deep before the carp kill you.
A Fan
over 14 years ago
Pyros would probably find dorfs amusing for a time, but boring in the long run. Where's the fun in something that doesn't even realize that it's on fire? What's that? Fire spreads in this game? Happy Pyros!
SRG
over 14 years ago
there are very little webcomics making jokes or references to SoA:C2:dwarf fortress the only one I know is three panel soul. the rest seem to be ridding on the mainstream bandwagon. Oh and I hope this has lots of Blood... or it won't be DF with out it.
Batabii
over 14 years ago
Needs moar graphics.
Alex
over 14 years ago
Dwarf Fortress has infinite potential for comedy. I want to see this so much.
But what about SC2? I thought you were going to do at least one strip about it.
Dusk
over 14 years ago
Oh lord yes, do it!
Roflstomper
over 14 years ago
This is a troll, right? I thought the Sniper/Pyro/Spy arc had the most requests.
I am looking forward to this all ASCII version of Nerf Now!
danvolodar
over 14 years ago
OH HELL YES, DF!
<3 Jo
Tampashrew
over 14 years ago
What the fuck is this? No seriously, What the fuck?
whazzzamonster
over 14 years ago
League of Legends!!!
Obadiah the Slim
over 14 years ago
So do we get to see the awesomeness of Morul (the most interesting dwarf in the world)or Cacame, Elf King of the Dwarves?
Bob
over 14 years ago
Ew, DF.
Armok: God of Blood
over 14 years ago
So this is where my miner disappeared to!
Looks like there is a spirit of fire about to do some justice before causing 'FUN'
Furist
over 14 years ago
You want a dwarf? There's your goddamn dwarf. You want better graphics? Screw you. Dwarves can do lots of stuff. Like digging. Can you dig? Hell no. Play Dwarf Fortress.
ō_ō
over 14 years ago
tf2 ftw
Mcscrooge
over 14 years ago
[url=#user_comment_38456]@Aurani[/url]
But only if the Doctor wills it.
heheheh... Doukutsu Monogatari...
Mcscrooge
over 14 years ago
The first second my eyes laid their sight upon this comic, I was filled with a euphoric sensation... Also I came...
Japa
over 14 years ago
The siege operator is an elf!
Nessmk2
over 14 years ago
I think this is a joke... But I hope not. This game is an under-played gem that has a wealth of humor a knowing artist can tap for great fun, especially considering the hilarious sight-gag potential, as seen here with le spy.
mrchinchin25
over 14 years ago
STONES FOR THE STONE LORD
Ross
over 14 years ago
STRIKE THE EARTH
BLaggard
over 14 years ago
This comic just temporarily stopped my heart. This is- there are no words. The anticipation is killing me. I think i can hear the internet crying tears of joy. Let there be magma.
GraveZombie
over 14 years ago
I've got dwarf fortress but I really suck at it. All my dwarves have died of thrist.
cosmictoast
over 14 years ago
ah dwarf fortress, i spent many a dasy playing that game before i dug to deep without knowing what i was doing and got rushed by 12345739057396573985739440000000004624737462795002194254758362667383826367473564747636457363480284849292.9 deamons
Akkml
over 14 years ago
YES! Now this is an arc where i might have the slightest idea of what is going on.
Aurani
over 14 years ago
[url=#user_comment_38410]@nighthawk_99[/url]: Hide the toast, Misery is coming. :X
TheBaron87
over 14 years ago
2CAT.
THERE MUST BE 2CAT SOMEWHERE IN THIS ARC.
Alpharius
over 14 years ago
Hell yeah this is going to be awesome!
freshmeatt
over 14 years ago
You, sir Jo, win the game.
Um
over 14 years ago
Lien, Zack and Frank are might be...
Raziel and ShadowNetZero respectively. And they know each other. IRL. So they proceed to insult each other via the internet webcomic, Nerfnow!
At last
over 14 years ago
Finally the DF2 arc that everyone was wanting
Anonymous
over 14 years ago
Oh hell yes.
Bisected8
over 14 years ago
This is going! To! Be! EPIC!!
SRDFF
over 14 years ago
pyros are just normal citizens who pull the level to the magma cannon.
spy checking are done by 'guard dogs' and gremlins are known for sapping buildings.
snipers are the powerful class to use in DF due to the bow and crossbow are over powered.
oh and every one (even humans) breed by spores.
GuardianTempest
over 14 years ago
I'm hoping for a (thermonuclear) CATSPLOSION!!!
Some random DF fan
over 14 years ago
a df mod where
Australium is Adamantine and when hit with it causes a syndrome effect that paralyze the person in place.
DwaREDs vs GoBLUs KoBLUS ELUS
but there no way to make a sentry or despenser with out a utility hack that spawns a immobile creature that fires a material breathe attack.
SRG
over 14 years ago
[url=#user_comment_38437]@Epsilon[/url]: you do know that DF female dwarfs have beards
(before 31.# and still then people could mod that back in...{toady has a step guide on how to add that old feature in the raws})
[url=#user_comment_38410]
@nighthawk_99[/url]: he says "OH yeah" now... :(
Epsilon
over 14 years ago
There better be drawf-tan!
Ulrist
over 14 years ago
HOLLLYYYY SSHHHHHIII-
REALLY? DF? YOU ARE NOW A GOD IN MY EYES
AMRIV
over 14 years ago
Strike the earth!
Lien
over 14 years ago
GUYS! everyone! I found out the big secret! It shocked me but all this time, ShadownetZero and Raziel are actually the same perso...
*Lights turns off*
*woman scream with rolling thunder*
*lights turns back on, Lien is bleeding on the floor*
Acckkk... they are... they are the same...*dies*
Derpa
over 14 years ago
So who is Zack or Frank anyways?
Nerva
over 14 years ago
This is an engraving of a Spy and a Pyro. The Spy is fleeing. The Pyro is about to set a Spy on fire. This commemorates the slaying of the Spy by the Pyro in the fort 2fort during the summer of 2010.
Carlos
over 14 years ago
It's = it is.
Its = its.
"Nerfnow proudly presents it's next arc" = "Nerfnow proudly presents it is next arc" = wrong.
It should read "Nerfnow proudly presents its next arc."
I like taquitos.
Internet Guy
over 14 years ago
Also, for extra humor, go back a few comics to when this Frank/Zack stuff started, and you can slowly watch peoples descent into madness over the "ZACK/FRANK is X" photonotes.
Internet Guy
over 14 years ago
Justifiable Elf hate incoming in 3...2...
Sankis
over 14 years ago
STRIKE THE EARTH!
Urist McCarpbait
over 14 years ago
Dem dorfs man, dem dorfs.
Aurum
over 14 years ago
Omg yes. a Dwarf Fortress comic! Boatmurdered.
Merc
over 14 years ago
Dorf fortress / Team Fortress 2 cross. :D
nighthawk_99
over 14 years ago
Don't dig too deep, or you might awaken the might Balrog! Huzzah!
...Please tell me somebody got that joke. (It's not LOTR)
Spëciäl Chäräctërß
over 14 years ago
Unicode is what I am typing D:
Cirno
over 14 years ago
inb4 SPY ROUND HERE and MINE posts
MaceDwarf
over 14 years ago
that dwarf is a GOBLIN!
protect the Children!
SRG
over 14 years ago
goblin snatchers,
atom smashers,
mega projects,
assassination of demons law makers,
random forbidden one/demon/titans,
the MODS,
the utilities,
the fact that one can survive fire by burning off all their fat,
Noble mandates
and all the FUN in-between.
Segnaro
over 14 years ago
FUCKKEN YESSSSSSS
carsonist
over 14 years ago
all props to DF, sweet idea.
Jokers_Wild
over 14 years ago
Its fun to lose!
Jokers_Wild
over 14 years ago
Great! Frekin'! Game!
satisfied
over 14 years ago
at least it's not toehoe garbage
Khan
over 14 years ago
YOU SHOULD PLAY DWARF FORTRESS
YOU WANT A DWARF?
THERES YOUR FUCKING DWARF
YOU WANT BETTER GRAPHICS?
FUCK YOU!
DWARVES CAN DO LOTS OF THINGS
LIKE DIG!
CAN YOU DIG?
FUCK NO
PLAY DWARF FORTRESS
Knight13
over 14 years ago
DEM FUKKEN DORFS!
yop
over 14 years ago
Thx for the help[url=#user_comment_38389] @LMGTFY[/url] , Now I know that ascii is American Standard Code for Information
/facepalm
Hogulus
over 14 years ago
Something tells me the Engineer's going to be a very happy man. Dwarf. Whatever.
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