Cats adopt dorfs, not the other way around.

For all you on the DF/MC debate, make an epic DF whatever, and the use DF2MC. It converts a DF map into a similar map in MC. Just don't let the creepers blow it to hell.

Needz moar catgirls.

Example of a bad mandate when Caravans come....

"Export of Slade products crafts BANNED". C'mon! What else can we trade. PFFT

[url=#user_comment_42094]@StarPilot[/url]: That's what happens when you let Otacon program the disguise kit...

this pleases me.

@A Bag of Opinions:you won't your dwarfs be doing that for you. all you need to be Raging about is how to keep those nobles at bay... maybe by making a room which floor is really a retracting bridge with a pit connected to the caverns. if you get a bad mandate
flip the switch and boom no more noble

You forgot to mention about Mayday's graphic modset! Course there are others out there. I just like this one. Also Dwarf Therapist is a must :O

http://mayday.w.staszic.waw.pl/df.php

@'nonymous
While I agree that DF is immensely more complex than Minecraft, Minecraft is not to be taken lightly either. And there is a lot of stuff yet to be implemented.

http://youtu.be/f6JqoE7MZEE

http://youtu.be/4-nzgO2tBXw

Aw man, Solid Snake transformed into a Cat Girl when he got caught.

For those trying to link DF and minecraft ... they're not even remotely alike. DF is incredibly, ridiculously intricate. Its engine generates physics for all objects within the game (even liquids) - allowing you to create a /computer/. Yes, a computer. Go check out the forums.

Man...I want to play this game...

...but I don't want to be in that downward spiral of rage, depression and rage, again...

...meh, you win some you lose some.

Dwarf Fortress doesn't have a learning curve. It has a learning CLIFF.

[url=#user_comment_42083]@Leon89[/url]: someone made jo a minecraft skin a year ago.

Yaaaaay DF!

For this who want a simple explanation of Dwarf Fortress: it's like Sim City except infinitely more complex and all your citizens are retarded manic-depressive alcoholics.

i would suggest you try minecraft (www.minecraft.net/)
it's kind of like DF, only imagine you are one of the dwarfs in a 3D world

DF is dumb.

Oh, and there's also GUI available you know.

[url=#user_comment_42045]@Mrt[/url]: holy shit, an Order of the Stick reference xfd

Hehe, those dorfs look awesome! More, please!

Oh I can certainly feel the coming catsplosion alright.

For some reason, I find the first little bit of this comic insanely amusing, along with the dwarfs face in the final panel. Also, for everybody confused by todays comic, try this:

http://df.magmawiki.com/index.php/Main_Page

I suggestion searching basic things like "cat", "Dwarf", etc.

[url=#user_comment_42060]@Furry[/url]: Do you think its working?

Soon the dorfs will run out of space! Beware the cat!!!!

Next step - Minecraft Alpha.

DF is good, but not as good as Zangband!

"Thug explodes like a blood sausage!"

...oops! wrong game!

My god, He is trying to turn us all furry with his cute drawings!

Oh gee, do I spy fanservice?

I think I do, and I like it...

[url=#user_comment_42055]@Catsplosion[/url]: DAMN YOU CATSPLOSION. I TRY TO GET MY DWARVES TO CHOP ALL THOSE KITTENS TO PREVENT A CATSPLOSION BUT NO, THEY HAVE TO INEXPLICABLY OWN THE LITTLE SHITS. I hate you...

YAY Dwarf fortress!

I can totally see Versaivus in that elf chief

[url=#user_comment_42038]@SRG[/url]: creative mind is well thinking up what you want your dwarfs to do after you got surviving done.

And here i was suspecting the infamous 2cat dilemma, a surefire way to create a perpetual annoyance for dorfs everywhere.

[url=#user_comment_42037]@SRG[/url]: first for dwarf fortress will drag if said cpu having to path find every single living creature and if you want to build a large statue of Mini medic on HWGUY fast you best be either killing or finding ways to kill of variables. think of it as vote kicking the low ping.

[url=#user_comment_42036]@Mujaki[/url]: of old dwarf history reading this would lead to old tales of elephants and carp being deadly than the now fluffy wambler which can kill a bronze colossus or two. also jo needs to first think on sustaining two things if he want to enjoy DF. a good framerate and creative mind.

The most EPIC tale in the history of Dwarf Fortress:
BOATMURDERED.
http://lparchive.org/LetsPlay/Boatmurdered/
Welcome to f@#%ing Boatmurdered!

catphixiation is urists new fetish

You best use protection, boy.

Wait, isn't having a gigantic harem of sexy cat girls every dwarf's dream? I suppose a few 'live rounds' wouldn't hurt....

I LOVE YOU NERF
THIS MADE MY WEEKEND
come back to steam soon

[url=#user_comment_42024]@Dorfnut[/url]: wait there one of them. so I take it the second part talks about the goblins and their stealin of our kids and tigermens.

Tiger(Wo)man pets?! Well there goes the framerate.

Jo delivered on the Dwarf Fortress promise.

I am happy with this. c:

[url=#user_comment_42021]@Alex[/url]: Toady nerfed the Carp. You now have to watch out for the unicorns.

Beware the carp.

@Pertamax!: Its a Dwarf Fortress Meme you don't want to know. (Basically, cats adopt dwarfs, rendering them unkillable if you want your dwarfs to be happy and as they take up computing power if there are 2 of them they will multiply and lag the game to hell)

"we will stand for this agression [sic] any longer?"
I assume you mean "won't stand for this aggression any longer", correct? Or am I missing a Dwarf Fortress joke?

[url=#user_comment_42009]@Robert[/url]: I lol'ed and switched it. Good one.

any one mind explaining 2 cats?

The most complex game in the world finally gets nerfed!

Registered just to add that photo note...

What is this... I dont even.... not that I'm complaining....

you actually are doing dwarf fortress

First :B