Urist Tukatis has been miserable lately. he lost a pet to tragedy recently. he was forced to drink vomit lately.
He is clumsy.
Urist Tukatis likes lava, water, alcohol, catgirls for their fanservice and carp for their hardcore. He absolutely detests hydras.
Luigifan
over 13 years ago
What man WOULDN'T get pissed off if his girlfriend got killed?!?
D:
about 14 years ago
Kitty!
Also.
CURSE YOU CARP!!!
Official Naysayer
about 14 years ago
These DF comics are so freaking cliche you don't even need to have played the game to write them. They're just the worst/most common jokes from the DF wiki/forums/whatever reiterated verbatim in comic form. Seriously, "ha ha ha carp are dangerous" hasn't been funny for years, if it ever was.
Sal
over 14 years ago
The funny part is that the dwarf wouldn't have realized it was on fire to begin with.
starclaws
over 14 years ago
more df comics woooo!
Exen
over 14 years ago
inb4 Catgirl Fortress
Timothy T.
over 14 years ago
It's not a joke if that's what actually happens in the game.
Hyperkultra
over 14 years ago
No, no, no, wrong, wrong, wrong. The Dwarf clearly has noticed that it is on fire, that is all wrong.
Kgummy
over 14 years ago
You forgot the part where the Dorf on fire goes to get a beer, causing explosions.
Pick Yer Poison
over 14 years ago
...is it a bad thing if I feel like this happened to me once? >.>;
Bob
over 14 years ago
I already said what what on DF, so now I'll just say MC is bad too.
That said, this comic was funny.
TrollShark
over 14 years ago
I know it's probly late game when you can use them but i must say it. Fucking magma, how does it work?
Urist
over 14 years ago
This pretty much sums up every DF game ever. Except that the Hammerer should be seeking out Urist Tukatis for not making enough glass thrones on a sandless map
Somefag
over 14 years ago
HURRY UP AND MAKE MORE DF COMICS,THESE ARE FUNNY.
King of Zeroes
over 14 years ago
This comic depicts a dorf being eaten by a carp. The dorf is on fire. It menaces with spikes.
Ferret
over 14 years ago
Since when do dwarves have clothes in a thriving dwarven fort?
CARP
over 14 years ago
INTERRUPTED BY CARP
Peff
over 14 years ago
doom lever is soooo hard to build I use one fisher and Carp kill all with little help for game (dwarfs IDIOT) AI
Jer
over 14 years ago
I finally start understanding how some of this game goes... and I just got a berzerk woodcutter who cut down half the dwarves... Losing ... isn't that fun ;)
Urist McFisher
over 14 years ago
I seen carps livin' in rivers but cavern rivers? Those carps must be a nightmare
2033
over 14 years ago
H? as in Hentai? DO WANT.
foducool
over 14 years ago
ecchi stuff goin' on XD
Rincewind
over 14 years ago
If an Hydra killed my catgirl, I surely would open the floodgates too.
I want a catgirl... and a doom lever.
Internet Guy
over 14 years ago
Yeah...
This does give a pretty good view of how it usually ends.
Well, that, or Urist McMiner goes Equalizer soldier on the fort because his pal Urist McNoble had an 'accident'.
iSpycheck
over 14 years ago
Fanservice. But shit, that catgirl's pose and facial expression actually makes me feel bad/seduced.
Connor
over 14 years ago
Guess what! I've got a fever! And the only prescription! Is more catgirl!
StarPilot
over 14 years ago
[url=#user_comment_42215]@Jay[/url]: Are you saying tomato soup isn't awesome?
Jay
over 14 years ago
Made. Of. Awesome.
No... no, not the lava, the lava isn't made of awesome, no, wait, stop, we don't want the awesome lava, DON'T PULL THAT LEVER...!
RIP Boatmurdered.
Richardson
over 14 years ago
I keep hovering over the text boxes cuz I think they're photonotes..
Scynix
over 14 years ago
Haha, best comic you've done I think. Freaking carps.
Senguie
over 14 years ago
looked dwarf fortress up and i didnt think it would be asci.
so im gonna give it a try tommorow.
zero298
over 14 years ago
God it's so true.
RABBLE
over 14 years ago
These jokes are so original! There I was thinking that all dwarf fortress humor was exactly the same...
Roderick
over 14 years ago
That Hydra was obviously taking about science. Damn capital H's.
SRG
over 14 years ago
The forbidden one name Carpy fourDeeth it has scales all over it's body and a tail for it's lower half.
Beware of it's deadly splash attack.
Any one notice the main door to the fort has a facial hair?
SkarmoryThePG
over 14 years ago
Clearly, we need more catgirl.
Mortipede
over 14 years ago
thats not furry thats tigerman (of course female) and not so rare beast to see in savanah...
to Joperera: More! Come one DF is like infinite source of comics! ... and Fun
Codename: slenderman
over 14 years ago
[url=#user_comment_42175]@gah[/url]: what furries were there to start with?
CARP
over 14 years ago
INTERRUPTED BY CARP
gah
over 14 years ago
GAH TO MANY FURRIES
Frank West
over 14 years ago
What the hell is this carp? I mean, crap. Where's your love for Frank huh? What about that Dead Rising comic!? We had a deal!
Pertamax!
over 14 years ago
lol not too many people comment on this comic :P
Seg
over 14 years ago
Hmm, it would be 5000% more appropriate if 2Catis didn't mind being on fire at all, was actually thirsty for booze, and proceeded to vaporize himself and anything on that z-level via exploding dwarven ale.
freshmeatt
over 14 years ago
The first one was amusing.
Urist McExpeditionleader
over 14 years ago
@ damnedgamer: Its just horrifically complicated to start with. You get used to it.
Although that said, I've still not got the hang of the new military system in the latest release.
Booze Zombie
over 14 years ago
No, cat girl!
But, yes, this seems on par with a typical day in Dwarf Fortress.
Get something you like... it gets destroyed.
i am dissapoint
over 14 years ago
We finally get a comic about DF and you kids want it to be about catgirls?
Dudebro
over 14 years ago
I agree with ~X~. Commic needs about 100% more sexy cat girls.
~X~
over 14 years ago
More sexy catgirl whores, damnit!
starburst98
over 14 years ago
[url=#user_comment_42154]@damnedgamer[/url]
figuring it out is half the fun. lose until you start winning. it is the only way to learn.
damnedgamer
over 14 years ago
I tried DF but it seems that it is not compatable with me... which means im to stupid to understand what to do... well I made up a civilisation and started at its year 200 something but I have no clue what to do then...
Frank
over 14 years ago
I hate how if you don't have ANY stones near you, all your dwarves have to walk to the river. I bet one of their stories would be like, "Back in mah day, we had to walk fifteen miles just to git a glass a water! Not like you kids with your fancy well and irrigation system! You have it too easy!"
They came out of the river, man...they fuckin' came out of the river. They got fishers first then the thirsty ones. It was like they WERE the water, man...
...I don't sleep anymore.
Awesome Dino
over 14 years ago
I see Mr. Nerfington von Now is an avid Dwarf Fortress player.