Go Garrus!

I wanna squish the head of the moron that designed Jack!

Every Krogan is sad they are not Wrex. Grunt came close in my opinion, but he doesn't have any cool mercenary stories. Threesome with Miranda and Tali? Yes. Salarian singing and Geth dancing ftw. It can even kill reapers. "OMG, is that a geth doing the robot?" "Yes. Awesome overload." *boom*

Glad I'm not the only one that's thinking "Wrex better be in my squad in ME3." That, or he leads a massive Krogan army to beat the crap out of the reapers. Either way, if they don't let his battlemaster pwnage out of the bag, heads will roll. Btw, "Calibrations" is slang. If you know what I mean.

First, what's up with all the Jacob hating? I mean, he's the most straight up character in this game. Right from the start, he's the only non-douchebag character (Miranda does get better later on). He may not have a huge character flaw that makes him interesting, but I never doubted his integrity.

finally a comic that isn't fucking world of shitfuck or fucking ass pokegaymon

I wish I picked up legion earlier in game not when I finished all loyalty missions..
and yh wtf with garrus..I thought friends that didn't see each other for two years 'd ahve more to talk about rather than just calibraishuns

thats right Jacob NOBODY LIKES YOU GTFO.

Having Tali, Legion and 3rd Engineer for a drone-infested attack, while not effective, was very fun.

What. Not effective? Are you kidding me? You spawn a drone right next to an enemy and the drone takes the highest threat priority. Hell they will even TURN AROUND to get at it.

Goddammit why i am not there you fool

I used Miranda/Garrus until I got Jack, then switched Garrus for Legion up until the last area, playing as an infiltrator. Sniper, shield buster and biotic wreaked havoc on collector groups. Also, it was fun breaking through the 'touch and die' armor of Jack to get to that adorable crazy center.

I got a little tired of the "I CAN TAKE YOU ALL!" from Jack.

But it WAS nice having Jack around for the husks since I didn't have shockwave.

Damn you, Shepard is mine !

Suddenly you realize, every character in this image has just smoked a bong and are all high as fuck. Especially Garrus, he'll just keep calibratin, ever so slowly.

You abandoned many traditions to post on Nerf Now. Dangerous...

Shepard <3

Shepard.

Wrex.

[url=#user_comment_53088]@Cirno[/url]: Damn you, Cirno. May I make a suggestion? Go to hell.

My team was always Tali and Garrus. They were my bro's in the first game, and my wiafu/bro in the second.

Heh, I loved Grunt. He seemed to be the only one out of the group that was geniunly having fun. Indeed, I seem to remember him commenting during one boss fight "This is why I love fighting with you Shepard, we get to kill the biggest things".

[url=#user_comment_53079]@ShadoWKilleR[/url] You're just jealous 'cause you're not getting any hawt Krogan lovin'. <3

CIRNO IS FART
YOUMU IS YEAH

[url=#user_comment_53047]@ugh_Englishplz[/url] Just enjoy the comic, he's nice enough to make his posts in English and let the comment section an open one knowing jackass like you can post trolling message. *Pressing troll NOW!! button*

@Doctor S

Oh look a pirate troll, okay children say hi to pirate troll.... and stab him!

@Frank West

(:o They exist!?

this reminds me of a time me and Sam had to track down this mafia, they complained about everything, even complained how badly i was abusing them with a butchers knife trying to carve poems in their chests...
what were we talking about?

[url=#user_comment_53012]@Francis[/url]: Youre totally not Francis. You didnt say how you hated anything.

FOREVER ALONE! T.T

Everyone got a Portrait including Miranda's ass.

Why does Wrex and Shepard look at each other that way? Fucking gross and to top it off Grunt wants to join in.
Well, at least Jack is looking aghast as everyone else should be..

I am pleasantly surprised of this ME comic! Now do some with Thane and Garrus, please :D? Thanks for listening Jo!

My dream team is and always will be me, Mordin, and Garrus. Unfortunately I had to dump Garrus to pick up Jack for the biotics, as I found Miranda too much of a smug snake. It made me sad, it did. I couldn't lose Mordin, though, I just love him too much.

first chance i got jacob went i mean i just didnt do anything with him half the i ignore him cause he is a pain in the ass to talk to...... he is mainly the reason i dont get the achivment for no one left behind

tali and garrus for the win!
inless you have kasumi she is pretty boss 2

My current game I am a SOLDIER! ... Need more renegade!
And bullet powers I can spam.

I end up taking Garrus and Tali with me all the time, but I am doing all of those loyalty missions now.

Jack as a desire demon? That... actually works. Go figure.

First time I played through I was an adept, and stuck to Tali and Garrus. No problems. Second time I was an adept again, switched squadmates every mission so I never brought the same combo twice in a row (save for the suicide mission so everyone survived). Again, no problems. Moral: be a biotic.

You misuse gender assignments (his, her, he, him, she) too much in your rant about some game that not a lot of people play. PLEASE brush up on your English or use a translator.

I'm sure you all realize who took those photos. That's right, I've covered spacewars.

@ Ack Ack:
Lol you dumb shit.
just torrent it like everybody else.
Oh wait, you have a PS3 =\

A couple of months before I have enough money to get me ME2 for PS3.

the migrant fleet is deystroyed sheperad...
*a sobbing sound comes from the breath mask*
almost every one i knew was on the migrant fleet

Renegade option: i dont care tali i have bigger problems and for the rest of the star system its a good thing
paragon option: its ok come here *hugs*

heres the fun part:
you can name your char "wrex shepard" to create the ultimate time paradox

Is there some hidden joke that I'm not privy to?

And Tali'Zorah vas Normandy...

As Alice.

spelt it wrong nub

Not yours
Can't have.

Jack was my favourite character.

Miranda was a bitch, though, yeah.

...And, yes, I would <3 a Shepard/Wrex romance.

I rolled into Insane with soldier Sheperd. When I went through on normal I noticed that fire and inferno powers were top of the list for damage. I tend to see Tech or Infiltration Shepered backed by Mordin and whoever is situationally useful is nasty. Armor was a BIG part so "Kill it with fire!"

its not enough that iv already been exiled from the migrant fleet?
no it isnt is it. im glad you didnt tell them the truth sheperad but stil now they have replased me...
im not sure what to do now sheperad

THERE IS A IMPOSTER!!!!!!

This reminds me of the Brady Brunch

Cerburus Operative Genetically Engineered for Romance.
C.O.G.E.R.
also known as
C.O.G.E.f.R.
"If you think I've evolve beyond the joys of sex in engine rooms. You'd be wrong"

Jack was the best! She was a storm of fury in combat, and she had a fun and twisted story! She was easily my favorite in the game. <3

you should tell me this joke you speak of

CANNONT HAVE.

[url=#user_comment_53008]@Antagon[/url]: Any network see this as a big risk, but the priizzze. -hands head in shame for spending five minutes on google/youtube for learning of this hidden jacob joke.-

hmmmmmm

My favourite method of fighting was to use biotic push in close combat. It felt good to be able to knock down a charging krogan. I don't think I ever thought about what companions worked best. I just took the ones that had the most character development at the time.

Hi, I'm Cirno!
I get my ass kicked all the time and have the stupidest attack ever!

[url=#user_comment_52992]@Cirno[/url]: WHY DO YOU ALL USE MAH NAME

i smell my your blood on the ground
with a hint of lemon

[url=#user_comment_53008]@Antagon[/url]: I hate sitcoms

[url=#user_comment_53002]@SRG[/url]: I smell a sitcom!

I hear Jack becomes more of a violent Tsundere if you romance her.
Apparently her violence and craziness is more of a self-defense thing.

but I am afraid if they meant Yandere instead.

"it's better to give way to challenge in exchange for some fun."
That's Dorf Fortress talk right there!

I hate Loui--I mean, Jacob.

sorry i was busy working on the engines what did i miss?

are you doing all these because me2 for ps3 is coming out or is this stress release for the wait for me3?

speaking of me2, until i tried the demo on psn the me series had not caught my interest. i actually plan to get the game, but day 1, or wait till weekend when i go out of town to get at GS?

So Jacob the male version of Roe from left 4 dead 2.

How dare you blanking me out? My deep, nonexistent personality formed by the absense of an abusive father who's on kind of lonely lord of the flies island planet .

to smex teh sheperad its hard not to laugh at him trying so hard and when i burst out laughing i paid for it in acceidently prssing X so as he leaned into kiss ma sheperad i got a face full of illusive man and it pissed me off!!!!

but i love garrus ;_; he is ma faviorate
P.S Tali and Garrus make a good team but not the best when your a adept vangaurd and inflettraiter on the other hand...
iv never played engineer but plan to on my next playthrough (sorry iv im rambleing on) and when garrus comes into your room

@Captain obvious Ya I was about to mention that. Guess the 'S' got cut off or something.

Random: Miranda can be female love interest?

"Miranda had one of the best support power (a party wide passive buff) and >his< biotic powers were not bad."

MJ with tits...

Basically, her little black book.

i didn't play this game, but if i was to play, i'd probably play grunt, tali, and... hmm... not jack/jacob. maybe garrus, miranda, or legion? legion's pretty hot...

For those who forgot to read the description, miranda appears to be a man.

As Infiltrator Shep, I used Legion/Zaeed and Kasumi. Legion/Zaeed because two snipers means nothing lives for very long. Kasumi for her fun-loving klepto personality and how she could tap targets behind cover or not worth a sniper round.

taliwoman 2
Any one got the boss weapon weaknesses?

@ SJTNK
Nope. After the first mission his only use is to keep the armory clean.

Wrex and Shepard's subtitles should've been switched.

So true. To be honest the action gameplay in these types of games isn't their strong suit compared to a 'dedicated' shooters. So enjoy the story and characters and relax the difficulty! Mordin4eva!

I always use Legion and Grunt. The two of em just will not die

I think Jo hit the nail on the head with Jacob. Does anyone actually use him?

I always took Garrus. His rifle was pretty awesome.

Gotta agree that Miranda and Jack were boring teammates though.

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